piper :)
@atroemartian.bsky.social
frankenstein’s monster’s wife’s girlfriend. worryingly fond of fictional child murderers
gird your loins you nazi fucks
she/her 23
gird your loins you nazi fucks
she/her 23
Bugs Bunny, holding a free-standing door that in to the Chicago river: Over here Mr. ICE Agents! Right through here! A trove of innocent people!
*a single file line of ICE agents going hup-hup walk off the and fall in to the Chicago river*
Bugs Bunny: Where's Dave Matthews when you need him, huh?
*a single file line of ICE agents going hup-hup walk off the and fall in to the Chicago river*
Bugs Bunny: Where's Dave Matthews when you need him, huh?
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Bugs Bunny, holding a free-standing door that in to the Chicago river: Over here Mr. ICE Agents! Right through here! A trove of innocent people!
*a single file line of ICE agents going hup-hup walk off the and fall in to the Chicago river*
Bugs Bunny: Where's Dave Matthews when you need him, huh?
*a single file line of ICE agents going hup-hup walk off the and fall in to the Chicago river*
Bugs Bunny: Where's Dave Matthews when you need him, huh?
Reposted by piper :)
September 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
need absolute super moby dick of asap actually @joshuawilliamson.bsky.social please do this post haste #absolutedc #absolutecomics #losh #superman
peter david was the funniest guy
September 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
peter david was the funniest guy
this is what kevin sorbo looks like to me
September 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
this is what kevin sorbo looks like to me
absolute quagmire #dccomics #absolutebatman
September 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
absolute quagmire #dccomics #absolutebatman
September 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Cosmic #MarvelComics is this
Adam Warlock: I should kms
Silver Surfer: I should kms
Thanos: I should kill everything
Eros: I should fuck everything
Moondragon: My chud dad won’t stop playing sax at 2am
Quasar: Cmon Mak we gotta help Geep Glorp get an apartment! Also I should kms!
Rick Jones:
Adam Warlock: I should kms
Silver Surfer: I should kms
Thanos: I should kill everything
Eros: I should fuck everything
Moondragon: My chud dad won’t stop playing sax at 2am
Quasar: Cmon Mak we gotta help Geep Glorp get an apartment! Also I should kms!
Rick Jones:
September 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Cosmic #MarvelComics is this
Adam Warlock: I should kms
Silver Surfer: I should kms
Thanos: I should kill everything
Eros: I should fuck everything
Moondragon: My chud dad won’t stop playing sax at 2am
Quasar: Cmon Mak we gotta help Geep Glorp get an apartment! Also I should kms!
Rick Jones:
Adam Warlock: I should kms
Silver Surfer: I should kms
Thanos: I should kill everything
Eros: I should fuck everything
Moondragon: My chud dad won’t stop playing sax at 2am
Quasar: Cmon Mak we gotta help Geep Glorp get an apartment! Also I should kms!
Rick Jones:
“Now maybe you can explain this to me Ginger Cool since your a massive fucking nerd but why didn’t those little dudes just take the giant ducks to the volcano.”
September 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“Now maybe you can explain this to me Ginger Cool since your a massive fucking nerd but why didn’t those little dudes just take the giant ducks to the volcano.”
@denizcamp.bsky.social @javierrodriguez.bsky.social #absolutedc #absoluteuniverse #dccomics #absolutemartianmanhunter #martianmanhunter
September 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
average drax and mar-vell interaction #marvel #captainmarvel
July 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
average drax and mar-vell interaction #marvel #captainmarvel
I’m so glad the universal reaction to #mrterrific in #superman has been so positive. he really is the coolest motherfucker
July 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I’m so glad the universal reaction to #mrterrific in #superman has been so positive. he really is the coolest motherfucker
July 13, 2025 at 11:50 AM
it’s all about pepsi, man
July 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
it’s all about pepsi, man
WENDELL I DESIRE CHOCCY MILK WENDELL
June 25, 2025 at 10:06 AM
WENDELL I DESIRE CHOCCY MILK WENDELL
me when i’m dying of tuberculosis: oh my god this is so kafkaesque
June 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
me when i’m dying of tuberculosis: oh my god this is so kafkaesque
in the penal colony is wild
June 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
in the penal colony is wild
lian harper is always correct
March 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
lian harper is always correct
you heard the princess!
March 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
you heard the princess!
inavders play monopoly
March 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
inavders play monopoly
daredevil born again finale leak
March 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
daredevil born again finale leak