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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff
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HOPELESSLY TEAVOTED (out now)
VENGEFULLY MATCHED (fall 2026)
used to teach HS English, now I teach MS ELA
still assigns reading in random conversations
She/her 💖💜💙 🌈
Insta & Tiktok: audreygoldbergruoff
rep: Jessica Mileo at InkWell Management
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That B&N sale is still going today if you're thinking that what you really need is to buy future you a special treat: a spooky sparkly witchy romcom that imagines a slightly kinder version of our world. Hopelessly Teavoted! Coming Sept. 16!
A graphic in purple black and pink that reminds people they can preorder Hopelessly Teavoted using the code PREORDER25 from Barnes and Nobles for 25% off Feb 5 through 7 if they like this picture of Ned and Chuck kissing through plastic wrap in Pushing Daisies A graphic in purple black and pink that reminds people they can preorder Hopelessly Teavoted using the code PREORDER25 from Barnes and Nobles for 25% off Feb 5 through 7 if they like this picture of Taylor Swift in a pink jacket and rhinestone glasses from the You Need to Calm Down music video A graphic in purple black and pink that reminds people they can preorder Hopelessly Teavoted using the code PREORDER25 from Barnes and Nobles for 25% off Feb 5 through 7 if they like this picture of Barbara and Adam Maitland in Beetlejuice A graphic in purple black and pink that reminds people they can preorder Hopelessly Teavoted using the code PREORDER25 from Barnes and Nobles for 25% off Feb 5 through 7 if they like this picture of Morticia and Gomez dancing a romantic tango in The Addams Family
February 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Hopelessly Teavoted has a cover, and honestly, it's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen 💖💜💙
the cover of HOPELESSLY TEAVOTED by Audrey Goldberg Ruoff. It’s a purple cover with a magical teashop, a white woman with brown hair, jeans with rolled cuff, and a puffy pink jacket. She’s leaning into but not touching a white man with curly dark hair, black pants, and a green blazer. There is a little white fluffy cat and a sign on the teashop in the shape of a teapot that says A Novel. The art is by Camila Gray.
January 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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NEWS: HOPELESSLY TEAVOTED TO YOU is coming in 2025

My angsty witch & his sparkly neighbor with death powers have the most magical home (outside of Hart Manor). I’m excited to work with Melanie & the team at Atria Books, thanks to my fairy godmorticia agent @evascalzo.bsky.social
Audrey Goldberg Ruoff's HOPELESSLY TEAVOTED TO YOU, pitched as about a grumpy Addams Family–inspired witch; the devil-gifted, sunshine girl-next-door he's been in love with forever; and the PUSHING DAISIES–esque curse keeping them from laying a single ungloved finger on each other, to Melanie Iglesias Perez at Atria, in a good deal, for publication in spring 2025, by Eva Scalzo at Speilburg Literary Agency (world).
February 6, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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Starting Wednesday of this week with BIG spooky season & “I’d kiss you if it wouldn’t kill me” vibes. Happy Wednesday (Addams) it’s time to stare longingly at art of Hopelessly Teavoted to You, the way Gomez And Morticia would stare at each other. ✨💖🖤✨
A family portrait illustration done in the style of Addams Family. A white haired Witcher looking man in a pinstriped suit, a long black haired woman with green eyes and dark red lips in all black, and a son and daughter, the son curly black haired and the daughter long black haired wearing a Wednesday Addams inspired collared dress. The kids are in their late 20s, the parents in their mid 40s. It's inspired by the Addams Family. The artist is Brelight.art on instagram. An illustration of a couple staring into each other's eyes on a starry yellow background. She is white, with wavy brown hair and a pink top, jeans, and bright pink fluffy jacket. He is white with curly black hair, a black shirt, dark gray pants and a green jacket. The artist is Brelight.art on instagram. An illustration of a white man with curly black hair and greenish brown eyes smiling on a blue starry background. The artist is Brelight.art on instagram. An illustration of a white woman with bright green eyes and wavy brown hair on a yellow starry background. The artist is Brelight.art on instagram.
August 23, 2023 at 11:28 AM
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Hell yeah skeleton time

It’s funny because skelly Steve is a year round fixture; my kids dress and pose him around the house. This is both surprising if they move him somewhere unexpected and leads to lessons from my sister (who lives with us and is a doctor) that he is NOT anatomically correct
A picture of skelly Steve, a Halloween skeleton decoration, dressed for the summer in a pink bikini and rose gold aviators, sitting at the kitchen table. Hell yeah skelly Steve. Even if you’re not anatomically correct, you’re pretty amazing for $30 a few years ago at a home goods.
August 2, 2023 at 12:42 PM
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A little book sampler introduction:

Pirate romantasy
OFMD x Queer, Jewish Dread Pirate x For the Wolf

Witchy romcom
Ex Hex x Dead Romantics x Pushing Daisies x Addams Family x Beetlejuice

Snowy romcom
As Seen on TV x Book Lovers

Star wars romcom
Text Appeal x Empire Records x Star Wars fans
The image is a mood board. It includes a picture of a pirate ship on the sea, a close up of the seahorse carvings at the helm of the ship, a pirate woman in the shadows with just her outlined body and sword visible, scarlet flowers, a stained glass Star of David, a compass and map,and a close up of a freckled face. This moodboard has a pink rectangle in the middle and two pictures above and below it. The upper left corner has a shot of two people hugging on top of a record store in front of a neon sign for that store. The top right has a shot of just the waist of a man clad in black wieding a red lightsaber. The middle rectangle reads: Contemporary RomCom The Galaxy Strikes Back: Empire Records x Star Wars Fanfic x Text Appeal. There are two polaroid style pictures: one of guyliner clad adam brody from jennifer's body and one of clean cut Adam Brody from the OC. The lower left has a picture of a white woman with brown hair from nose down, and the lower right has a picture of a divey looking bar with chairs and windows behind it. This is a moodboard with a pink background and white snowflake patterns! It has a large picture on the left and four smaller ones lined up on the right and the image of tape holding down all four corners of the collage. It has a picture of a tree and a mountain snowscape on the left and four smaller pictures on the right: a laptop and coffee, a cabin in the snowy woods, a woman looking out at a city street, and the interior of a cozy cabin.
July 14, 2023 at 2:45 PM