Ashton Yarbs
@ashtony97.bsky.social
Who are you to doubt El Dandy? 💎🎧🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🇬🇪🐺D(udesy)iamond Listener AYFKM? Avs Nuggets Broncos Rockies NY Liberty CU Buffs Longhorns
They fucking did something and it’s actually a good thing! Legit said “What the fuck?!” out loud in my car when I saw this news. I’m actually kinda stoked for this
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
They fucking did something and it’s actually a good thing! Legit said “What the fuck?!” out loud in my car when I saw this news. I’m actually kinda stoked for this
They actually never said that but go off I guess
(This is me by the way I type this)
(This is me by the way I type this)
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
They actually never said that but go off I guess
(This is me by the way I type this)
(This is me by the way I type this)
You should never have or come close to a “Nazi phase”
That’s weird and fucked
That’s weird and fucked
October 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You should never have or come close to a “Nazi phase”
That’s weird and fucked
That’s weird and fucked
There’s gotta be better wording you could use here
October 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
There’s gotta be better wording you could use here
A photo-realistic picture of this specific Nikola Jokic picture
October 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
A photo-realistic picture of this specific Nikola Jokic picture
Rockies looking outside the organization for a GM huh? I know just the guy
October 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Rockies looking outside the organization for a GM huh? I know just the guy
See here’s the issue
She won you a fucking title a year ago. What fucking innovation is needed? You don’t go back to back so you toss her to the side? Fuck off man. This is the worst example of the “What have you done for me lately” nonsense we see in sports all the time
She won you a fucking title a year ago. What fucking innovation is needed? You don’t go back to back so you toss her to the side? Fuck off man. This is the worst example of the “What have you done for me lately” nonsense we see in sports all the time
September 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
See here’s the issue
She won you a fucking title a year ago. What fucking innovation is needed? You don’t go back to back so you toss her to the side? Fuck off man. This is the worst example of the “What have you done for me lately” nonsense we see in sports all the time
She won you a fucking title a year ago. What fucking innovation is needed? You don’t go back to back so you toss her to the side? Fuck off man. This is the worst example of the “What have you done for me lately” nonsense we see in sports all the time
How I was greeted this morning
September 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
How I was greeted this morning
Alexa, play “Ironic” by Alanis Morissette
September 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Alexa, play “Ironic” by Alanis Morissette
When your vegan aunt plays her version of Christmas songs
September 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
When your vegan aunt plays her version of Christmas songs
The conservative’s biggest enemy
September 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The conservative’s biggest enemy
This jerk will not stop crop dusting me and it’s getting real annoying (I still love him though)
September 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This jerk will not stop crop dusting me and it’s getting real annoying (I still love him though)
My bag isn’t as deep as some others
September 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My bag isn’t as deep as some others
Me trying to navigate the dating scene
August 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Me trying to navigate the dating scene
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
Got a sticker from Dutch Bros today so I deviled to add it onto my water bottle
August 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Got a sticker from Dutch Bros today so I deviled to add it onto my water bottle
I almost said something to this dumbass but he went inside the building before I actually could
August 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I almost said something to this dumbass but he went inside the building before I actually could
Should I keep it or sell it to GameStop for a little over 500
August 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Should I keep it or sell it to GameStop for a little over 500