Michael B. Parlor
@asurfronin.bsky.social
Sailing Bum & “Old Black Gullah-Geechee Surf Coach” (Charleston, South Carolina – Newport Beach, California)
“HAPPY THANKSTAKING DAY”
Thanksgiving Day was not celebrated as a national holiday until President Abraham Lincoln made it a national holiday, and it had absolutely nothing to do with Pilgrims, Native Indigenous People or Yard Buzzard.
Thanksgiving Day was not celebrated as a national holiday until President Abraham Lincoln made it a national holiday, and it had absolutely nothing to do with Pilgrims, Native Indigenous People or Yard Buzzard.
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
“HAPPY THANKSTAKING DAY”
Thanksgiving Day was not celebrated as a national holiday until President Abraham Lincoln made it a national holiday, and it had absolutely nothing to do with Pilgrims, Native Indigenous People or Yard Buzzard.
Thanksgiving Day was not celebrated as a national holiday until President Abraham Lincoln made it a national holiday, and it had absolutely nothing to do with Pilgrims, Native Indigenous People or Yard Buzzard.
The US has never been A Democracy. At best, it has been A Constitutional Republic. James Madison saw government's role as “protecting the opulent minority from the majority”. What little remained of Democracy in this nation has been on life-support since the assassination of JFK in 1963.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The US has never been A Democracy. At best, it has been A Constitutional Republic. James Madison saw government's role as “protecting the opulent minority from the majority”. What little remained of Democracy in this nation has been on life-support since the assassination of JFK in 1963.
“HE’S BACK”
Three-time World Surf League (WSL) Champion Gabriel Medina will be participating in the WSL Championship Tour (CT) in 2026.
Semper Fi,
“Major Pain”
Three-time World Surf League (WSL) Champion Gabriel Medina will be participating in the WSL Championship Tour (CT) in 2026.
Semper Fi,
“Major Pain”
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
“HE’S BACK”
Three-time World Surf League (WSL) Champion Gabriel Medina will be participating in the WSL Championship Tour (CT) in 2026.
Semper Fi,
“Major Pain”
Three-time World Surf League (WSL) Champion Gabriel Medina will be participating in the WSL Championship Tour (CT) in 2026.
Semper Fi,
“Major Pain”
1. I can get a swastika tattoo.
2. I can get a hangman’s noose tattoo.
3. A self-admitted 300-year-old Vampire is “the world’s greatest human”.
4. Telling US armed forces personnel not to follow illegal orders is Sedition and is Punishable-by-Death.
5. Fifteen will no longer “get-me-twenty”.
2. I can get a hangman’s noose tattoo.
3. A self-admitted 300-year-old Vampire is “the world’s greatest human”.
4. Telling US armed forces personnel not to follow illegal orders is Sedition and is Punishable-by-Death.
5. Fifteen will no longer “get-me-twenty”.
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
1. I can get a swastika tattoo.
2. I can get a hangman’s noose tattoo.
3. A self-admitted 300-year-old Vampire is “the world’s greatest human”.
4. Telling US armed forces personnel not to follow illegal orders is Sedition and is Punishable-by-Death.
5. Fifteen will no longer “get-me-twenty”.
2. I can get a hangman’s noose tattoo.
3. A self-admitted 300-year-old Vampire is “the world’s greatest human”.
4. Telling US armed forces personnel not to follow illegal orders is Sedition and is Punishable-by-Death.
5. Fifteen will no longer “get-me-twenty”.
Surf Phenom (and Law Clerk Extraordinaire) Taylor Pitz
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Surf Phenom (and Law Clerk Extraordinaire) Taylor Pitz
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
I was a member of the last all-black graduating class when Mount Zion Elementary School (MZES) was still a “separate-but-equal” / “equalization” school on Segregated Johns Island, South Carolina.
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I was a member of the last all-black graduating class when Mount Zion Elementary School (MZES) was still a “separate-but-equal” / “equalization” school on Segregated Johns Island, South Carolina.
Surf (and Art) Phenom Demi Boelsterli
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Surf (and Art) Phenom Demi Boelsterli
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
Surf Phenom Miho Ihara
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Surf Phenom Miho Ihara
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
“GO-FIGURE”
Target’s sales have been down 25% for the past three months. 1800 employees are slated to be laid-off. Lots of reasons have been provided except the fact that there has been a boycott targeted against Target since they eliminated their DEIA hiring policy.
(Go, Figure…….).
Target’s sales have been down 25% for the past three months. 1800 employees are slated to be laid-off. Lots of reasons have been provided except the fact that there has been a boycott targeted against Target since they eliminated their DEIA hiring policy.
