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Lindi
@asmrlindi.bsky.social
He/Him. ASMR Creator, Cosplayer, Citizen of Azeroth
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sorry i was late bro some chud cut me off. don't worry i promise i'll be on time for your next wedding
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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“defeats the purpose of” let me stop you right there, pal. you can’t defeat a purpose
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 AM
May 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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telling the doctor not to hit me with the knee reflex thing because i'm at 1 HP
March 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
It works!
February 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Just Bristol stuff
February 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Pack to pack EX pulls yippee
January 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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it's called the switch 2 because you switch 2 degrees and walk away
January 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Fancy Dinner 3.0 with the local friends in which we dress up nice and have good food (and alcohol)
January 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
10am in our household.

2 x Pavlovas with teddies and curly fries
January 5, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Accidentally cut an old cat-5 cable and now the basement is flooded with internet.
December 30, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Americans get a wisdom tooth removed and get put into a compilation video on YT saying stuff while off their gourd.

I got a wisdom tooth removed and was told that as it was local anaesthetic I was safe to drive back to work.
December 29, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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anyway my new thing is writing little two-line jingles for the books I’m reading but as I tend to be reading books about eg civil wars in countries that don’t have a functioning power grid the songs are in poor taste
December 28, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Simply
Having
Tequila, with salt and lime
simply
haaaaving
an encounter of the close, third kind
simply
haaaaving
a very large glass of wine
December 26, 2024 at 12:11 PM
3AM the morning after Christmas is the perfect time to deep clean the shower
December 26, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Christmas dogs!
December 25, 2024 at 10:34 PM
It crimms. Mer Crmn. Happ Crime.
December 25, 2024 at 12:20 AM
You're trying tell me this entire Siberian Orchestra is trans?
December 24, 2024 at 1:56 PM
All the theories that the next Runeterra series will be in Noxus because of all the foreshadowing with crows ect.

But what if they do another region with minor relation to noxus as setup as them being the big bad for season 3, similar to the entirety of phase 1 and 2 in the MCU?
December 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Finally, a mount made for me.
Prototype A.S.M.R.

"Representing the pinnacle of goblin propaganda technology, Gallywix commissioned the Automatic Sonic Machine Resonator to sway his most stubborn critics."

#warcraft #warwithin

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December 21, 2024 at 9:32 AM
It's done gang.
December 20, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Just fell asleep while doing a jigsaw puzzle.

I'm never beating the old man allegations
December 19, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Yuki Tsunoda not getting the Red Bull seat for next year is actually insane.

Red Bull make a sensible decision challenge: Impossible.
December 19, 2024 at 9:29 AM
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I fucking hate what the Blues Brothers have done to the minds of our nation`s finest young army men.
December 17, 2024 at 10:02 AM