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Auctorita
@auctorita.bsky.social
Mostly here to waste time.
Am I the only non-heterosexual that works Monday through Friday 9-5?
February 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Hey remember when George Lucas was like “hurr durr Trade Wars” and we were like that’s so silly and he was like no wait that’s how Emperor Palpatine comes to power and we were like you are obviously dumb Jorge.
February 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Just watched Paris is Burning for the first time. I've seen clips but this was my full watch through. It was moving almost spiritual experience.
January 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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really sick of hearing how "we've always been here" and "we will survive"

a hypothetical future where 1% of us make it i guess makes that statement factual but it's not a fucking happy ending

idk i wanted to do more than just survive in some fractured, small existence

i wanted to flourish 💔
January 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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"is transition innate or a choice?"

are you really asking me to solve the question of free will in order to access basic medical needs and equal legal protections???
January 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The "as needed" in the directions for my Xanax prescription is doing some heavy lifting lately.
January 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Why does the gym locker room smell like weed? Who the fuck is smoking weed in the locker room at 7am?
January 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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I am predicting that 20 years from now, it will be widely recognized that the discover of the ozempic-style class of drugs had a greater impact on humanity than AI
January 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My goal is to live long enough to see celebrate his death.
jesus christ. pure evil. the day donald trump takes his final breath will be a holiday
January 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's very cold outside and my bed is very warm. This should be a valid reason to call into work right?
January 20, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I'm doing kind of a self care weekend. Yesterday I got a haircut and tried out a new burger place. ATM I'm enjoying a donut and a cup of coffee and a quaint little place. Later I'm going to hangout with a friend.
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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i just need to clean my room and cut my hair and get myself together and purge bad thoughts and look presentable and stand up straight and get a raise and buy a house and start a family and lock the doors and smile for the eye the father the executioner the eye
January 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Who knew that eating healthy, working out, and quitting drugs would improve my physical and mental health so mcuh.
December 28, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
December 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I did too and they fucking ripped in the ass after I wore them twice. Wtf
December 15, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Everytime I use a self check out I'm some how in line behind someone who the least qualified to use a self checkout that I have ever seen.
December 14, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Fascinating
December 14, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Calm down tofu
December 8, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Meal prep was going well until I Julia Childed it.
December 2, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Anyone got eyes on Kristi Noem
November 28, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Suppers not even on the table yet and the fire alarm has already been set off.
November 28, 2024 at 9:40 PM