sometimes i DONT got bad bitches at the crib
and thats ok

a penny for your thoughts is now being rounded down to zero, your input is worthless

You don’t actually need a Chair+ subscription to unlock soft mode for the cushion fibres. You can flash linux to the chair through the hidden microSD slot in the front left leg and unlock it for free

You told me you got a raspberry pie and I show up and it's little fucking computer?

what if instead of www over http, internet sites were git repositories and every day your browser fetched updates to each one and navigated them offline and as a bonus you had archives of your favorite internet sites that you could search with grep

it could be called ggg: the Global Git Gossamer™