AssumedPear
@assumedpear.bsky.social
It is assumed, that I am a pear.
I also really like cats, dogs and tea. But not all at once.
Part time pet sitter, full time tired person.
(She/They)
I also really like cats, dogs and tea. But not all at once.
Part time pet sitter, full time tired person.
(She/They)
Do I start a second rewatch of CSI despite having already watched up to the reunion series in the past year?
Hmm.
Hmm.
October 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Do I start a second rewatch of CSI despite having already watched up to the reunion series in the past year?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Sometimes you need a drop of honey in your tea, and in life
Try and be someone's drop of honey
Try and be someone's drop of honey
April 15, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Sometimes you need a drop of honey in your tea, and in life
Try and be someone's drop of honey
Try and be someone's drop of honey
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This puppeteer’s knowledge of dog body language and play invitation is incredible.
Burek ~ The Dog Marionette
Burek ~ The Dog Marionette
April 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
This puppeteer’s knowledge of dog body language and play invitation is incredible.
Burek ~ The Dog Marionette
Burek ~ The Dog Marionette
I tried "sticky chai" for the first time today, and that was actually really nice.
Tomorrow, we try the creme egg tea.
Tomorrow, we try the creme egg tea.
March 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I tried "sticky chai" for the first time today, and that was actually really nice.
Tomorrow, we try the creme egg tea.
Tomorrow, we try the creme egg tea.
The world is so exhausting at the moment...
We all need to learn to treat each other better
We all need to learn to treat each other better
March 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The world is so exhausting at the moment...
We all need to learn to treat each other better
We all need to learn to treat each other better
Skip emptying friend strikes again.
This time with a full collection of 70s Superman comics and yet more tarot cards accurate to his life.
I'm starting to think that he's planting stuff.
This time with a full collection of 70s Superman comics and yet more tarot cards accurate to his life.
I'm starting to think that he's planting stuff.
March 21, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Skip emptying friend strikes again.
This time with a full collection of 70s Superman comics and yet more tarot cards accurate to his life.
I'm starting to think that he's planting stuff.
This time with a full collection of 70s Superman comics and yet more tarot cards accurate to his life.
I'm starting to think that he's planting stuff.
Not the Paired app wanting to bring in couple friend league tables...
Adding friends and being able to see everyone's business on a relationship help app is a terrible idea
Adding friends and being able to see everyone's business on a relationship help app is a terrible idea
February 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Not the Paired app wanting to bring in couple friend league tables...
Adding friends and being able to see everyone's business on a relationship help app is a terrible idea
Adding friends and being able to see everyone's business on a relationship help app is a terrible idea
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Don't you love to see it?
Tesla sales: Down 41% in Germany for 2024; a 59% drop in January 2025. France: down 63%. Sweden: down 44%. Norway: down 38%. Netherlands: down 42%
February 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Don't you love to see it?
Morning
I definitely feel more at ease on Bluesky than I did on twatter
No that's not a spelling mistake
I definitely feel more at ease on Bluesky than I did on twatter
No that's not a spelling mistake
February 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Morning
I definitely feel more at ease on Bluesky than I did on twatter
No that's not a spelling mistake
I definitely feel more at ease on Bluesky than I did on twatter
No that's not a spelling mistake
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Goodnight.
The Wind in the Willows, Kenneth Grahame, illustr. Beverley Gooding.
The Wind in the Willows, Kenneth Grahame, illustr. Beverley Gooding.
February 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Goodnight.
The Wind in the Willows, Kenneth Grahame, illustr. Beverley Gooding.
The Wind in the Willows, Kenneth Grahame, illustr. Beverley Gooding.
God I want Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
I've been waiting for this since Butters first mentioned it.
I've been waiting for this since Butters first mentioned it.
February 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
God I want Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
I've been waiting for this since Butters first mentioned it.
I've been waiting for this since Butters first mentioned it.
