Midwesterners may have come up with some of the most fucked up recipes I’ve ever seen, but our improv cooking skills are on point because of it, ok?

I was told that a board member disliked a repost on my social media, about how wild it is that POC lives seem to matter less to the general public than Nazis. It could “reflect poorly” on my place of employment. Which… tells you all you need to know about my place of employment.

Jamming to Black Sabbath on the way home from work after I once again pissed people off by being better than them, as Ozzy intended 🙏

At the DeSantis Everglades detention camp, people with green cards are being held in terrible conditions, with maggots in the food, the lights kept on 24 hours a day, and delayed access to medicine.

One guy had his Bible taken and was told "here there is no right to religion."

Right now four Republicans have voted against the rule on OBBBA. Rep. Keith Self, Rep. Victoria Spartz, and Georgia Rep. Andrew Clyde and Pennsylvania Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick. If none flip back, would stop the bill.

Our middle school science classroom sees over 125 students a day, grades 6-8. Help us keep our classroom clean and stocked with supplies!

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Turning 30 in 2025 is some crazy work

#nokings

I read Roald Dahl’s “The Great Automatic Grammatizator” today and yikes it hits different over 70 years later…

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Ayyyyy new headshot for work. Just signed my contract for my third year teaching!

I thought I’ve made it clear I do not tolerate racism, sexism, ableism, or anything of that nature. My social media and personal space are Nazi-free zones.

The current political climate is making it apparent that I need to remind people of that.

I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:

D&D tonight is a little improv game with mice characters and my child self is reveling in this

Having long hair and trying to wear AirPods is a scam because WHY is my hair tangling in my earbud and messing up my mic while I’m just trying to play DnD

When I thought “I need people to realize I’m not the one” I didn’t mean try me and make me prove it. Lord help.

Gonna have to start adding these to my home library for sure

After two months of ladder lacing my Docs I’ve finally figured out how to take them on and off efficiently 🙌 (I’m probably still doing it wrong)

It’s that time of year, I’m complaining about the Oscar nominees on Letterboxd:

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