Tiny Idiot Crab
@asmocrab.bsky.social
Doing my "eh"st out here. (he/him, 25+, all that)
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looking through my new followers
January 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
looking through my new followers
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"straight up jorkin my penits" I whisper as I fall. but a comrade steps over me and picks up my rifle. "STRAIGHT UP JORKING MY PENITS" he shouts as he charges
January 21, 2024 at 4:19 AM
"straight up jorkin my penits" I whisper as I fall. but a comrade steps over me and picks up my rifle. "STRAIGHT UP JORKING MY PENITS" he shouts as he charges
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Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
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That’s Mr. Crab to you.
November 12, 2024 at 11:15 AM
That’s Mr. Crab to you.
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you guys have penises that are way too big.
September 21, 2024 at 1:26 AM
you guys have penises that are way too big.
Oh right, numbers. I was this one.
September 21, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Oh right, numbers. I was this one.
Truly unfortunate, who will we riff on now?
November 30, 2023 at 3:49 AM
Truly unfortunate, who will we riff on now?
Why is he already following me? I need to put on a show before I get the applause.
October 12, 2023 at 10:05 PM
Why is he already following me? I need to put on a show before I get the applause.