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Pass the cheese and bacon I’m hungy
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Life’s so fragile and ik I take it for granted a lot but being alive is such a special privilege. Thanks God and angels for letting me get through 2024. Praying for a more grateful heart in each passing moment of 2025🩵
December 30, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Life’s so fragile and ik I take it for granted a lot but being alive is such a special privilege. Thanks God and angels for letting me get through 2024. Praying for a more grateful heart in each passing moment of 2025🩵
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how it feels to protect your favourite character from mischaracterizations and misinformation that people won't bother fact-checking
December 19, 2024 at 10:38 PM
how it feels to protect your favourite character from mischaracterizations and misinformation that people won't bother fact-checking
Bruh between resurfaced footage of the menendez brothers young, the cooper koch/Nicholas Chavez portrayal of them in the show and NOW fucking Luigi Mingione there was no was I was gonna make it through this year without developing hybristophilia I’m in bits I’ve never been so down bad pls
December 13, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Bruh between resurfaced footage of the menendez brothers young, the cooper koch/Nicholas Chavez portrayal of them in the show and NOW fucking Luigi Mingione there was no was I was gonna make it through this year without developing hybristophilia I’m in bits I’ve never been so down bad pls
I may be down bad but I’m free
December 12, 2024 at 1:39 PM
I may be down bad but I’m free
What a great time to be Ryan Murphy 😭the Lui Mang szn of Monster being writing itself w this real time continued thickening of the plot
December 10, 2024 at 10:01 PM
What a great time to be Ryan Murphy 😭the Lui Mang szn of Monster being writing itself w this real time continued thickening of the plot
SOMEBODY SAID IM GONNA TELL HIM MY PUSSYS A CEO SO HE’LL MURDER IT😭😭
December 10, 2024 at 5:04 PM
SOMEBODY SAID IM GONNA TELL HIM MY PUSSYS A CEO SO HE’LL MURDER IT😭😭
Please send all edits of the peoples princess aka luigi mangione to my dms please and thanks
December 10, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Please send all edits of the peoples princess aka luigi mangione to my dms please and thanks
I don’t think I can even put into words how down bad I am for luigi mangione every fibre of every single one of my bones loves this man pls im gonna throw up im so glad I didn’t kms this is the most alive I’ve felt in 8 years
December 10, 2024 at 3:09 PM
I don’t think I can even put into words how down bad I am for luigi mangione every fibre of every single one of my bones loves this man pls im gonna throw up im so glad I didn’t kms this is the most alive I’ve felt in 8 years
I hate when I say “sorry” and a mf responds w “why? It’s not ur fault.” Girl I also said “sorry for ur loss” to you last month and I promise you I didn’t kill/hex ur grandma like ffs learn nuance not every sorry is an apology it’s so versatile in fact my fav type of ‘sorry’ is it as an interjection
December 9, 2024 at 8:56 AM
I hate when I say “sorry” and a mf responds w “why? It’s not ur fault.” Girl I also said “sorry for ur loss” to you last month and I promise you I didn’t kill/hex ur grandma like ffs learn nuance not every sorry is an apology it’s so versatile in fact my fav type of ‘sorry’ is it as an interjection
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The NYPD is like, "Oh yeah we definitely know who the assassin is, but do you, the general public, know who it is? You guys say his name first. "
December 8, 2024 at 4:38 AM
The NYPD is like, "Oh yeah we definitely know who the assassin is, but do you, the general public, know who it is? You guys say his name first. "
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
Less saying “omg I’m so sorry” more saying “oh shit oopsie daisie”🤞
December 7, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Less saying “omg I’m so sorry” more saying “oh shit oopsie daisie”🤞
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I lost my glasses and contact lenses 3 months ago at a festival and I’ve never been more at peace. The world is so ghetto and overstimulating I don’t need to be seeing all of that shit😭
December 7, 2024 at 8:46 AM
I lost my glasses and contact lenses 3 months ago at a festival and I’ve never been more at peace. The world is so ghetto and overstimulating I don’t need to be seeing all of that shit😭
Also if you’re an antisemite passively or actively you can actually go die
December 7, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Also if you’re an antisemite passively or actively you can actually go die
Nah time to actually lock in
December 5, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Nah time to actually lock in
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I was rooting for the alien invasion.
December 3, 2024 at 7:41 PM
I was rooting for the alien invasion.
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Khalid & Chloe Bailey announce new single ‘MIA.’ Out this Friday, December 6th
December 3, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Khalid & Chloe Bailey announce new single ‘MIA.’ Out this Friday, December 6th
If you genuinely think friends is funny you have the most insufferable npc ass sense of humour
December 3, 2024 at 5:24 PM
If you genuinely think friends is funny you have the most insufferable npc ass sense of humour
Now that we have bluesky can we have an instagram dupe I’m so tired of meta
December 3, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Now that we have bluesky can we have an instagram dupe I’m so tired of meta
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That nigga Kendrick got a show in Toronto. That shit is HILARIOUS.
December 3, 2024 at 2:59 PM
That nigga Kendrick got a show in Toronto. That shit is HILARIOUS.
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Go & sin no more
December 3, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Go & sin no more