Astrid Jorgensen
@astridjorgensen.bsky.social
Founder of Pub Choir, slut for eggs, lover of chips
I didn't realise my one hit wonder Australiana song knowledge was so incredible, but.... what about The Sunscreen Song by Baz Luhrmann? This nation needs to get it TF together.
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July 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I didn't realise my one hit wonder Australiana song knowledge was so incredible, but.... what about The Sunscreen Song by Baz Luhrmann? This nation needs to get it TF together.
#hottest100
#hottest100
July 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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So nice to have an online villain of the day! The Coldplay affair and all the memes feel like the internet of old 🫶
July 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
So nice to have an online villain of the day! The Coldplay affair and all the memes feel like the internet of old 🫶
Dropping by to let my 59 followers know that I've written a book. None of you asked for it! But if, like me, you enjoy stories of people shitting themselves on important days, or almost becoming nuns, you will enjoy this! Out on Sept 30 through Simon & Schuster. I'm a bit proud 😭
May 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Dropping by to let my 59 followers know that I've written a book. None of you asked for it! But if, like me, you enjoy stories of people shitting themselves on important days, or almost becoming nuns, you will enjoy this! Out on Sept 30 through Simon & Schuster. I'm a bit proud 😭
Nightmare blunt rotation
Sussan Ley and Angus Taylor to contest Liberal leadership as Jacinta Nampijinpa Price defends ‘respectful’ defection
Sussan Ley and Angus Taylor to contest Liberal leadership as Jacinta Nampijinpa Price defends ‘respectful’ defection
Former Coalition minister Dan Tehan rules himself out of race as Price insists she wanted to defect from Nationals ‘in a respectful way’
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The Liberal leadership race is firming as a contest between the deputy leader, Sussan Ley, and the shadow treasurer, Angus Taylor, after Dan Tehan ruled himself out.
Ley announced on Friday that she would run for the party’s leadership, to be decided at a vote on Tuesday.
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May 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Nightmare blunt rotation
It is not lost on me that Dutton is at his most likeable when walking away. Bye!
May 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
It is not lost on me that Dutton is at his most likeable when walking away. Bye!
May 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Reposted by Astrid Jorgensen
The year is 2137.
The whole of Tasmania is a single megalopolis -- somehow without trains.
Queensland hosts an underwater burlesque show stretching from Cairns to Chermside.
And James McGrath is still telling panelists to wait for the full vote count.
The whole of Tasmania is a single megalopolis -- somehow without trains.
Queensland hosts an underwater burlesque show stretching from Cairns to Chermside.
And James McGrath is still telling panelists to wait for the full vote count.
May 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The year is 2137.
The whole of Tasmania is a single megalopolis -- somehow without trains.
Queensland hosts an underwater burlesque show stretching from Cairns to Chermside.
And James McGrath is still telling panelists to wait for the full vote count.
The whole of Tasmania is a single megalopolis -- somehow without trains.
Queensland hosts an underwater burlesque show stretching from Cairns to Chermside.
And James McGrath is still telling panelists to wait for the full vote count.
Reposted by Astrid Jorgensen
As Turnbull said, if Dutton is the answer what was the question.
May 3, 2025 at 10:37 AM
As Turnbull said, if Dutton is the answer what was the question.
Reposted by Astrid Jorgensen
Looks like Queensland and the Coalition are about to get some post-Dutts clarity 😎
May 3, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Looks like Queensland and the Coalition are about to get some post-Dutts clarity 😎
May 3, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Massive twat James McGrath bleating about ‘the greens stealing signs’ when…
Absolutely disgusting the LNP have put their posters up the entire entrance to our polling station. No room for anyone else. Should be illegal
May 3, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Massive twat James McGrath bleating about ‘the greens stealing signs’ when…
May 3, 2025 at 10:07 AM
