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Ash Oro
@ashoro87.bsky.social
A proper nerd. Ex Merchant Navy officer and now Merchant Navy teacher and creator of online training courses.
Mandani is going to impose Shar Pei law. Every family will be handed a Shar Pei and required to post photos 5 times a day of their little wrinkled faces.
Mamdani is going to impose Sharpay law. Everyone will be legally required to wear cunty matching outfits with their twin brother and viciously compete for a role in an upcoming musical.
Mamdani is going to impose Sharon Law. Five times a day everyone will have to turn to face Canada and read whatever book S. Kuruvilla just finished reading
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Well that was a terrible dinner…

#smokedribs
#pitboss
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I know it is kind of heresy for you at the moment @howlingmines.com … but the power cube draft on arena is soooooo good!!!
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
@askaubry.com I think I have found your new catchphrase 😄😄
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just in case I didn’t have enough to do - my daughter has decided she wants to be an engineer and build robots.

So. Arduino it is.

Hello, World!
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Pirates this year… might have built a pirate ship with floating illusions…
Happy Halloween

#halloween
@atmosfx.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social as I know it will be coming up today…
October 31, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Halloween prep all done… 100 gingerbread pumpkin Oreo’s and a full Rummi hairdo 🤣
October 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
An actual Orktober model. In Orktober?!?

#miniaturepainting
#warhammercommunity
October 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
AHHHHHHHHH. Finally entered the 3D printer world!!! @bambulabglobal.bsky.social

#3dprinting
#bambulabsP2S
October 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
If you are in education and don’t explain that anything you are teaching could be learned for a few £’s in late fees at a library and you are charging them for your time to explain it and for the certification at the end is misleading their students.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It was awful. Better eat it all just to be sure.
#bbq
#pitboss
October 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It is Sunday. Which means it is smoking day 😄. Chicken legs on a bed of autumn veggies - butternut squash, parsnip, red and white onion.
Trying out a new bbq run recipe too. A bit sweeter and more paprika.
In at 120 Celsius with cherry pellets and a water tray to maintain temps.
#bbq
#pitbosss
October 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Frog-in-a-bog served with mash, peas and Og.

Proper autumn warmer.
October 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
@nflredzone.bsky.social @pittsburghsteeler.bsky.social

With the London games on, I thought I would try my hand at Tailgating.
How am I doing?!?
October 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hey Flesh and Blood people. The person themselves needs some help, and in return you get to know the nicest person in the TCG space!!

#fabtcg #fabworldchampionships
I'm looking for some help preparing for Worlds!

I want to do the best possible job at showcasing you, your ideas, your team - everything.

I also want to improve my own knowledge of CC and Living Legend.

As a result, I'm looking to work with some teams. #fabtcg
October 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Have fun tomorrow @howlingmines.com

Won’t say good luck.

You don’t need it 😜
October 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The Wee-Man has been having a tough time at school and needed cheering up.

Glow sticks - £1

Rocking out like you are at a ‘90’s rave on a school night - Priceless

#millenialdad
#foreveryoung
October 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Panorama was a tough watch tonight @mrjamesob.bsky.social Not looking forward to tomorrows analysis, no matter how necessary it is. Good for business. Terrible for the soul.
October 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
September 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
@lewisgoodall.com @newsagents.bsky.social have been listening religiously for a while now.

How come the word “antidisestablishmentarianism” is yet to come up when it perfectly encapsulates the mood in the USA right now?
September 26, 2025 at 7:18 AM
“The Rapture Hatch” is ironically a perfect name for an after-hours gentlemen-only sauna…
I think this is the problem with today…
September 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
@newsagents.bsky.social @lewisgoodall.com love the new episode.
Is Farage turning Reform into a Trump tribute act?

In other news. The sky is apparently blue and bears use the woods as a toilet…
September 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social worth mentioning tomorrow. You can be fired for not being able to say what you like.

It is just in this instance it was merely stating that the racist, misogynistic language of a racist misogynist was racist misogyny…
September 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Go knock them dead Scott - USE THE CHAIR!!!
September 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM