Too much time outside? Skin cancer.
Not enough time outside? Vitamin D deficiency.
They've rigged the game
Not enough time outside? Vitamin D deficiency.
They've rigged the game
March 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Too much time outside? Skin cancer.
Not enough time outside? Vitamin D deficiency.
They've rigged the game
Not enough time outside? Vitamin D deficiency.
They've rigged the game
No slack no work no gods
February 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
No slack no work no gods
In Florida and saw some cool pelicans fighting over fish. Also later our boat captain started talking about how you 'can always tell the people that don't really belong' and it really felt like a microcosm of the state right there.
February 17, 2024 at 12:45 AM
In Florida and saw some cool pelicans fighting over fish. Also later our boat captain started talking about how you 'can always tell the people that don't really belong' and it really felt like a microcosm of the state right there.
The only time I put on pants today was to go to the dermatologist and then they made me take them off again. What's it all for?
January 29, 2024 at 11:12 PM
The only time I put on pants today was to go to the dermatologist and then they made me take them off again. What's it all for?
Want a fun twist on a friendsgiving party? Host an enemytaking event where you and your closest friends invade other friendsgiving parties and pillage their food.
May the strongest feast 🦃
May the strongest feast 🦃
November 12, 2023 at 12:25 AM
Want a fun twist on a friendsgiving party? Host an enemytaking event where you and your closest friends invade other friendsgiving parties and pillage their food.
May the strongest feast 🦃
May the strongest feast 🦃
Fun to vote and win in VA
Get fucked Glenn
Get fucked Glenn
November 8, 2023 at 4:29 AM
Fun to vote and win in VA
Get fucked Glenn
Get fucked Glenn
Being friends on Strava is basically a lite version of location sharing. I think my friend went to NYC this week, but I don't care enough to text, so I'll wait until he exercises
October 4, 2023 at 2:32 PM
Being friends on Strava is basically a lite version of location sharing. I think my friend went to NYC this week, but I don't care enough to text, so I'll wait until he exercises
Ok Gavin, who are we gettin
September 29, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Ok Gavin, who are we gettin
Fog is my favorite weather and right now it's sort of fog adjacent. Life is about compromise
September 24, 2023 at 4:24 PM
Fog is my favorite weather and right now it's sort of fog adjacent. Life is about compromise
New covid booster/flu shot coming up soon. Thinking about this time last year when I got both at the same time and the nice lady at CVS patted me on the arm and said 'we're gonna put a lot of fluid in here today'
September 19, 2023 at 11:29 PM
New covid booster/flu shot coming up soon. Thinking about this time last year when I got both at the same time and the nice lady at CVS patted me on the arm and said 'we're gonna put a lot of fluid in here today'
@gehaines.bsky.social check out metazooa.com it seems like a fun little game that's up your alley
August 30, 2023 at 5:11 PM
@gehaines.bsky.social check out metazooa.com it seems like a fun little game that's up your alley
My parents' neighbor befriended the crows so they keep the seagulls away. They now bring him shiny things. I need to stay on this man's good side
August 26, 2023 at 12:53 PM
My parents' neighbor befriended the crows so they keep the seagulls away. They now bring him shiny things. I need to stay on this man's good side
To follow up on my Zuckerberg 5k post, I ran a 5k race yesterday in 18:37 so I met my goal pretty quickly. Gotta stay faster than billionaires 🏃
August 23, 2023 at 6:09 PM
To follow up on my Zuckerberg 5k post, I ran a 5k race yesterday in 18:37 so I met my goal pretty quickly. Gotta stay faster than billionaires 🏃
Reposted by Lloyd
if you’re a textualist then yes, it’s fine to bring RICO charges against Trump. but if you’re focused on the original intent of the law then it should really only apply to Italians.
August 16, 2023 at 12:05 AM
if you’re a textualist then yes, it’s fine to bring RICO charges against Trump. but if you’re focused on the original intent of the law then it should really only apply to Italians.
Made PA dutch style chicken pot pie for the first time since my childhood
August 20, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Made PA dutch style chicken pot pie for the first time since my childhood
Reposted by Lloyd
hey all! just a heads-up for you in case you missed it. on november 27th, 1905 in ionia, michigan, a wagon full of hay drove by. and then later some guy stood around for a while
August 18, 2023 at 11:25 PM
hey all! just a heads-up for you in case you missed it. on november 27th, 1905 in ionia, michigan, a wagon full of hay drove by. and then later some guy stood around for a while
I learned recently that Mark Zuckerberg ran a 19:34 5k and now I have a new fitness goal. I can't be outrun by a billionaire.
August 18, 2023 at 9:35 PM
I learned recently that Mark Zuckerberg ran a 19:34 5k and now I have a new fitness goal. I can't be outrun by a billionaire.
Thinking of the time a convo with my dad really embodied the difference between right and left wing solutions to a basic societal issue.
The core problem was that during COVID, the beach my parents were living near kept having a littering problem and it was causing annoyance among the locals
The core problem was that during COVID, the beach my parents were living near kept having a littering problem and it was causing annoyance among the locals
August 11, 2023 at 5:30 PM
Thinking of the time a convo with my dad really embodied the difference between right and left wing solutions to a basic societal issue.
The core problem was that during COVID, the beach my parents were living near kept having a littering problem and it was causing annoyance among the locals
The core problem was that during COVID, the beach my parents were living near kept having a littering problem and it was causing annoyance among the locals
Only hit in the face twice, feeling alive
August 9, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Only hit in the face twice, feeling alive
On my way to go mosh. It's good for the soul every once in a while to jump into a bunch of sweaty people
August 8, 2023 at 11:16 PM
On my way to go mosh. It's good for the soul every once in a while to jump into a bunch of sweaty people
As I've gotten older my scam tolerance has increased. Getting accidentally double charged for 15 bucks isn't keeping me up at night, but a free trial recently wouldn't process my request to cancel until after their 90 dollar annual charge went through and now I gotta fight about it.
August 7, 2023 at 3:38 PM
As I've gotten older my scam tolerance has increased. Getting accidentally double charged for 15 bucks isn't keeping me up at night, but a free trial recently wouldn't process my request to cancel until after their 90 dollar annual charge went through and now I gotta fight about it.
Hot chocolate was indeed the move
August 6, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Hot chocolate was indeed the move
Going on coffee dates when you don't drink coffee or tea is an exciting exercise because if you get nothing you are just watching another person drink a beverage like a psychopath.
For my own sanity I've decided getting hot chocolate on a date in the middle of August is actually a power move.
For my own sanity I've decided getting hot chocolate on a date in the middle of August is actually a power move.
August 6, 2023 at 1:49 PM
Going on coffee dates when you don't drink coffee or tea is an exciting exercise because if you get nothing you are just watching another person drink a beverage like a psychopath.
For my own sanity I've decided getting hot chocolate on a date in the middle of August is actually a power move.
For my own sanity I've decided getting hot chocolate on a date in the middle of August is actually a power move.