Not Medhi saying he would wait for Whitney.

Looking at my activity list for tomorrow and I feel sorry for myself already 😂

Starbucks lemon loaf to the rescue

Seen too many tiktok videos of people making jerk chicken I feel like I’m ready to give it a shot.

Reach for the sun

All it took was rate limit for me to start trying to figure shit out.

and yet? we all saw this shit coming 100 miles away

I actually thought twitter would just kinda peter out and lose popularity like myspace, but this fantastic blow-out is a nice fitting end

NOOOOO TURN TWITTER BACK ON I WAS A NICHE INTERNET MICROCELEBRITY

I think the funniest thing bluesky can do right now is send everyone another invite

Wouldn’t mind a frappe right mow

Loving the weather today.

Yes! I fucking love it.

It happens in 1 millisecond. The human brain takes 25 milliseconds to process and react. Gone quicker than you can blink. For context, the speed at which we blink is between 100 and 400 milliseconds.

Submarine Implosion:
Air inside a sub has a high concentration of hydrocarbon vapors. When the hull collapses it behaves like a very large piston on a large diesel engine. The air ignites, an explosion follows the implosion. Blobs of human fat incinerate and turn to ash and dust almost instantly.

Going to be the opposite of Twitter and view every thought on Bluesky in the best possible light. If someone says “I like pancakes”, I will think “this person potentially also likes waffles, which are also delicious”

Yes bitch, that is a supportive viewpoint, that’s what we are all talkin bout

Out with old.

Mitch the snake.