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I think it's going to just Be Like This indefinitely, which means that the headache I have will never, ever, go away

cool, cool

in the meantime, i will continue sharing little baseball stats as though they have meaning, because what else can one do
September 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Some Bananas criticism from the perspective of a baseball nut and "sports entertainment" obsessive. defector.com/the-savannah...
The Savannah Bananas Make Baseball Boring | Defector
“What’s the deal with the Savannah Bananas?” Like five different times over the past few months, someone at this website has posed that question to the rest of the folks who work here. For the uniniti...
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May 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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The A’s have some really exciting young players u can still watch on tv even tho their owner sucks.
April 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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We finish our predictions for each division with @ashortking.bsky.social and Drew discussing the NL East and West

EAST: youtu.be/c9oo-6Fz6tg

WEST: youtu.be/bWqTqCbRjQs
A TOUGH ONE TO PICK? Diamond Digest Discuss the NL East, Players to Watch, Predictions, and More...
YouTube video by Diamond Digest
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March 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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🚨NEW VIDEO ALERT🚨

@ashortking.bsky.social, @drewklugs.bsky.social, and @ryanruhde.bsky.social try to guess all the stars in sports in 2017 (every 95+ overall in 2K17, NHL 17, The Show 17, and Madden 18)

...but not before some pure chaos

FULL VIDEO: youtu.be/Wygi4hQ_TQI
CAN WE NAME EVERY 95 OVERALL DURING THE 2017 SPORTS VIDEO GAME ERA
YouTube video by Diamond Digest
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March 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm
January 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
fun fact the only way to confirm you’re an adult on TikTok is to take a picture of a government issued ID or give them your credit card. might be the year I delete the app!
January 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
2025 goals:
gym
code baseball player evaluation tool based on my own parameters
more concerts
beach days
more baseball games
more fun with friends
-end list-
December 30, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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Pop Tart mascot strip--- uh, unwrapping
December 28, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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i don’t have much of anything to post about right now, just taking care of some chores around the house. check back later for more posts
November 20, 2024 at 3:11 PM
@fangraphs.com membership was insanely worth it btw
November 14, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Forgot the beauty of this rn is the void I get to yell into.
November 13, 2024 at 10:03 PM
I know this site will have taken off when I have a community of people to talk about baseball prospects like Denzel Clarke with.
November 13, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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Finally accepting the fact that a big part of why I love fantasy baseball is spreadsheets. I love looking at some data on a spreadsheet. Contemplating the data. Then I get to watch baseball and see it all play out! Truly a great game.
November 7, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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the one thing i wish people understood about me is that at wendy’s, they do it dave’s way. although then again, i suppose that has more to do with wendy’s than it does me
May 3, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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🚨 NEW VID ALERT 🚨

Latroy Hawkins played for 12 teams in his MLB career. Can @ashortking.bsky.social and Diego name them all?
Can we guess the 12 teams Latroy Hawkins played for (Diamond Digest Fill The Career)
New to the Diamond Digest channel? You can find our other media here:WEBSITE: diamond-digest.comTWITTER: http://twitter.com/diamond_digestINSTAGRAM: http://i...
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February 1, 2024 at 9:01 PM
the ted show started auto playing after the playoff game and holy fuck it stinks @shayneb.bsky.social
January 14, 2024 at 5:06 AM
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🚨 NEW VIDEO 🚨

@ashortking.bsky.social discusses the top baseball nicknames of all-time

LINK: youtu.be/gV7c7owPoiQ
Diamond Digest's Nickname Mount Rushmore
New to the Diamond Digest channel? You can find our other media here:WEBSITE: diamond-digest.comTWITTER: http://twitter.com/diamond_digestINSTAGRAM: http://i...
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January 2, 2024 at 10:38 PM
“Worlds only feminist gooner”
December 18, 2023 at 4:43 AM
disassociating at the local red robin
December 16, 2023 at 11:49 PM
sending “womp womp” as a reply has so much more legs than I originally gave it credit for
December 16, 2023 at 11:49 PM
people love to say they’re a true hater until I’m going on a passionate speech about people that like snowball candies are idiots
December 16, 2023 at 11:47 PM