aslynn is grateful to be autistic
banner
audhd-psychnp.com
aslynn is grateful to be autistic
@audhd-psychnp.com
AuDHD PMHNP w/ specialty in late-dx autism, "SPMI" & complex psychopharm

Research, shitposting, mental health, Neurodivergence, advocacy, shouty, sweary, nurses, bad jokes, suicide awareness & unapologetic

✨ NeurospaceAPC.com

🪴 https://ko-fi.com/aslynn
Pinned
I will block you if I don’t like the cut of your jib and it’s that simple
I’m excited for my wallpaper to come Monday!

My mom is like “do you know how to wallpaper?”

mom I’m almost 41 and YouTube exists
I have a new office! I picked out wallpaper! Here’s my mood board with my stuff and hopefully what the wallpaper will look like! 🤓
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Reposted by aslynn is grateful to be autistic
In a world where kratom is legal, it’s clear the problem with cannabis is primarily the ego of the establishment, racist systems, and perpetuated stigma by generations of privileged fuckers who prefer to have their mind altering substances in a glass or prescribed rather than let people outta prison
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Reposted by aslynn is grateful to be autistic
Kratom can make you inappropriately test positive for Suboxone even though it’s sold legally in many states

That drug test thing can really fuck up your life if you’re in a certain scenario

Not to mention the intense psychosis

Insomnia & mania

Kratom is no fucking joke and it’s LEGAL(?)
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Reposted by aslynn is grateful to be autistic
You know what would make a better article?

Something meaningful about the dangers of kratom

I see people fucked up on this shit a danger to themselves and others and it’s legal (?)

& way more dangerous

This piece is weak, educate people about something instead of fear mongering
US health officials crack down on kratom-related products after complaints from supplement industry
U.S. health officials are cracking down on an opioid-related ingredient being added to drinks, supplements and other products.
apnews.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
it’s possible “to get hooked on” literally anything, especially if it is used to relax, sedate, or ease pain & suffering

y’know what has a DEADLY withdrawal & seizure potential? alcohol, which is legal in every state

y’know what pot withdrawal is like? Irritability, anxiety, insomnia, & nightmares
Doctors say it's possible to get hooked on pot. There's a widespread misconception that marijuana is not addictive, and it's expanded as a growing number of states legalize pot.
It's possible to get addicted to pot. Here's what to know
Doctors say it's possible to get hooked on pot. There's a widespread misconception that marijuana is not addictive, and it's expanded as a growing number of states legalize pot.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Reposted by aslynn is grateful to be autistic
Accepting that you are Autistic (as a newly identified adult) often includes reflecting on how our favorite characters throughout our lives have played a part in how we see the world.

We often exhibit the behaviors we see in the role model characters that we admire and relate with the most.
April 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
D…does the recipe call for that? Is that why my soup is bad? I skipped a step maybe
I'm making a giant batch of chili to bring over to my step-sons' place. Does anyone want to shit on that, too? 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Reposted by aslynn is grateful to be autistic
lol I got to the bottom of the free portion of the post and went, "Nah, I'm good."

If that's what you're giving away for free as a teaser, I mean

give literally any other journalist your money please
okay EST pal here: so I know the author of the thing, where to find it, and have managed to avoid the gory details so far

context: I worked inpatient psych in the men's prison, pretty sick topics of conversation on the regular

do I dare or should I roll in the grass until I fall peacefully asleep?
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
not yet
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The only border patrol officer I know personally in my life (that I’m aware of) had an affair on his wife for over a year

It was evident in cell phone and credit card records

lied when called out & fled when faced w/ evidence

behind on child support

I hope someone gives him a real bad day soon 🫶🏻
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
it begins
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
this is the way

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social for your Pinterest board for NYC
Market Street in Philadelphia has some gorgeous new raised bike lanes. Love it!
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Reposted by aslynn is grateful to be autistic
It’s not vaccines
It’s not Tylenol
It’s not circumcisions
It’s not Tylenol
It’s not vaccines

& it’s also not a fucking problem to be eradicated!

Autism is a natural way of being

We don’t need a cure
The only “cure” is love

Unconditional Accommodation

Acceptance

Autism is not a problem to solve
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Mr. President, I present to you a more qualified candidate than RFK

Look at him donning this PPE

so safe! so dapper!
Dog autist curing dog cancer
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me: *squeeeeee!* I signed a lease on a small one room office and it's perfect! Now...I must decide which plants will make the journey! 🤔

😈: *hissing whisper* why not just buy ✨new✨ plants?

Me: 🫢
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Reposted by aslynn is grateful to be autistic
okay EST pal here: so I know the author of the thing, where to find it, and have managed to avoid the gory details so far

context: I worked inpatient psych in the men's prison, pretty sick topics of conversation on the regular

do I dare or should I roll in the grass until I fall peacefully asleep?
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Reposted by aslynn is grateful to be autistic
Pour one out for the EST comrades safely tucked up in bed who have no idea what horrors await them in the morning
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Reposted by aslynn is grateful to be autistic
oh dear it's that "I just logged on and people are making vague references to something I haven't figured out yet" feeling
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I used to know a physical therapist when I worked as a homecare office admin

she used to come in and tell anyone who was sick that they just needed a handle of JD & they could poison the virus to death

I wasn't a nurse then but I remember being pretty confident that is not how it works, actually
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Reposted by aslynn is grateful to be autistic
Zohran has done more for America in 3 weeks than Chuck Schumer has done his entire career.
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Reposted by aslynn is grateful to be autistic
Bomb Squad Called to Concord Building Housing U.S. Rep. Goodlander’s Office indepthnh.org/2025/11/21/b...
Bomb Squad Called to Concord Building Housing U.S. Rep. Goodlander’s Office
On Friday at at about 3:54 p.m., the Concord Police Department received information of a potential threat towards 18 North Main Street in Concord where U.S. Rep. Maggie Goodlander, D-NH, has an office...
indepthnh.org
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I’m not saying I don’t like RFK Jr, I’m saying he emits the odor of an old leather suitcase a cat pissed in 3 years ago and that the room fills with a putrid fog whenever he speaks
I’m not saying I don’t like Karoline Leavitt, I’m saying she gives off the stench of an old gym sock dipped in raw egg left in the sun whenever she speaks
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Reposted by aslynn is grateful to be autistic
My last client today (I’m a psych prescriber and autism diagnostician): So like has your job been weird lately?
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Reposted by aslynn is grateful to be autistic
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM