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Grant
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Practitioner of the dark arts of the internet.
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United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson was assassinated for calling for a United States of Africa.
When asked about the large aquariums being constructed in the new ballroom Trump said: “It’s a wonderful addition, and will be important to foreign dignitaries. Especially a very, very powerful guy. He needs them, he’s different. He’s been slumbering deep in the oceans for millennia.”
October 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
October 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I need to see the Menzingers soon. Like I think all of my inner problems would be solved by seeing them.
October 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Guy who claims to have an incredible invention but can’t tell anyone because he doesn’t have a patent and he’s not sure he can get a patent due to the shutdown
October 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You know who also didn’t have any songs in English? Wagner, and you guys claim to love his crap so much.
October 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Big fan of the Ken Tremendous approach to developing TV: what if we make the office again
September 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Very sad about the death of Brent Hinds. He truly was a one of kind personality and talent. Sad he and his bandmates will never get the chance to bury the hatchet. RIP.
August 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Why does Taffer put shoe polish on his head? I think the Leland Palmer look would take BR to an insane new level.
August 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Has there ever been a notes app criminal network or are we breaking new ground?
Trump: You should focus on Clinton. You should focus on the president of Harvard, the former president of Harvard. You should focus on some of the hedge fund guys. I will give you a list. These guys lived with Jeffrey Epstein. I sure as hell didn’t
July 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hosting a party with a big bowl full of pita chips with no dip to be seen
July 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joseph Robinette Belmont: Dracula was a bad dude
June 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I don’t have any opinions on The Beach Boys, but I did like PCP scene from Walk Hard where Dewey is doing a Brian Wilson spoof.
June 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Waiting for a developer to do something with the Mazes and Monsters IP.
June 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Having a louder with crowder ass midnight snack
May 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Aaron Rogers now going podcast-to-podcast trying to shock people
more proof that the trans rights movement is morally just
May 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Negotiation master class
May 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
May 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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May 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
April 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I’ve got kids and a job. No time to go to a pro natalist conference.
April 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
[Stephen A. Smith voice] invest in the stock market who is on CRACK
April 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Kelvin Sampson is the greatest college sports coach of all time. Banned from the sport twice for simply being ahead of his time.
April 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
FENCING!
April 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Meanwhile, on the Nintendo Treehouse stream
April 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Mario bout to whoop Trump’s ass
April 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM