N
@assasinine.bsky.social
He/They
Linguistics and Psychology Student at Swarthmore College
Linguistics and Psychology Student at Swarthmore College
I strongly dislike 4chan but I think it is worth acknowledging that the greentext format is incredibly efficient for storytelling
October 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I strongly dislike 4chan but I think it is worth acknowledging that the greentext format is incredibly efficient for storytelling
Omg wait and I could name it "Spies in Disguise!"
They should make a movie where there are two pigeons. And they should make the pigeons into spies. And they should be voiced by Tom Holland and Will Smith. Yeah.
September 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Omg wait and I could name it "Spies in Disguise!"
I hate sleeping. Like, what do you mean that eventually I stop being able to think good and I have to turn my brain off for a third of the day to function! I wanna do things! I wanna do things all the time!!!
But I need it, unforch :(
But I need it, unforch :(
September 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I hate sleeping. Like, what do you mean that eventually I stop being able to think good and I have to turn my brain off for a third of the day to function! I wanna do things! I wanna do things all the time!!!
But I need it, unforch :(
But I need it, unforch :(
Just edited a text to include "😭😭😭" at the end instead of sending it as a second text and I think the fact that there's a difference in meaning between those two options to me is fascinating
#linguistics
#linguistics
July 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Just edited a text to include "😭😭😭" at the end instead of sending it as a second text and I think the fact that there's a difference in meaning between those two options to me is fascinating
#linguistics
#linguistics
"Oh but English spelling is so hard to learn! Words can be spelled so mang different ways and it makes it really difficult!"
Have you considered that I like it? Have you considered that I think it's cool? Have you considered that I think it's silly and fun??
#linguistics
Have you considered that I like it? Have you considered that I think it's cool? Have you considered that I think it's silly and fun??
#linguistics
June 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Oh but English spelling is so hard to learn! Words can be spelled so mang different ways and it makes it really difficult!"
Have you considered that I like it? Have you considered that I think it's cool? Have you considered that I think it's silly and fun??
#linguistics
Have you considered that I like it? Have you considered that I think it's cool? Have you considered that I think it's silly and fun??
#linguistics
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I've noticed a pattern in online discourse that goes roughly like this:
Person A: That is actually really ___ist! (Racist, ableist, etc.)
Person B: Literally how?
A: *Defines the term, goes into detail how it applies in many contexts including this one*
B: I'm not reading all that
(1/2)
Person A: That is actually really ___ist! (Racist, ableist, etc.)
Person B: Literally how?
A: *Defines the term, goes into detail how it applies in many contexts including this one*
B: I'm not reading all that
(1/2)
May 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I've noticed a pattern in online discourse that goes roughly like this:
Person A: That is actually really ___ist! (Racist, ableist, etc.)
Person B: Literally how?
A: *Defines the term, goes into detail how it applies in many contexts including this one*
B: I'm not reading all that
(1/2)
Person A: That is actually really ___ist! (Racist, ableist, etc.)
Person B: Literally how?
A: *Defines the term, goes into detail how it applies in many contexts including this one*
B: I'm not reading all that
(1/2)
Past Nathan had no idea what was coming in the spring
Finals week kicking my ass
May 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Past Nathan had no idea what was coming in the spring
They should make a movie where there are two pigeons. And they should make the pigeons into spies. And they should be voiced by Tom Holland and Will Smith. Yeah.
April 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
They should make a movie where there are two pigeons. And they should make the pigeons into spies. And they should be voiced by Tom Holland and Will Smith. Yeah.
I have decided to write "eachother" as one word because it feels right to me. I've been fighting to remember to press the spacebar there my whole life. Who is it for?
#linguistics
#linguistics
February 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I have decided to write "eachother" as one word because it feels right to me. I've been fighting to remember to press the spacebar there my whole life. Who is it for?
#linguistics
#linguistics
Finals week kicking my ass
December 17, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Finals week kicking my ass
The worst thing about making synth drone music is that when I turn my computer off and go to bed, I can still hear it reverberating in my mind 💀😭
December 7, 2024 at 5:49 AM
The worst thing about making synth drone music is that when I turn my computer off and go to bed, I can still hear it reverberating in my mind 💀😭
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no leftist infighting while i'm talking
no leftist infighting on the clock
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime
so i leftist infight on company time
no leftist infighting on the clock
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime
so i leftist infight on company time
November 30, 2024 at 5:43 PM
no leftist infighting while i'm talking
no leftist infighting on the clock
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime
so i leftist infight on company time
no leftist infighting on the clock
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime
so i leftist infight on company time
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important
November 30, 2024 at 3:08 AM
important
I wanna get SO deep into modular synths.
November 25, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I wanna get SO deep into modular synths.
NEW CHEEKFACE! CHEEK FREAKS REJOICE
November 21, 2024 at 3:31 PM
NEW CHEEKFACE! CHEEK FREAKS REJOICE
Sorry to my professors :((
November 21, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Sorry to my professors :((
Intentionally mispronouncing ship names is such a good bit
[pœʴ.kə.bɛθ] instead of [pœʴ.sə.bɛθ] makes people so angry 🤗
[pœʴ.kə.bɛθ] instead of [pœʴ.sə.bɛθ] makes people so angry 🤗
November 21, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Intentionally mispronouncing ship names is such a good bit
[pœʴ.kə.bɛθ] instead of [pœʴ.sə.bɛθ] makes people so angry 🤗
[pœʴ.kə.bɛθ] instead of [pœʴ.sə.bɛθ] makes people so angry 🤗
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i never ask “how’s everybody doing tonight” between songs because i already know the answer is “woo”
November 20, 2024 at 5:01 PM
i never ask “how’s everybody doing tonight” between songs because i already know the answer is “woo”
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November 18 is the International Day of LGBQTIA+ People in STEM! Today more than ever we want to stress the importance of communities, building connections, and raising each other up. Let's keep leaving our mark for the betterment of us all! 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 #QueerinSTEM
prideinstem.org/lgbtstemday/
prideinstem.org/lgbtstemday/
November 18, 2024 at 8:55 AM
November 18 is the International Day of LGBQTIA+ People in STEM! Today more than ever we want to stress the importance of communities, building connections, and raising each other up. Let's keep leaving our mark for the betterment of us all! 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 #QueerinSTEM
prideinstem.org/lgbtstemday/
prideinstem.org/lgbtstemday/
Getting the lowdown on taxes tonight
November 19, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Getting the lowdown on taxes tonight
