Audrey Goldberg Ruoff
@audreyruoff.bsky.social
Author
HOPELESSLY TEAVOTED (out now)
VENGEFULLY MATCHED (fall 2026)
used to teach HS English, now I teach MS ELA
still assigns reading in random conversations
She/her 💖💜💙 🌈
Insta & Tiktok: audreygoldbergruoff
rep: Jessica Mileo at InkWell Management
HOPELESSLY TEAVOTED (out now)
VENGEFULLY MATCHED (fall 2026)
used to teach HS English, now I teach MS ELA
still assigns reading in random conversations
She/her 💖💜💙 🌈
Insta & Tiktok: audreygoldbergruoff
rep: Jessica Mileo at InkWell Management
The only spell I have against hopelessness at the moment is to help community. So if you would like to support Marylanders in need (we have so many federal workers) here's my MD Food Bank fundraiser
mdfoodbank.funraise.org/fundraiser/a...
mdfoodbank.funraise.org/fundraiser/a...
Donate to the Maryland Food Bank
mdfoodbank.funraise.org
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The only spell I have against hopelessness at the moment is to help community. So if you would like to support Marylanders in need (we have so many federal workers) here's my MD Food Bank fundraiser
mdfoodbank.funraise.org/fundraiser/a...
mdfoodbank.funraise.org/fundraiser/a...
THIS IS NOT A DRILL I LOVE THIS BOOK AND DALLAS SO SO MUCH!!!! English teacher approved, romcom author approved, I approve this book on so many levels; agents get ready to fall for these two 🥳
October 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL I LOVE THIS BOOK AND DALLAS SO SO MUCH!!!! English teacher approved, romcom author approved, I approve this book on so many levels; agents get ready to fall for these two 🥳
Agents!!! Check out this amazing romcom by my RTM mentee; it's SO GOOD, romcom + Kdrama vibes = the next book of your heart
I (25F) made a deal with my ex’s hot wedding photographer (27M) to find each other dates this summer. Secretly, it was to help me find a date to a wedding where my ex is the best man as a big F U to him. But now my ex’s photographer is offering to be my fake date. WWYD? #DVpit #A #R #RomCom #CR #WOC
October 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Agents!!! Check out this amazing romcom by my RTM mentee; it's SO GOOD, romcom + Kdrama vibes = the next book of your heart
if you are wondering did I reactivate my entire bluesky account for the sole purpose of boosting two very specific romcoms I'm excited about in a pitching event, yes, yes I diiiid
October 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
if you are wondering did I reactivate my entire bluesky account for the sole purpose of boosting two very specific romcoms I'm excited about in a pitching event, yes, yes I diiiid
Hopelessly Teavoted is available for request on NetGalley and Edelweiss!!!!!
May 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Hopelessly Teavoted is available for request on NetGalley and Edelweiss!!!!!
That B&N sale is still going today if you're thinking that what you really need is to buy future you a special treat: a spooky sparkly witchy romcom that imagines a slightly kinder version of our world. Hopelessly Teavoted! Coming Sept. 16!
February 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
That B&N sale is still going today if you're thinking that what you really need is to buy future you a special treat: a spooky sparkly witchy romcom that imagines a slightly kinder version of our world. Hopelessly Teavoted! Coming Sept. 16!
Reposted by Audrey Goldberg Ruoff
It’s that time again! BEHOOVED and many other titles are 25% off at Barnes & Noble.
It feels weird to be doing book promo in the current times, but this is also a time when it’s super important to support debuts and diverse voices 💜
It feels weird to be doing book promo in the current times, but this is also a time when it’s super important to support debuts and diverse voices 💜
February 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It’s that time again! BEHOOVED and many other titles are 25% off at Barnes & Noble.
It feels weird to be doing book promo in the current times, but this is also a time when it’s super important to support debuts and diverse voices 💜
It feels weird to be doing book promo in the current times, but this is also a time when it’s super important to support debuts and diverse voices 💜
If you don't know Claudia, she's an absolute GEM and I am so so excited for her!!!
Good news, folks! I've found a way to write even more books and now also have an agent for all my adult works: I've signed with Jim McCarthy at Dystel, Goderich & Bourret and I can't wait to work with him on cozy and not-so-cozy fantasies and maybe-not-fantasies.
January 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If you don't know Claudia, she's an absolute GEM and I am so so excited for her!!!
Hopelessly Teavoted has a cover, and honestly, it's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen 💖💜💙
January 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Hopelessly Teavoted has a cover, and honestly, it's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen 💖💜💙
trying to post this everywhere it might reach someone who needs it now:
Struggling?
National Suicide Hotline
call or text 988
The Trevor Project for LGBTQIA+ youth
text START to 678-678 or call 1-866-488-7386
(updated 1/22/2025 with information from thetrevorproject.org and 988lifeline.org )
Struggling?
National Suicide Hotline
call or text 988
The Trevor Project for LGBTQIA+ youth
text START to 678-678 or call 1-866-488-7386
(updated 1/22/2025 with information from thetrevorproject.org and 988lifeline.org )
January 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
trying to post this everywhere it might reach someone who needs it now:
Struggling?
National Suicide Hotline
call or text 988
The Trevor Project for LGBTQIA+ youth
text START to 678-678 or call 1-866-488-7386
(updated 1/22/2025 with information from thetrevorproject.org and 988lifeline.org )
Struggling?
