Ashlynn XypprZ
@ashlynnxypprz.bsky.social
she/her | pansexuel | #freepalestine 🇵🇸 | #gohabsgo | half black & half jew | transfemme
Does Kitty know what country she’s in? 😭
May 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Does Kitty know what country she’s in? 😭
The most blunt app ever
February 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The most blunt app ever
And they say that we forgot how to build pyramids
January 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
And they say that we forgot how to build pyramids
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I love it when they get their money for nothin'
a man in overalls and a red hat is standing in a room with a kapwing logo on the bottom
ALT: a man in overalls and a red hat is standing in a room with a kapwing logo on the bottom
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December 22, 2024 at 11:05 PM
I love it when they get their money for nothin'
20 years of one of the greatest games of all time!
December 21, 2024 at 4:13 AM
20 years of one of the greatest games of all time!
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mar-vell is tripping (cosmic awareness) and rick is as well (shrooms)
December 21, 2024 at 3:17 AM
mar-vell is tripping (cosmic awareness) and rick is as well (shrooms)
Went Black Friday shopping today. I couldn’t stand the crowds. Let’s not do this again!
a cartoon of a man in front of a south park mall
ALT: a cartoon of a man in front of a south park mall
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November 30, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Went Black Friday shopping today. I couldn’t stand the crowds. Let’s not do this again!
Happy thanksgiving. Here’s a perverted gif.
a man is laying on top of a turkey on a plate with the words `` gobble ! gobble ! ''
ALT: a man is laying on top of a turkey on a plate with the words `` gobble ! gobble ! ''
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November 28, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Happy thanksgiving. Here’s a perverted gif.
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It's [thanks] giving
November 28, 2024 at 10:41 PM
It's [thanks] giving
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
This year has been awful, but in spite of the horrors I'm thankful for all of you!
Take a moment to reflect and ground yourself in what you're thankful for.
The people and things we love will help give us the strength to fight for what's right!
Share yours below!
This year has been awful, but in spite of the horrors I'm thankful for all of you!
Take a moment to reflect and ground yourself in what you're thankful for.
The people and things we love will help give us the strength to fight for what's right!
Share yours below!
November 28, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
This year has been awful, but in spite of the horrors I'm thankful for all of you!
Take a moment to reflect and ground yourself in what you're thankful for.
The people and things we love will help give us the strength to fight for what's right!
Share yours below!
This year has been awful, but in spite of the horrors I'm thankful for all of you!
Take a moment to reflect and ground yourself in what you're thankful for.
The people and things we love will help give us the strength to fight for what's right!
Share yours below!
Sega should do a 3D remake of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles with the Adventure formula. Sonic 3&K lends itself so well to the Adventure formula, and it feels like a wide story that could be more vivid if told in a modern way.
November 27, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Sega should do a 3D remake of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles with the Adventure formula. Sonic 3&K lends itself so well to the Adventure formula, and it feels like a wide story that could be more vivid if told in a modern way.
Reversible cover art on Sonic the Hedgehog games will always be amazing.
November 27, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Reversible cover art on Sonic the Hedgehog games will always be amazing.
Transformers haul. EarthSpark Arcee and Megatron, plus the Studio Series TFTM Bumblebee.
November 26, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Transformers haul. EarthSpark Arcee and Megatron, plus the Studio Series TFTM Bumblebee.
My controversial opinion on The Legend of Zelda? I think that Ocarina of Time is not that good of a game as people like to claim. It was once a great game, but has aged poorly.
November 25, 2024 at 12:19 PM
My controversial opinion on The Legend of Zelda? I think that Ocarina of Time is not that good of a game as people like to claim. It was once a great game, but has aged poorly.
“Guns don’t kill, people kill.”
May I introduce you to Megatron?
May I introduce you to Megatron?
a cartoon drawing of a robot holding a large weapon
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November 24, 2024 at 5:41 PM
“Guns don’t kill, people kill.”
May I introduce you to Megatron?
May I introduce you to Megatron?
Another game, another loss for the habs. ☹️
Habs Montrealcanadiens GIF
Alt: The habs being flushed down the toilet, like my hopes and dreams
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November 24, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Another game, another loss for the habs. ☹️
If I had to take one shot for every time there was a Transformers episode about the end of the world, I’d be dead or blackout drunk.
a group of construction vehicles are parked on a grassy field
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November 22, 2024 at 4:29 PM
If I had to take one shot for every time there was a Transformers episode about the end of the world, I’d be dead or blackout drunk.
Every day, making fun of my friends gets more and more creative. And yet it gets more self referential, with running gags. It’s like it’s becoming a 3rd season of a tv show, where it finally has its established base, and it’s able to experiment off of that without straying too far from the formula.
November 20, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Every day, making fun of my friends gets more and more creative. And yet it gets more self referential, with running gags. It’s like it’s becoming a 3rd season of a tv show, where it finally has its established base, and it’s able to experiment off of that without straying too far from the formula.
Rewatching The #Transformers (1984), and I have a hot take on season one: Countdown To Extinction should have been a 4th part to The Ultimate Doom. It serves the same storyline, and it is only missing appearances from Spike and his dad Sparkplug. It wouldn’t be anything harmful to the budget even!
November 18, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Rewatching The #Transformers (1984), and I have a hot take on season one: Countdown To Extinction should have been a 4th part to The Ultimate Doom. It serves the same storyline, and it is only missing appearances from Spike and his dad Sparkplug. It wouldn’t be anything harmful to the budget even!
The only consistently enjoyable part of SNL is Weekend Update, which has a different production crew and only 2 cast members from the main series, so it shouldn’t even count.
two men in suits and ties are sitting at a desk with a snl logo on the wall behind them
Alt: Colin Jost (left) and Michael Che (right), the current hosts (as of 2024) of Weekend Update, an extended reoccurring segment on NBC’s Saturday Night Live.
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November 17, 2024 at 6:06 AM
The only consistently enjoyable part of SNL is Weekend Update, which has a different production crew and only 2 cast members from the main series, so it shouldn’t even count.
I am trying to make it through an episode of Saturday Night Live, yet it is so painfully unfunny for a lot of the sketches. A lot of the humor misses the mark, and feels like an attempt at staying relevant in the current world. I would stop watching, but I have hope for the episode to improve.
November 17, 2024 at 4:58 AM
I am trying to make it through an episode of Saturday Night Live, yet it is so painfully unfunny for a lot of the sketches. A lot of the humor misses the mark, and feels like an attempt at staying relevant in the current world. I would stop watching, but I have hope for the episode to improve.
The plot to the Lorax movie is literally this.
November 15, 2024 at 11:08 PM
The plot to the Lorax movie is literally this.
I finally get what Facebook moms get when they use minion memes.
November 15, 2024 at 1:46 AM
I finally get what Facebook moms get when they use minion memes.
Learning stuff about one of your exes from your current relationship makes you realize two things:
1.) You have a small circle of friends
2.) That ex wasn’t as open with things as you are
1.) You have a small circle of friends
2.) That ex wasn’t as open with things as you are
November 14, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Learning stuff about one of your exes from your current relationship makes you realize two things:
1.) You have a small circle of friends
2.) That ex wasn’t as open with things as you are
1.) You have a small circle of friends
2.) That ex wasn’t as open with things as you are