Brandon
@athenashelm.bsky.social
Please start masking.
ASL, Tech, Nerd shit
ASL, Tech, Nerd shit
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What if fake things were real and real things were fake. Then stuff might be different and we wouldn’t really know what caused stuff. I am very intelligent
April 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
What if fake things were real and real things were fake. Then stuff might be different and we wouldn’t really know what caused stuff. I am very intelligent
Being sad at work 3PM on a Friday…more like a cry-Day am I right ladies
April 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Being sad at work 3PM on a Friday…more like a cry-Day am I right ladies
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I will be retaliating against these tariffs by making my posts 20% longer, taxing the most valuable resource of all, time, which you are now wasting more of if you kept reading all the way to the end here
April 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I will be retaliating against these tariffs by making my posts 20% longer, taxing the most valuable resource of all, time, which you are now wasting more of if you kept reading all the way to the end here
I am so impressed Booker is still going!
April 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I am so impressed Booker is still going!
Karoline Leavitt you are aging like old milk that’s just what hate in your heart does to you. You can whine about criminals but you don’t mind working for one, I could find a fifth grader who understands due process better
April 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Karoline Leavitt you are aging like old milk that’s just what hate in your heart does to you. You can whine about criminals but you don’t mind working for one, I could find a fifth grader who understands due process better
Mixed feeling about these signal chats, “risking the lives of service members” is a meaningless concept considering we sent them there to bomb indiscriminately. Though seeing the dems finally doing…well anything at all has been a nice change of pace.
March 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Mixed feeling about these signal chats, “risking the lives of service members” is a meaningless concept considering we sent them there to bomb indiscriminately. Though seeing the dems finally doing…well anything at all has been a nice change of pace.
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i think if you still defend dem leadership after this you should be studied in a lab to figure out what’s wrong with you. unfortunately that lab has also been defunded
March 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
i think if you still defend dem leadership after this you should be studied in a lab to figure out what’s wrong with you. unfortunately that lab has also been defunded
Democrats laying down and taking it like a catholic mom on her 12th child. Just legs wide open no resistance, might as well lube him up too chuck!
March 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Democrats laying down and taking it like a catholic mom on her 12th child. Just legs wide open no resistance, might as well lube him up too chuck!
Leg day in a walkable city I’m stumbling around like a newborn foal
March 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Leg day in a walkable city I’m stumbling around like a newborn foal
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My yoga teacher just recognized the light and love in my soul and then validated my parking
March 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
My yoga teacher just recognized the light and love in my soul and then validated my parking
Kristen Chenoweth’s cover of Maybe This Time is a medical marvel - where is she hiding that voice she’s 4’11!
March 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Kristen Chenoweth’s cover of Maybe This Time is a medical marvel - where is she hiding that voice she’s 4’11!
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one thing i keep thinking about is how there is simply no way to design a constitutional system that can resist authoritarian incursion if participants in that system do not actually care that much
March 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
one thing i keep thinking about is how there is simply no way to design a constitutional system that can resist authoritarian incursion if participants in that system do not actually care that much
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congrats democrats, you got played like chumps. but at least you're respecting the office or some bullshit
March 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
congrats democrats, you got played like chumps. but at least you're respecting the office or some bullshit
Immediately upon opening tik tok they served me an ad with a jump scare in the first two seconds 😩
February 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Immediately upon opening tik tok they served me an ad with a jump scare in the first two seconds 😩
Apple don’t PMO I know what WiFi does why does everything have a tooltip
February 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Apple don’t PMO I know what WiFi does why does everything have a tooltip
Libs taking a victory lap about Trump wanting to ethnically cleanse Gaza sure is gross
February 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Libs taking a victory lap about Trump wanting to ethnically cleanse Gaza sure is gross
Criminality requires a jury to convict, everything else is an accusation. “Being in this country” or “crossing the border” aren’t criminal, even if what they did was illegal! People keep shifting this definition to be more and more open so they can net more immigrants
January 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Criminality requires a jury to convict, everything else is an accusation. “Being in this country” or “crossing the border” aren’t criminal, even if what they did was illegal! People keep shifting this definition to be more and more open so they can net more immigrants
They have defined criminality to be simply being foreign and existing in the US, completely forgetting that criminal convictions require a jury to find you guilty. Which is exactly what happened to Trump
January 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
They have defined criminality to be simply being foreign and existing in the US, completely forgetting that criminal convictions require a jury to find you guilty. Which is exactly what happened to Trump
Not sure how to articulate this but drone shows feel just like AI art. Like it’s just really not that impressive
January 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Not sure how to articulate this but drone shows feel just like AI art. Like it’s just really not that impressive
It’s sooo important to remember that fascism and this shock and awe campaign is meant to startle and exhaust you so you stop resisting. 3rd term and birthright citizenship are red herrings
January 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It’s sooo important to remember that fascism and this shock and awe campaign is meant to startle and exhaust you so you stop resisting. 3rd term and birthright citizenship are red herrings
Please stop complaining about eggs as a gotcha, they are trying to kill immigrants
January 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Please stop complaining about eggs as a gotcha, they are trying to kill immigrants
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they’re removing the groove in my heart
January 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
they’re removing the groove in my heart
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The most incredible part of the TikTok story was that they were on Oracle Cloud
January 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The most incredible part of the TikTok story was that they were on Oracle Cloud
I simply cannot accept how inept this administration has been. Truly generational fumbling of the democrats’ public good-will for nothing. Why would anyone vote for this failure of a party ever again…
January 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I simply cannot accept how inept this administration has been. Truly generational fumbling of the democrats’ public good-will for nothing. Why would anyone vote for this failure of a party ever again…