(Go, Figure…….).
November 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
“GO-FIGURE”
Target’s sales have been down 25% for the past three months. 1800 employees are slated to be laid-off. Lots of reasons have been provided except the fact that there has been a boycott targeted against Target since they eliminated their DEIA hiring policy.
(Go, Figure…….).
Target’s sales have been down 25% for the past three months. 1800 employees are slated to be laid-off. Lots of reasons have been provided except the fact that there has been a boycott targeted against Target since they eliminated their DEIA hiring policy.
(Go, Figure…….).
“I’M BACK”
After a one-year-hiatus, three-time World Surf League (WSL) Champion John John Florence will be returning to the WSL Championship Tour (CT) in 2026.
Semper Fi,
“Major Pain”
After a one-year-hiatus, three-time World Surf League (WSL) Champion John John Florence will be returning to the WSL Championship Tour (CT) in 2026.
Semper Fi,
“Major Pain”
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“I’M BACK”
After a one-year-hiatus, three-time World Surf League (WSL) Champion John John Florence will be returning to the WSL Championship Tour (CT) in 2026.
Semper Fi,
“Major Pain”
After a one-year-hiatus, three-time World Surf League (WSL) Champion John John Florence will be returning to the WSL Championship Tour (CT) in 2026.
Semper Fi,
“Major Pain”
MAGA - Huntington Beach, California
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“I look forward to representing cities that might be a little bit more traditionally conservative, like Huntington Beach.” ~ Progressive Democratic Robert Garcia (after California voters overwhelmingly approved Proposition 50)
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“I look forward to representing cities that might be a little bit more traditionally conservative, like Huntington Beach.” ~ Progressive Democratic Robert Garcia (after California voters overwhelmingly approved Proposition 50)
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
MAGA - Huntington Beach, California
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“I look forward to representing cities that might be a little bit more traditionally conservative, like Huntington Beach.” ~ Progressive Democratic Robert Garcia (after California voters overwhelmingly approved Proposition 50)
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“I look forward to representing cities that might be a little bit more traditionally conservative, like Huntington Beach.” ~ Progressive Democratic Robert Garcia (after California voters overwhelmingly approved Proposition 50)
“SHE-IS-BACK”
After a two-year-hiatus, eight-time World Surf Leage (WSL) World Champion Surf Legend Stephanie Gilmore will be returning to the WSL Championship Tour (CT) in 2026.
Semper Fi,
“Major Pain”
After a two-year-hiatus, eight-time World Surf Leage (WSL) World Champion Surf Legend Stephanie Gilmore will be returning to the WSL Championship Tour (CT) in 2026.
Semper Fi,
“Major Pain”
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“SHE-IS-BACK”
After a two-year-hiatus, eight-time World Surf Leage (WSL) World Champion Surf Legend Stephanie Gilmore will be returning to the WSL Championship Tour (CT) in 2026.
Semper Fi,
“Major Pain”
After a two-year-hiatus, eight-time World Surf Leage (WSL) World Champion Surf Legend Stephanie Gilmore will be returning to the WSL Championship Tour (CT) in 2026.
Semper Fi,
“Major Pain”
I simply detest hearing people who believe that they are sounding politically-sophisticated by using bumper sticker quips like “Drink the Kool-Aid.” Anyone who uses such quips is either Ignorant or simply Insensitive, because more than 900 people died on November 18, 1978, in Jonestown, Guyana.
November 18, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I simply detest hearing people who believe that they are sounding politically-sophisticated by using bumper sticker quips like “Drink the Kool-Aid.” Anyone who uses such quips is either Ignorant or simply Insensitive, because more than 900 people died on November 18, 1978, in Jonestown, Guyana.
Award-Winning Journalist Jacquie Stephens has left us. 1983-2009 she was the News and Public Affairs Director at KJLH (102.3FM). As the-only black news director in the LA market, Jacquie was considered “The Queen of LA Black Talk Radio”.
(Sigh)
(Sigh)
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Award-Winning Journalist Jacquie Stephens has left us. 1983-2009 she was the News and Public Affairs Director at KJLH (102.3FM). As the-only black news director in the LA market, Jacquie was considered “The Queen of LA Black Talk Radio”.
(Sigh)
(Sigh)
Legendary Stuntman Robert (“Corvette Bob”) Wrightmore (RIP)
HAPPY NAME DAY, BRAH !
HAPPY NAME DAY, BRAH !
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Legendary Stuntman Robert (“Corvette Bob”) Wrightmore (RIP)
HAPPY NAME DAY, BRAH !
HAPPY NAME DAY, BRAH !