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Thrilled to be aboard the Serenade of the Seas, sailing to Cozumel, Mexico with Comic-Con: The Cruise—a four-night journey through the Gulf of Mexico. Having a fun time on the high seas!
https://comicconthecruise.com/
https://comicconthecruise.com/
February 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Thrilled to be aboard the Serenade of the Seas, sailing to Cozumel, Mexico with Comic-Con: The Cruise—a four-night journey through the Gulf of Mexico. Having a fun time on the high seas!
https://comicconthecruise.com/
https://comicconthecruise.com/
Happy Birthday to Bluesky 🎂
February 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Happy Birthday to Bluesky 🎂
Skip emptying friend returns
-Hundred and hundreds of scented candles, unharmed and still in their packaging
-A very old (sadly broken) singer sewing machine
-A working and very modern, slightly cracked smart tv
I'm starting to get jealous of this womble
-Hundred and hundreds of scented candles, unharmed and still in their packaging
-A very old (sadly broken) singer sewing machine
-A working and very modern, slightly cracked smart tv
I'm starting to get jealous of this womble
February 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Skip emptying friend returns
-Hundred and hundreds of scented candles, unharmed and still in their packaging
-A very old (sadly broken) singer sewing machine
-A working and very modern, slightly cracked smart tv
I'm starting to get jealous of this womble
-Hundred and hundreds of scented candles, unharmed and still in their packaging
-A very old (sadly broken) singer sewing machine
-A working and very modern, slightly cracked smart tv
I'm starting to get jealous of this womble
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BREAKING! It's #BlackHistoryMonth! Remind your friends, tell everyone you know!
Celebrate early, often and loud, because next year, if not this year, all observances will be forbidden.
Celebrate early, often and loud, because next year, if not this year, all observances will be forbidden.
a red yellow and green background with the words celebrating
ALT: a red yellow and green background with the words celebrating
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
BREAKING! It's #BlackHistoryMonth! Remind your friends, tell everyone you know!
Celebrate early, often and loud, because next year, if not this year, all observances will be forbidden.
Celebrate early, often and loud, because next year, if not this year, all observances will be forbidden.
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White Rabbit.
🖼️ Rita Kirkman
🖼️ Rita Kirkman
February 1, 2025 at 10:24 AM
White Rabbit.
🖼️ Rita Kirkman
🖼️ Rita Kirkman
Update on my skip emptying friend who is basically a Womble at this point
He found a tree stump stuffed with coins from all over the world
Other friends no longer believe he works on this plane of reality, they insist his boss is some kind of fae being
He found a tree stump stuffed with coins from all over the world
Other friends no longer believe he works on this plane of reality, they insist his boss is some kind of fae being
January 31, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Update on my skip emptying friend who is basically a Womble at this point
He found a tree stump stuffed with coins from all over the world
Other friends no longer believe he works on this plane of reality, they insist his boss is some kind of fae being
He found a tree stump stuffed with coins from all over the world
Other friends no longer believe he works on this plane of reality, they insist his boss is some kind of fae being
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The fact that this exists around us but we got stuck on this stupid planet with a bunch of man babies trying to work out their grievances is just so annoying.
January 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The fact that this exists around us but we got stuck on this stupid planet with a bunch of man babies trying to work out their grievances is just so annoying.
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Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
January 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
Born to lay in bed with the plague
Forced to be healthy and go outside
Forced to be healthy and go outside
January 31, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Born to lay in bed with the plague
Forced to be healthy and go outside
Forced to be healthy and go outside
Saw the promo image for the new attempt at Frankenstein
All I can see is how greasy that wig looks
All I can see is how greasy that wig looks
January 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Saw the promo image for the new attempt at Frankenstein
All I can see is how greasy that wig looks
All I can see is how greasy that wig looks
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
And me sitting there, sucking chocolate off my fingers, pretending I don't hear her over CSI.
When nextdoor Susan thinks she may have left half her Twix at your gaff.
January 30, 2025 at 11:04 AM
And me sitting there, sucking chocolate off my fingers, pretending I don't hear her over CSI.