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@astor122.bsky.social
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afraid of interaction, big fan of checking artists accounts daily because it looks nice
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vinstacc.bsky.social
November 28, 2024 at 6:40 AM
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vinstacc.bsky.social
Bittersweet Honeymoon

#echovn
April 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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xeoniios.bsky.social
three smooch posts in a row?! it must be a holiday... 💋

with @awesomesauce.bsky.social
October 7, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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xeoniios.bsky.social
happy birthday brah
@burrserk.bsky.social ❤️❤️
May 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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xeoniios.bsky.social
I give him an A+ for effort.

timeboundcomic.com
October 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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dawnalene.bsky.social
Anyone else?
November 10, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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guran.bsky.social
🎃
October 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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tuskyrayan.bsky.social
not my usual content, but here's a birthday gift i made for @doldrum.bsky.social of the little people of the little societies he made up in his head
October 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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vhsdogs.bsky.social
i am not a violent dog
illustration of an anatolian shepherd dog with a bloodied wolf collar surrounded by sheep, turkish poppies are bordering the frame, red text reads: “I AM NOT A VIOLENT DOG BUT I KNOW EXACTLY WHY I BITE”
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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joshuaeaton.bsky.social
Please check your kids’ Halloween candy carefully this year.

I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.
October 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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howltheartist.bsky.social
“What must be done”
October 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man asks another man with a flabbergasted expression "why are you looking at my feet, Lawrence?" Lawrence kneels down, points to the first man's shoes and asks "are those... are those Sora's shoes from Kingdom Hearts?" The first man asks "what's Kingdom Hearts?" Lawrence grips the side of his head in disbelief. He says "the mystery deepens further..." The first man, annoyed, says "these are medical orthotics, Lawrence."
April 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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surfacage.bsky.social
i havent even stepped foot in solution 9 but this is what i have learned by osmosis
April 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month
8 panel comic Panel 1: Yellow guy is working on a laptop in the background. In the foreground is a Brand Manager. Yellow Guy: “Sir, shall I put up our rainbow profile picture?” Panel 2: Brand Manger snaps his head round and hisses “Cool your jets, Eugene. I’m checking the Profitometer” Panel 3: Gonna do my best to explain this. We see The Profitometer. A huge machine that whirs and ticks. A digital display at the top of the machine reads “Supporting Pride equals”Beneath this display is a huge gauge with “Max Loss” on the left and “Max profit” on the right. There is a needle that is pointing exactly half way between the two extremes. Panel 4: Close up on Brand Manager’s face. His teeth are gritted. Sweat trickles down his brow. Panel 5: Close up on gauge. The needle remains exactly central Panel 6: Close up on Brand Manager’s eyes. They are concentrating intensely. Also, more sweat. Panel 7: Close up on the gauge. The needle clicks ONE DEGREE towards profit Panel 8: Brand Manager screams like a football coach “GO GAY EUGENE”
May 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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trash-artificer.bsky.social
Oh important MTG tech

If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
Zinnia, Valley's Voice {U}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Bird Bard Flying Zinnia gets +X/+0, where X is the number of other creatures you control with base power 1. Creature spells you cast have offspring {2}. (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast a creature spell. If you do, when that creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.) Sonic the Hedgehog {1}{U}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Hedgehog Warrior Haste Gotta Go Fast — Whenever Sonic the Hedgehog attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with flash or haste. Whenever a creature you control with flash or haste is dealt damage, create a tapped Treasure token.
July 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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kousenzephyr.bsky.social
"You can't call us fascist, it's illegal now"

"Fascist"

"Watch what you're saying---"

"Faaaaaaaascist"
September 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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blazarbearcat.bsky.social
Wizards across the multiverse sensed a disturbance in the Weave... 5e 2024 changed some spells
September 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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adactivity.bsky.social
This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa
mattburgess1.bsky.social Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · Oct 14
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right. Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases. In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing). In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
October 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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booneyard.bsky.social
Glad ya'll like hemmy so much, I wanna to draw him again tonight so what do ya'll wanna see 🎙️
February 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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booneyard.bsky.social
WE PROCEED (to work)

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September 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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n9x.tel
Im not at all afraid of social interaction, as many people can attest to lmfao, so me being afraid to message someone is like notably odd

Going from that to “Whats Good Grandma how that tomb rattlin” in less than like 3mo is so funny
October 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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nardodraws.bsky.social
In lights of recent events
September 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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rakeeshsorrel.bsky.social
The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures.

This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech!

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
e-6695 (Consumer protection) Keywords Censorship Credit cards Internet Pornography E-petition Initiated by Carmen Tam from Waterloo, Ontario Original language of petition: English Petition details Petition to the House of Commons Whereas: Mastercard, Visa, and other payment platforms have been leveraging their power over consumer ability to purchase legal content; In 2021, Mastercard changed its policies to regulate adult entertainment by preventing the use of its payment platform on numerous adult entertainment sites; As of July 2025, video game distribution service Steam now cites rule 15, that “adult only” content is not permitted on the platform if it goes against payment processor’s policies. Steam does not describe what content is defined as “adult only”; As of July 2025, video game distribution website Itch.io has “deindexed” all adult NSFW content from browse and search pages. Users that previously purchased legitimate video games cannot access games that have been removed; and This has set an unsettling precedent of corporate censorship, causing concern in video game development teams, including developers, voice actors, and artists in other creative fields as their livelihoods are in limbo. We, the undersigned, citizens of Canada, call upon the House of Commons to 1. Stop financial discrimination by payment platforms against legal goods and services; 2. Ensure transparency to consumers about content restrictions and the rationale behind them; and 3. Protect creators' rights to make legal adult content and ensure a fair appeals process for any penalized media.
September 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM