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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A pink-cloak-clad RPG healer with a cross staff is looking to her right. She says "DPS, how are you doing??" Panel 2: The DPS, a character with yellow crosshair eyes, long dark purple gloves and blue boots, and a katana, is keeled over, leaning on one knee. A little under half of his health bar is gone and he is bleeding a bit from his mouth. He responds "Not great. One of the attacks skimmed me." Panel 3: The healer turns her head to look to her left. She says "Tank, how about you??" Panel 4: The purple-clad tank, his face and head cloaked in shadow, is smiling wide through the shadow and giving a thumbs up. His legs are rooted to the ground with thick vines, parts of him are on fire, electricity is running along his body, and a foul miasma eminates from him. He his only a smidge of health left, and a bit of shield. Around him are status effects: Poisoned, Paralyzed, Frightened, Burned, Cold, Cursed.
July 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
astridelize.bsky.social
Medication not being available regularly is not just annoying, it's absurd.
May 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green with a look of mild concern, as Green is sitting with his back towards Blue, looking grumpy. Blue: What's wrong? Green turns to look over his shoulder to talk to Blue. Green: I'm annoying and stinky. Blue: That's not true. As Green turns his head back around, Blue kisses the back of his neck. No longer grumpy, Green looks surprised instead. Blue: You are absolutely not stinky. A moment after Blue has left the scene, Green picks up on the implication and turns to look at the direction where Blue had gone to, now frowning in insult. Green: ...Hey!
April 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
astridelize.bsky.social
Even though the process has officially begun, it's scary to start a countdown, with so many uncertainties left. Less than 90 days, if all goes as planned. I'm excited, I'm nervous, I'm ready.🖤
May 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
astridelize.bsky.social
Somewhere between Stress Valley and Dysregulation Station
May 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
astridelize.bsky.social
After almost no sleep, startled awake by a massive shot of panic, only to realize nothing has changed.
Time to put the mask back on and face the world once again. Maybe things will be easier tonight.
April 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
astridelize.bsky.social
Had a nice day playing board games, just annoying my heart rate would randomly spike whenever my brain would remember reality, making my body feel funky and leaving me with constantly ringing ears...
April 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue, who is surrounded by papers, calculator, abacus and other paraphernalia. He is writing notes, deeply focused. Green: What are you working on? Blue: A limited-range targeted EMP. Green sits down to listen, and Blue turns to look at him. Green: A what? Blue: A precision-strike electromagnetic pulse. Neutralises electronics. Smartphones, wireless speakers, computing of some newer cars... Expression still perfectly calm and neutral, Green looks at Blue, who turns back to his work, frowning again. Green: Is this about the kids blasting music and revving their engines under our window? Blue: They must be stopped.
March 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
astridelize.bsky.social
Jetlag + super early morning = need for caffeine... Send help...
March 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting a respectable distance apart, facing each other. Blue: I am a solitary man. I enjoy my personal space. Green: I also enjoy your personal space. With no further warning, Green leaps towards Blue, tackling him to the ground for a cuddle. Blue makes no resistance.
March 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
astridelize.bsky.social
@fenikkuro.bsky.social yes?
January 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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notknz.is.tall.fyi
Gates of Oblivion popping up everywhere but I’m on the Nirnroot grind 🌱
January 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Gotta say, Jack, if you’re only just figuring that out today, you need to sit down.
December 28, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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jefftiedrich.bsky.social
so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this
December 27, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
I’m always looking for things that explain a lot but that people have a hard time remembering.

Examples: Air is stuff. Pee comes from blood. All land vertebrates have a single common ancestor. Venus is bright enough to cast visible shadows. Clouds are heavy. Bones are alive.

Any others you know?
December 28, 2024 at 8:06 PM
astridelize.bsky.social
I like trains. With @fenikkuro.bsky.social and @bklynconan.bsky.social
December 23, 2024 at 2:46 AM
astridelize.bsky.social
a roller coaster is being built with a blue sky and clouds behind it
ALT: a roller coaster is being built with a blue sky and clouds behind it
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December 19, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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amiiillustrates.bsky.social
Funny comic strip. A person asks another “excuse me, are you single?”. The other replies “umm yes”. The first person takes a spare chair, “cool thank you”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.
December 16, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green, who turns to look at him. Blue: What should we do for dinner? Green: Hmm. We have potatoes, onions, that tomato sauce in the fridge... Blue curls his tail persuasively, as Green frowns. Blue: ...Or we could order pizza. Green: We have food at home that we should be eating first before- Blue covers Green's eyes with his tail. Blue: Nope, no we don't. We have no foods here. You can't see any foods. Green: Well, then I suppose we must resort to ordering pizza. Blue: Nice.
December 16, 2024 at 2:13 PM
astridelize.bsky.social
After today the countdown to my vacation has finally fully set in and I'm super excited! A few more days to go!

Can't wait to see you again.🖤💜
December 8, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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storymodebae.bsky.social
I’m begging and pleading for PlayStation to keep the 30th anniversary themes as an option 🙏🏾
December 5, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social
🚛 🎮 💨 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🖤
November 28, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Bolero's Wisdom - Gator Days
November 27, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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pervis.bsky.social
Pervis:I'M GONNA PLAY AS AN EVIL GUY! Game: PET DOG? *Pervis selects No* DOG IS SAD. Sanitation worker:I'M NOT GOING TO PUT YOU IN THE GARBAGE TRUCK Pervis: DO IT
November 17, 2024 at 4:25 AM