National Suicide Hotline
call or text 988
The Trevor Project for LGBTQIA+ youth
text START to 678-678 or call 1-866-488-7386
(updated 1/22/2025 with information from thetrevorproject.org and 988lifeline.org )
I both don't have the time or energy to find people on a new platform AND have seen the social network, one of the most chilling horror films of our time, so here I ammmm
January 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I both don't have the time or energy to find people on a new platform AND have seen the social network, one of the most chilling horror films of our time, so here I ammmm
I have two writing modes, hyper fixates and writes thousands of words a day or stares at a blank screen longingly for hours, there is no in between
December 17, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I have two writing modes, hyper fixates and writes thousands of words a day or stares at a blank screen longingly for hours, there is no in between
Music wrap up lists always remind me about discovering that not everyone has a running soundtrack and narration in their head and then I get stuck on the beauty of the brain and its many variations and yes, there’s a soundtrack and lighting to that thought, too
December 5, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Music wrap up lists always remind me about discovering that not everyone has a running soundtrack and narration in their head and then I get stuck on the beauty of the brain and its many variations and yes, there’s a soundtrack and lighting to that thought, too
Every time I step away from socials for a little bit, even just a week, I forget completely how to do them
December 2, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Every time I step away from socials for a little bit, even just a week, I forget completely how to do them
Social media advertising does work well on me and in related news I’m super excited for my ceramic cat menorah to get here
December 1, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Social media advertising does work well on me and in related news I’m super excited for my ceramic cat menorah to get here
Tis the season!
of me putting a hot chocolate packet in my coffee every morning and congratulating myself on coziness
of me putting a hot chocolate packet in my coffee every morning and congratulating myself on coziness
December 1, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Tis the season!
of me putting a hot chocolate packet in my coffee every morning and congratulating myself on coziness
of me putting a hot chocolate packet in my coffee every morning and congratulating myself on coziness
Ok but I have two people I really want you all to meet, however they are fictional, I did make them up completely, and you can’t actually meet them until like next fall
November 30, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Ok but I have two people I really want you all to meet, however they are fictional, I did make them up completely, and you can’t actually meet them until like next fall
I’m back to dreaming of new romcom plots so that’s a thing RIP my tbw list
November 28, 2024 at 12:59 PM
I’m back to dreaming of new romcom plots so that’s a thing RIP my tbw list
Since we are here now (I hope) let’s be friends if you love reading or writing contemporary and speculative romcoms, if you love the Addams family and all things spooky and sparkly and swiftie, and if you know books are inherently political and that abortion access for all is a basic human right💖 😘✨
November 27, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Since we are here now (I hope) let’s be friends if you love reading or writing contemporary and speculative romcoms, if you love the Addams family and all things spooky and sparkly and swiftie, and if you know books are inherently political and that abortion access for all is a basic human right💖 😘✨
Reminder that my tactic for answering holiday questions like “oh shouldn’t I write a book instead” or “don’t you think I’d be able to sell my book if you did?” Is absolutely I do. Yes.
a woman is sitting in front of a window with blinds and says absolutely i do .
Alt: a woman (Pam from the show The Office) is sitting in front of a window with blinds and saying absolutely i do .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Reminder that my tactic for answering holiday questions like “oh shouldn’t I write a book instead” or “don’t you think I’d be able to sell my book if you did?” Is absolutely I do. Yes.
Reposted by Audrey Goldberg Ruoff
'Tis a wonderful time of year to help kids having a rough time feel the love. You can buy gifts for:
Children of incarcerated people: vat.angeltreetool.org/cc0893aa-581...
Foster kids: www.onesimplewish.org
Kids living on Pine Ridge Reservation: www.onespiritokini.org/okini-page/h...
Children of incarcerated people: vat.angeltreetool.org/cc0893aa-581...
Foster kids: www.onesimplewish.org
Kids living on Pine Ridge Reservation: www.onespiritokini.org/okini-page/h...
November 25, 2024 at 12:52 PM
'Tis a wonderful time of year to help kids having a rough time feel the love. You can buy gifts for:
Children of incarcerated people: vat.angeltreetool.org/cc0893aa-581...
Foster kids: www.onesimplewish.org
Kids living on Pine Ridge Reservation: www.onespiritokini.org/okini-page/h...
Children of incarcerated people: vat.angeltreetool.org/cc0893aa-581...
Foster kids: www.onesimplewish.org
Kids living on Pine Ridge Reservation: www.onespiritokini.org/okini-page/h...
Ok but that picture of the a i bros could literally be a picture of the same dudes in a creative writing workshop who will tell you that you’re unwieldy in your metaphor use and then fade into anonymity while you succeed in writing, so is disruptor another word for a new way to be a mediocre man or?
November 25, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Ok but that picture of the a i bros could literally be a picture of the same dudes in a creative writing workshop who will tell you that you’re unwieldy in your metaphor use and then fade into anonymity while you succeed in writing, so is disruptor another word for a new way to be a mediocre man or?
I’m not sure who else needs this reminder but don’t forget to pin whatever it is that you want to pin on Bluesky, too. Love, someone juggling too many socials always
November 25, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I’m not sure who else needs this reminder but don’t forget to pin whatever it is that you want to pin on Bluesky, too. Love, someone juggling too many socials always
I always joke that there’s a sock faerie that steals single socks but I just found a child’s sock sitting in the glass sconce of a ceiling lighting fixture and my kindergartener was like oh THATS where it went so I guess I have discovered the identity of the sock faerie 🧚
November 20, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I always joke that there’s a sock faerie that steals single socks but I just found a child’s sock sitting in the glass sconce of a ceiling lighting fixture and my kindergartener was like oh THATS where it went so I guess I have discovered the identity of the sock faerie 🧚
Ok everyone tell me your favorite comfort romcom book please
November 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Ok everyone tell me your favorite comfort romcom book please