On A Lighter Note……..
“I like bananas because they have no bones.” ~ Harry Hall (1936)
HAPPY NATIONAL BANANA PUDDING MONTH !!!
“I like bananas because they have no bones.” ~ Harry Hall (1936)
HAPPY NATIONAL BANANA PUDDING MONTH !!!
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
On A Lighter Note……..
“I like bananas because they have no bones.” ~ Harry Hall (1936)
HAPPY NATIONAL BANANA PUDDING MONTH !!!
“I like bananas because they have no bones.” ~ Harry Hall (1936)
HAPPY NATIONAL BANANA PUDDING MONTH !!!
“Atmospheric River” – Orange County, California
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 AM
“Atmospheric River” – Orange County, California
Surf Legend Laura Enever
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Surf Legend Laura Enever
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
Although she receives little / no media attention, My Little Sister” Arena Rodriguez (Peru) has been holding-her-own all year often against more-experienced professional surfers.
During the recent World Surf League “Iquique Pro 2025”, she won each of her heats to winning that WSL Junior Tour event.
During the recent World Surf League “Iquique Pro 2025”, she won each of her heats to winning that WSL Junior Tour event.
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Although she receives little / no media attention, My Little Sister” Arena Rodriguez (Peru) has been holding-her-own all year often against more-experienced professional surfers.
During the recent World Surf League “Iquique Pro 2025”, she won each of her heats to winning that WSL Junior Tour event.
During the recent World Surf League “Iquique Pro 2025”, she won each of her heats to winning that WSL Junior Tour event.
Surf Phenom Leilani McGonagle
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Surf Phenom Leilani McGonagle
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
Lucia (“Luchy”) Cosoleto
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“My Little Sister” Lucia (“Luchy”) Cosoleto - A Silver Medal, and “My Little Sister” Aline Adisaka - A Bronze Medal at the “2025 International Surfing Association (ISA) World Stand Up Paddle (SUP) Championships in Surf City, El Salvador. Peru.
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“My Little Sister” Lucia (“Luchy”) Cosoleto - A Silver Medal, and “My Little Sister” Aline Adisaka - A Bronze Medal at the “2025 International Surfing Association (ISA) World Stand Up Paddle (SUP) Championships in Surf City, El Salvador. Peru.
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Lucia (“Luchy”) Cosoleto
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“My Little Sister” Lucia (“Luchy”) Cosoleto - A Silver Medal, and “My Little Sister” Aline Adisaka - A Bronze Medal at the “2025 International Surfing Association (ISA) World Stand Up Paddle (SUP) Championships in Surf City, El Salvador. Peru.
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“My Little Sister” Lucia (“Luchy”) Cosoleto - A Silver Medal, and “My Little Sister” Aline Adisaka - A Bronze Medal at the “2025 International Surfing Association (ISA) World Stand Up Paddle (SUP) Championships in Surf City, El Salvador. Peru.
“I’M BACK”
After a two-year-hiatus (and motherhood), Surf Legend Carissa Moore has decided to come out of retirement to return to World Surf League (WSL) competition in 2026.
Semper Fi,
“Major Pain”
After a two-year-hiatus (and motherhood), Surf Legend Carissa Moore has decided to come out of retirement to return to World Surf League (WSL) competition in 2026.
Semper Fi,
“Major Pain”
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
“I’M BACK”
After a two-year-hiatus (and motherhood), Surf Legend Carissa Moore has decided to come out of retirement to return to World Surf League (WSL) competition in 2026.
Semper Fi,
“Major Pain”
After a two-year-hiatus (and motherhood), Surf Legend Carissa Moore has decided to come out of retirement to return to World Surf League (WSL) competition in 2026.
Semper Fi,
“Major Pain”
University of Virginia – Charlottesville, Virginia
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“THREE-YEARS-AGO”
Devin Chandler (RIP)
D'Sean Perry (RIP)
Lavel Davis Jr. (RIP)
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“THREE-YEARS-AGO”
Devin Chandler (RIP)
D'Sean Perry (RIP)
Lavel Davis Jr. (RIP)
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
University of Virginia – Charlottesville, Virginia
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“THREE-YEARS-AGO”
Devin Chandler (RIP)
D'Sean Perry (RIP)
Lavel Davis Jr. (RIP)
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“THREE-YEARS-AGO”
Devin Chandler (RIP)
D'Sean Perry (RIP)
Lavel Davis Jr. (RIP)
Surf Phenom Nagé Melamed
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Surf Phenom Nagé Melamed
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
Surf Phenom Sophie McCulloch
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Surf Phenom Sophie McCulloch
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!
HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!