Ashton Yarbs
@ashtony97.bsky.social
Who are you to doubt El Dandy? 💎🎧🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🇬🇪🐺D(udesy)iamond Listener AYFKM? Avs Nuggets Broncos Rockies NY Liberty CU Buffs Longhorns
I fucking suck at wrapping gifts
December 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I fucking suck at wrapping gifts
Guess I’m never getting a queserito before a Nuggets game ever again
December 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Guess I’m never getting a queserito before a Nuggets game ever again
Just got a Queserito
Still just as good as I remember
Still just as good as I remember
December 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Just got a Queserito
Still just as good as I remember
Still just as good as I remember
“Everyone wants to know what Gen Z republicans think”
No we don’t actually. Because we already know what they think. Despite them crying and bitching how their voices are “being suppressed.” They think Hitler wasn’t that bad and that the dating scene sucks for white people
No we don’t actually. Because we already know what they think. Despite them crying and bitching how their voices are “being suppressed.” They think Hitler wasn’t that bad and that the dating scene sucks for white people
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“Everyone wants to know what Gen Z republicans think”
No we don’t actually. Because we already know what they think. Despite them crying and bitching how their voices are “being suppressed.” They think Hitler wasn’t that bad and that the dating scene sucks for white people
No we don’t actually. Because we already know what they think. Despite them crying and bitching how their voices are “being suppressed.” They think Hitler wasn’t that bad and that the dating scene sucks for white people
Happy birthday @judgyjudes.bsky.social
You were one of the first to welcome me to this community we call Rockies Twitter and I’ll always remember that
You were one of the first to welcome me to this community we call Rockies Twitter and I’ll always remember that
December 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Happy birthday @judgyjudes.bsky.social
You were one of the first to welcome me to this community we call Rockies Twitter and I’ll always remember that
You were one of the first to welcome me to this community we call Rockies Twitter and I’ll always remember that
Told you fucks
Now stop fear mongering
Now stop fear mongering
He’s going to tout how great this year has been under him
It’s not about Venezuela
It’s not about Venezuela
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Told you fucks
Now stop fear mongering
Now stop fear mongering
How do you release dead hostages?
You fucking imbecile
You fucking imbecile
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
How do you release dead hostages?
You fucking imbecile
You fucking imbecile
God this guy sucks
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
God this guy sucks
He’s going to tout how great this year has been under him
It’s not about Venezuela
It’s not about Venezuela
December 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
He’s going to tout how great this year has been under him
It’s not about Venezuela
It’s not about Venezuela
“I declare a war on Christmas, specifically that nasty Santa. No more naughty lists, I’ve never been on the naughty list by the way. Joe Biden has I know that. Nasty man…” then proceeds to shit his diaper
December 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
“I declare a war on Christmas, specifically that nasty Santa. No more naughty lists, I’ve never been on the naughty list by the way. Joe Biden has I know that. Nasty man…” then proceeds to shit his diaper
Nuggets win on Jokmas AND Katy commentating?
Couldn’t get any better
Couldn’t get any better
December 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Nuggets win on Jokmas AND Katy commentating?
Couldn’t get any better
Couldn’t get any better
Also nice to hear Katy on the call tonight
Definitely needs to happen more often
Definitely needs to happen more often
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Also nice to hear Katy on the call tonight
Definitely needs to happen more often
Definitely needs to happen more often
Merry Jokmas
a man wearing a yellow shirt with the word denver on it
ALT: a man wearing a yellow shirt with the word denver on it
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Merry Jokmas
I think a major reason it doesn’t feel like the holidays anymore is it’s fucking 65-70 degrees in December. That’s not normal or good
December 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I think a major reason it doesn’t feel like the holidays anymore is it’s fucking 65-70 degrees in December. That’s not normal or good
Always have been and always will be a Boliever
You don’t get to hop on the support train now if you ever said you didn’t Bolieve
You don’t get to hop on the support train now if you ever said you didn’t Bolieve
December 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Always have been and always will be a Boliever
You don’t get to hop on the support train now if you ever said you didn’t Bolieve
You don’t get to hop on the support train now if you ever said you didn’t Bolieve
Didn’t think I’d get teary eyed seeing Cena’s final match
Fuck man my childhood is slowly going away
Fuck man my childhood is slowly going away
December 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Didn’t think I’d get teary eyed seeing Cena’s final match
Fuck man my childhood is slowly going away
Fuck man my childhood is slowly going away
Where the hell is this ceremony the Avs are doing supposed to be streaming? ESPN? Altitude? YouTube?
December 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Where the hell is this ceremony the Avs are doing supposed to be streaming? ESPN? Altitude? YouTube?
If God wasn’t a Broncos fan then why does he make these sunsets look like this huh?
Checkmate atheists
Checkmate atheists
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
If God wasn’t a Broncos fan then why does he make these sunsets look like this huh?
Checkmate atheists
Checkmate atheists
If you submit a blank ballot you deserve to have your voting privileges taken away
Ballot #18 is from Paul White. He submits the first blank ballot we've seen this year and the first one he's ever cast. For context, his last several ballots:
2025: CC, Ichiro, Wagner
2024: Beltré, Helton, Mauer, Sheffield, Wagner
2023: Helton, Sheffield, Wagner
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
2025: CC, Ichiro, Wagner
2024: Beltré, Helton, Mauer, Sheffield, Wagner
2023: Helton, Sheffield, Wagner
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If you submit a blank ballot you deserve to have your voting privileges taken away
Boy OCD flare ups are so annoying. Just wanna enjoy a show without feeling like I’m gunna become a terrible person
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Boy OCD flare ups are so annoying. Just wanna enjoy a show without feeling like I’m gunna become a terrible person
Just finished season 4 of Stranger Things
(🚨🚨SPOILER AHEAD IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED🚨🚨)
Fuck them for killing Eddie. You made me cry like a baby, especially after Dustin explained how much he loved him
(🚨🚨SPOILER AHEAD IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED🚨🚨)
Fuck them for killing Eddie. You made me cry like a baby, especially after Dustin explained how much he loved him
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Just finished season 4 of Stranger Things
(🚨🚨SPOILER AHEAD IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED🚨🚨)
Fuck them for killing Eddie. You made me cry like a baby, especially after Dustin explained how much he loved him
(🚨🚨SPOILER AHEAD IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED🚨🚨)
Fuck them for killing Eddie. You made me cry like a baby, especially after Dustin explained how much he loved him
What a great day to be a Denver sports fan
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
What a great day to be a Denver sports fan
Love my coworker who shows up and asks if it’s been busy
Keep in mind I work at a (well known) pizza place and it’s a Broncos game day against the FUCKING RAIDERS. Use context clues bud
Keep in mind I work at a (well known) pizza place and it’s a Broncos game day against the FUCKING RAIDERS. Use context clues bud
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Love my coworker who shows up and asks if it’s been busy
Keep in mind I work at a (well known) pizza place and it’s a Broncos game day against the FUCKING RAIDERS. Use context clues bud
Keep in mind I work at a (well known) pizza place and it’s a Broncos game day against the FUCKING RAIDERS. Use context clues bud
That reminds me of the Cale Makar shot against Chicago the year they won the Cup
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
That reminds me of the Cale Makar shot against Chicago the year they won the Cup