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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️
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like a rat of sunshine 🖤🩶🤍💜
agender asexual; she/her/total himbo
I AM THE ANGELIC DAMNATION FLAME AND SHOP STEWARD
your queer auntie
I love unions and One Piece
I do not repost without alt text
SEMANTIC SATIATION

I really need coach in my life

I remember the first time this happened to me I was like six or seven and I was spinning in a circle in the kitchen saying the word lightbulb over and over again and laughing harder and harder each time

my god. thanks coach
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
"and by her I mean Lady Football"
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
LETTIN NATE SIT ON THE BENCH I'M GONNA CRY
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 AM
oh. Higgins. I love you and I love your family
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I'm very excited to see him win against darkness

I don't really care about the game. He's playing a much more important one
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
my earlier thoughts on him
it is difficult to be a hope merchant in a hate market but it's also the most important thing to do when you have those goods available
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM
My cat went into my room earlier today and turned on the TV and turned on Ted Lasso which I was originally annoyed at because I haven't watched it yet and thought it was rude that she started without me but

she let me restart it

really enjoying it
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
flow stogies
menses mops
vampire mice
fanny bullets
punk rock earplugs
what the ladies want
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
it is with great apologies that I am, but it is meaningless and has no bearing on my life's work or how I relate to this world, and sometimes even makes me ill to think about

but since it's the LAW
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I am so sorry you are both so cute my goodness
french sigh took me out and as a Canadian I am so familiar with it it made me feel like I was back home listening to Toronto Maple Leafs fans
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Yes I say my friend Rogs, who is Stev, that guy is all right
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Reposted by Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️
it is difficult to be a hope merchant in a hate market but it's also the most important thing to do when you have those goods available
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
it is difficult to be a hope merchant in a hate market but it's also the most important thing to do when you have those goods available
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
yeah no okay I hadda stop for a minute and I might need to go get a little glass of wine a happy one a happy one Yes
Ted saying that he's got marital problems because his wife can't handle his persistent optimism and I felt that one a little bit right in the right in the you know right in the heart
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Brendan Hunt, coach beard
I just love this guy I feel like I've seen him in something?? he really stands out to me, I like him
but nothing looks familiar
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I really like the way he treats Nate
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
PS bc the Internet is so damn literal: this is years of plant based eating, even when not veg I prefer plant based stuff, so I've built up a tolerance. increase your fiber, yes, but not all at once, & you don't need THAT much, too much can also be bad

I am not a doctor. just a shitposter who cares
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
the colourful alphabet fridge magnets arranged around it to read "BEST IN SHOW"
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
(now. I never used to. hot girls still have IBS tho)
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM