Aaron Sypniewski
@asypniew.bsky.social
(In no particular order)Detroit sports, video games, and random nonsense.
Bro, I wish my hairline looked like this at 74
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Bro, I wish my hairline looked like this at 74
Bucharest garlic sauce is so good it legit stings the tongue.
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Bucharest garlic sauce is so good it legit stings the tongue.
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So that's why he's called the head of state
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
So that's why he's called the head of state
The most serious 8 year old you'll see.
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The most serious 8 year old you'll see.
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Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal https://theonion.com/federal-hemp-ban-threatens-local-guys-whole-deal/
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal https://theonion.com/federal-hemp-ban-threatens-local-guys-whole-deal/
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You must run in place at all times too while suckling at a feeder of tube of Mountain Dew.
Call of Duty Black Ops 7 can’t be paused during single-player and requires an online connection at all times.
vgc.news/news/call-of...
vgc.news/news/call-of...
Call of Duty Black Ops 7 can’t be paused during single-player and requires an online connection at all times | VGC
The game’s single-player offering also lacks checkpoints…
vgc.news
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
You must run in place at all times too while suckling at a feeder of tube of Mountain Dew.
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Day #160: United States Postal Service (1969)
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Day #160: United States Postal Service (1969)
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Relic Dungeon is an original NES roguelite game.
Use many different spells, weapons and items to beat all 100 randomly generated floors!
#indiegames #homebrew
Use many different spells, weapons and items to beat all 100 randomly generated floors!
#indiegames #homebrew
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Relic Dungeon is an original NES roguelite game.
Use many different spells, weapons and items to beat all 100 randomly generated floors!
#indiegames #homebrew
Use many different spells, weapons and items to beat all 100 randomly generated floors!
#indiegames #homebrew
What the fuck is Gruv? I swear they're just randomly picking noise to name apps
Sinners (4K UHD + Digital) is $12.99 on Gruv (extra discount w/ code SIGNUP20/FIRSTGRUV15) buff.ly/zLlSQ6v
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
What the fuck is Gruv? I swear they're just randomly picking noise to name apps
"Horse Hips" sounds like an excuse you get to be able to dodge the draft.
now that I have been workout-pilled my YouTube suggestions are unhinged in wonderful new ways
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
"Horse Hips" sounds like an excuse you get to be able to dodge the draft.
Me to myself hitting retry on a Cuphead level for the 400th time
Whopper Button
YouTube video by Rekov
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November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Me to myself hitting retry on a Cuphead level for the 400th time
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Dmitri Young
1B-LF-DH
Debut: 1996 - Retired: 2008
DET - STL - WSN - CIN
1B-LF-DH
Debut: 1996 - Retired: 2008
DET - STL - WSN - CIN
Dmitri Young at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Dmitri Young
baseball-reference.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Dmitri Young
1B-LF-DH
Debut: 1996 - Retired: 2008
DET - STL - WSN - CIN
1B-LF-DH
Debut: 1996 - Retired: 2008
DET - STL - WSN - CIN
Best not be calling back to the office saying they can't make it back by 6, while they're out there hugging clouds
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Best not be calling back to the office saying they can't make it back by 6, while they're out there hugging clouds
This game was definitely missing some nausea.
Vampire Survivors has been unexpectedly ported to Meta Quest and it’s out now.
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This game was definitely missing some nausea.
Buffalo vs Toronto.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Buffalo vs Toronto.
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no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster
I expected to lose by double digits tonight.
FINAL: Pistons 124, Bulls 113
Pistons saw 23-point lead cut to 1 in 4Q but didn't buckle.
Paul Reed: 28 points (11 of 13, 2 of 2 from 3), 12 boards, 6 assists, 4 steals and a block. Duncan Robinson 23, Daniss Jenkins 18 & 12 assists, Caris LeVert 17 & 5 assists.
8 straight Ws.
Pistons saw 23-point lead cut to 1 in 4Q but didn't buckle.
Paul Reed: 28 points (11 of 13, 2 of 2 from 3), 12 boards, 6 assists, 4 steals and a block. Duncan Robinson 23, Daniss Jenkins 18 & 12 assists, Caris LeVert 17 & 5 assists.
8 straight Ws.
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I expected to lose by double digits tonight.
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
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The Paul Reed Game. 22 points, 10 rebounds, 5 assists, 3 steals and a block with 6:40 to play. Big buckets after the Bulls cut it to one. Pistons are up 104-98.
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The Paul Reed Game. 22 points, 10 rebounds, 5 assists, 3 steals and a block with 6:40 to play. Big buckets after the Bulls cut it to one. Pistons are up 104-98.
On this week's episode Will @wyattswickedgoods.com fight a methhead on a plane? Also what's up with his ass vigorously vibrating
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
On this week's episode Will @wyattswickedgoods.com fight a methhead on a plane? Also what's up with his ass vigorously vibrating
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HALF: Pistons 68, Bulls 52
Well, that was something. Without Cunningham, Duren, Harris, Ivey, Stewart, Thompson and Sasser, the Pistons have yet to trail
Daniss Jenkins 16/3/7
Duncan Robinson 17, 5 of 7 from 3
Well, that was something. Without Cunningham, Duren, Harris, Ivey, Stewart, Thompson and Sasser, the Pistons have yet to trail
Daniss Jenkins 16/3/7
Duncan Robinson 17, 5 of 7 from 3
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
HALF: Pistons 68, Bulls 52
Well, that was something. Without Cunningham, Duren, Harris, Ivey, Stewart, Thompson and Sasser, the Pistons have yet to trail
Daniss Jenkins 16/3/7
Duncan Robinson 17, 5 of 7 from 3
Well, that was something. Without Cunningham, Duren, Harris, Ivey, Stewart, Thompson and Sasser, the Pistons have yet to trail
Daniss Jenkins 16/3/7
Duncan Robinson 17, 5 of 7 from 3
"What's his last name?"
"I don't even know his first name."
It takes at least two years for me to bother with learning a new coworker's name.
"I don't even know his first name."
It takes at least two years for me to bother with learning a new coworker's name.
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"What's his last name?"
"I don't even know his first name."
It takes at least two years for me to bother with learning a new coworker's name.
"I don't even know his first name."
It takes at least two years for me to bother with learning a new coworker's name.