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Rachael 🦞
@auberjeangenie.bsky.social
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Wet t-shirt contest loser, I have extremely absorbent skin.

Intersectional feminist (she/her)
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I turn 32 on Saturday.
Screenshot from Spotify Wrapped which reads 'your listening age is 74. You were until music from the late 60s. You're an old soul.'
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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No I am sorry, look at its haunting soulless eyes. It would scalp you if it got the chance. I would boot it straight into an incinerator no questions asked.
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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This thing shouldn't exist on earth with us. That's slithered out of hell that has.
Extremely creepy Paddington Bear puppet who is nude on the West End.
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Pigeons and I have an unbreakable bond.
Selfie of a woman with red hair looking into the camera with a pigeon perched on her shoulder. Photo of a red haired woman in a red raincoat, blue jeans and trainers stood in front of the Palace Moat in Wells. She has a pigeon on either shoulder, another pigeon perched on her chest and two pigeons perched on each hand. There is a group of pigeons at her feet. Behind the woman is a swan and a group of small gulls, unlike the pigeons they are uninterested in the woman.
October 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Tbf, pigeons and I go way back.
Photograph of a woman with long dark hair wearing a red raincoat standing in front of some columns in a flagstone square at night. She is holding a pigeon and looking into the camera.
October 12, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Came out of Brixton station yesterday and a woman immediately approached me, pointed at a pigeon and said "who's he?", and as evidenced by this text from my mother, it's not the first time someone has assumed I just know pigeons.
A screenshot of a WhatsApp conversation between my mother and I. The first message from me says 'Just been to a comedy show about pigeons', below is the reply from my mother which reads 'Were there pigeons in it that you know?'
October 12, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Ah mate that sucks. Totally know how you feel, they weren't keen on my stand 'Greens4BiggerNuclearBombs' either. So unfair that we're not included just because we 'don't align at all with the membership' and our views are 'verifiably right wing'.
October 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Taking a break from political violence discourse to get back to my book.
September 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Thoughts and prayers!
A tweet that quotes Charlie Kirk, "It's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment"
September 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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A infographic of Keir Starmer's leadership pledges. An accessible version can be accessed using the following link: https://www.clpd.org.uk/resource/keir-starmer-10-pledges/
September 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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That's not a judge, it's an auctioneer.
September 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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I didn't get a photo of the baby unfortunately, but here's an example and the info I found from the RSPB.
A photo of a fluffy jackdaw fledgling with bright blue eyes. They are perched on a rock on the ground in the rain. The photo is watermarked by alamy. Text from the RSPB website that reads 'They intentionally leave the nest before they can fly, and their parents are usually nearby and still caring for them. Parents may even be waiting for people to leave before they return to their young. It's normal for fledglings to be on the ground between a few days to a week or so whilst they finish growing their flight feathers.'
June 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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That's all my birds. Bonus photo of Daphne du Maurier's former home 'Ferryside', currently occupied by her son Kits Browning.
A large blue and white house on the waters edge, against a backdrop of a cluster of trees. The house is built of white stone with two wooden gables creating a third floor. The house has bright blue fascias and shutters. The same blue is used for the railing in front of the house, as well as the front door. Above the door is a blue sign with 'Ferryside' written in white in a gothic typeface.
June 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Caught late in the evening in the rain. Majestic and intelligent, but did quickly abandon his wife when he clocked that I had bread.
A photo of a swan taken from above. The swan is swimming in translucent green water. A photo of a swan taken from above at dusk. The sun has set so the water is a cool greyish blue colour as night sets in. A photo of a swan taken above at night. The water is almost black and is rippling around the swan. The swan's neck is bent to rest in the middle of its back, as it uses its foot to scratch its head like a dog.
June 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Extremely beautiful, very charming. Points taken off from dropping their baby on the floor, but according to the RSPB that's fine.
A close up photo of a jackdaw against a blue sky. The jackdaw has its head turned to the right, looking towards the camera. A close up photo of a jackdaw sitting on a wooden railing on a sunny day. The jackdaw has its head turned so it is facing the camera head on and both eyes can be seen.
June 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Despite looking menacing, he was actually very polite. Extra points for not pooing on me.
A photo of a European Herring Gull stood on a wooden railing and facing the camera. Behind the seagull can be seen the mouth of Fowey Estuary with boats attached yellow buoys on the calm water. In the background there is a hillside covered in trees leading down to the (not pictured) town of Polruan. A close up photo of a European Herring Gull taken side on. Only the chest and head of the gull can be seen, against a back drop of Fowey harbour.
June 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Hello, I am in Fowey which was once the home of author Daphne du Maurier. One of du Maurier's most famous short stories is The Birds, so below are some birds I've met this week.
A photograph of the sculpture 'Rook with a Book' created by the father and son sculptors, Thrussells. The sculpture is of a large grey rook with one foot lifted to grip on a book entitled 'The Birds'. The sculpture sits upon a stone plinth and is situated in Fowey Harbour.
June 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Extremely proud of my little brother today who is a very speedy runner!
April 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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They've just kind of made it sound like Lorraine is dead.
April 25, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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April 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Drew a hawk from memory
A very bad digital doodle of a hawk mid flight
April 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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A statement from the Whitehouse about accidentally texting secret plans to bomb Yemen to a journalist.
March 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Terry after going ham on his milk.
March 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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At last, recognition for the oft-neglected US region of Champagne.
A truth social post from Donald Trump that reads, "The European Union, one of the most hostile and abusive taxing and tariffing authorities in the World, which was formed for the sole purpose of taking advantage of the United States, has just put a nasty 50% Tariff on Whisky. If this Tariff is not removed immediately, the U.S. will shortly place a 200% Tariff on all WINES, CHAMPAGNES, & ALCOHOLIC PRODUCTS COMING OUT OF FRANCE AND OTHER E.U. REPRESENTED COUNTRIES. This will be great for the Wine and Champagne businesses in the U.S.
March 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Working hard to recreate this.
March 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM