Ash Oro
@ashoro87.bsky.social
A proper nerd. Ex Merchant Navy officer and now Merchant Navy teacher and creator of online training courses.
Sir, this is the third groin attachment you have worn out this year. Are you sure you are ok?
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Sir, this is the third groin attachment you have worn out this year. Are you sure you are ok?
I get it. You genuinely believe he was the second coming and all criticism of him is just propaganda. I already surrendered. As a British liberal I am nothing but a right wing mouth piece incapable of independent thought. Well done. You won an argument with a stranger that meant nothing.
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I get it. You genuinely believe he was the second coming and all criticism of him is just propaganda. I already surrendered. As a British liberal I am nothing but a right wing mouth piece incapable of independent thought. Well done. You won an argument with a stranger that meant nothing.
You remember all of this started because I said was thinking of leaving the Lib Dem’s right? I really do t understand the nuclear option here.
But ok. Corbyn was the lord and saviour Well done.
But ok. Corbyn was the lord and saviour Well done.
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
You remember all of this started because I said was thinking of leaving the Lib Dem’s right? I really do t understand the nuclear option here.
But ok. Corbyn was the lord and saviour Well done.
But ok. Corbyn was the lord and saviour Well done.
Ok so why are you pushing the Greens then and not Your Party? If he is such an electoral asset, why are you not backing his new party?
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Ok so why are you pushing the Greens then and not Your Party? If he is such an electoral asset, why are you not backing his new party?
I think if you don’t know something you should take great pains to not blurt out your “facts” without maybe checking first…
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I think if you don’t know something you should take great pains to not blurt out your “facts” without maybe checking first…
Ok. He was pro-Brexit, was unable to capture his own party which led to mass infighting, reduced labours vote share in the 2019 election and never fully costed his manifesto pledges.
What of that is right wing smears? I haven’t mentioned any of the usual “talking points” and still he is unelectable
What of that is right wing smears? I haven’t mentioned any of the usual “talking points” and still he is unelectable
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Ok. He was pro-Brexit, was unable to capture his own party which led to mass infighting, reduced labours vote share in the 2019 election and never fully costed his manifesto pledges.
What of that is right wing smears? I haven’t mentioned any of the usual “talking points” and still he is unelectable
What of that is right wing smears? I haven’t mentioned any of the usual “talking points” and still he is unelectable
Because we had no other legitimate party to support.
Labour is too far enmeshed in Blairite Tory Lite policies.
Corbyn was frankly unelectable.
The greens have been a niche party concerned with local policies until now…
Labour is too far enmeshed in Blairite Tory Lite policies.
Corbyn was frankly unelectable.
The greens have been a niche party concerned with local policies until now…
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Because we had no other legitimate party to support.
Labour is too far enmeshed in Blairite Tory Lite policies.
Corbyn was frankly unelectable.
The greens have been a niche party concerned with local policies until now…
Labour is too far enmeshed in Blairite Tory Lite policies.
Corbyn was frankly unelectable.
The greens have been a niche party concerned with local policies until now…
I am currently a card-carrying Lib Dem - but the internal elections have soured me a lot. A lot of lgbtq+ paranoia and illiberalism going on in the name of vote grubbing.
I may be rethinking my position for the first time in 30 years…
I may be rethinking my position for the first time in 30 years…
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I am currently a card-carrying Lib Dem - but the internal elections have soured me a lot. A lot of lgbtq+ paranoia and illiberalism going on in the name of vote grubbing.
I may be rethinking my position for the first time in 30 years…
I may be rethinking my position for the first time in 30 years…
You forgot about that didn’t you? I mean. You have been there and got the t-shirt to prove it 🤣😜
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
You forgot about that didn’t you? I mean. You have been there and got the t-shirt to prove it 🤣😜
In a shocking twist, one of the best people in the world turns out to be an awesome person.
I don’t know why people are surprised. Scott has been this way since day dot and will never change.
Scott’s only flaw? Mr Tickle arms on long car journeys to cars game tournaments 🤣
I don’t know why people are surprised. Scott has been this way since day dot and will never change.
Scott’s only flaw? Mr Tickle arms on long car journeys to cars game tournaments 🤣
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 AM
In a shocking twist, one of the best people in the world turns out to be an awesome person.
I don’t know why people are surprised. Scott has been this way since day dot and will never change.
Scott’s only flaw? Mr Tickle arms on long car journeys to cars game tournaments 🤣
I don’t know why people are surprised. Scott has been this way since day dot and will never change.
Scott’s only flaw? Mr Tickle arms on long car journeys to cars game tournaments 🤣
Wild that that same despot keeps releasing homoerotic photos of himself to “prove” his manliness…
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Wild that that same despot keeps releasing homoerotic photos of himself to “prove” his manliness…
I know what always works - according to Trump.
Grabbing her by the p*ssy…
Maybe he should try that?
Grabbing her by the p*ssy…
Maybe he should try that?
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I know what always works - according to Trump.
Grabbing her by the p*ssy…
Maybe he should try that?
Grabbing her by the p*ssy…
Maybe he should try that?
150 years ago… British turn up in (insert foreign country name here), take over by force, and tell everyone they are now British Subjects under His Majesty’s Laws.
Today… people seem confused that non-white people are British…
Today… people seem confused that non-white people are British…
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
150 years ago… British turn up in (insert foreign country name here), take over by force, and tell everyone they are now British Subjects under His Majesty’s Laws.
Today… people seem confused that non-white people are British…
Today… people seem confused that non-white people are British…
Well. Yeah. When we do it we have USA Coastguard onboard that disable the vessel, then go and investigate. Only after serious corroboration of evidence and then a long authority chain.
We don’t just blow people up. We detain, investigate and then arrest and seize if required.
RFA if you ask HIK
We don’t just blow people up. We detain, investigate and then arrest and seize if required.
RFA if you ask HIK
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Well. Yeah. When we do it we have USA Coastguard onboard that disable the vessel, then go and investigate. Only after serious corroboration of evidence and then a long authority chain.
We don’t just blow people up. We detain, investigate and then arrest and seize if required.
RFA if you ask HIK
We don’t just blow people up. We detain, investigate and then arrest and seize if required.
RFA if you ask HIK
It took me a little longer to disassemble Halloween this year. But Xmas will be up soon with inflatables and lights. All to keep the kids of the neighbourhood smiling.
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It took me a little longer to disassemble Halloween this year. But Xmas will be up soon with inflatables and lights. All to keep the kids of the neighbourhood smiling.
Here’s an idea. Why not just take back all the property, hold it in perpetuity, and then make the peasants hire them, with the hire being bequeathed to their heirs to remain…
Oh wait. I reinvented feudalism didn’t I?
Oh wait. I reinvented feudalism didn’t I?
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Here’s an idea. Why not just take back all the property, hold it in perpetuity, and then make the peasants hire them, with the hire being bequeathed to their heirs to remain…
Oh wait. I reinvented feudalism didn’t I?
Oh wait. I reinvented feudalism didn’t I?
Card games are hard. It is as simple as that.
Easy learning curve to get you hooked. Then It steepens rapidly as you try to evolve. My advice. Find a mentor. YouTube can be good to a point. Then latch on to that person in the store who keeps winning and learn from them. That is my MtG journey.
Easy learning curve to get you hooked. Then It steepens rapidly as you try to evolve. My advice. Find a mentor. YouTube can be good to a point. Then latch on to that person in the store who keeps winning and learn from them. That is my MtG journey.
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Card games are hard. It is as simple as that.
Easy learning curve to get you hooked. Then It steepens rapidly as you try to evolve. My advice. Find a mentor. YouTube can be good to a point. Then latch on to that person in the store who keeps winning and learn from them. That is my MtG journey.
Easy learning curve to get you hooked. Then It steepens rapidly as you try to evolve. My advice. Find a mentor. YouTube can be good to a point. Then latch on to that person in the store who keeps winning and learn from them. That is my MtG journey.
That is the most verbose way of saying “I may be a paedophile” I have ever seen…
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
That is the most verbose way of saying “I may be a paedophile” I have ever seen…
Every day I have the fight the urge to “turn to the dark side”.
I could lie about being paid by the government, the UN and the IMF to cover up that the Earth is flat as a merchant navy navigator. I reckon I could make a fair living as a cook “expert tells the truth”… but I don’t. Because morals. 😥
I could lie about being paid by the government, the UN and the IMF to cover up that the Earth is flat as a merchant navy navigator. I reckon I could make a fair living as a cook “expert tells the truth”… but I don’t. Because morals. 😥
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Every day I have the fight the urge to “turn to the dark side”.
I could lie about being paid by the government, the UN and the IMF to cover up that the Earth is flat as a merchant navy navigator. I reckon I could make a fair living as a cook “expert tells the truth”… but I don’t. Because morals. 😥
I could lie about being paid by the government, the UN and the IMF to cover up that the Earth is flat as a merchant navy navigator. I reckon I could make a fair living as a cook “expert tells the truth”… but I don’t. Because morals. 😥
Well if someone understands “SHRINKflation” it is ol’ Mushroom-Micropenis himself…
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Well if someone understands “SHRINKflation” it is ol’ Mushroom-Micropenis himself…
Oh look. A game that released and you could just play it. No subscription service. No “early release exclusives”. No releasing half a game with a promise they will update it and finish it later.
Just hours of bombing it down a mountain in 4 player mode shouting at your friends for “cheating”
Just hours of bombing it down a mountain in 4 player mode shouting at your friends for “cheating”
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Oh look. A game that released and you could just play it. No subscription service. No “early release exclusives”. No releasing half a game with a promise they will update it and finish it later.
Just hours of bombing it down a mountain in 4 player mode shouting at your friends for “cheating”
Just hours of bombing it down a mountain in 4 player mode shouting at your friends for “cheating”
This from the man that confidently claimed he would bring about 300% reductions in drug prices.
So drug companies would pay you twice what they are charging for the drug now to take it off their hands?
I think he does not know how to math.
So drug companies would pay you twice what they are charging for the drug now to take it off their hands?
I think he does not know how to math.
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This from the man that confidently claimed he would bring about 300% reductions in drug prices.
So drug companies would pay you twice what they are charging for the drug now to take it off their hands?
I think he does not know how to math.
So drug companies would pay you twice what they are charging for the drug now to take it off their hands?
I think he does not know how to math.