Ashlie Hammond
@ashliehammond.bsky.social
She/her Writer, maker, crafter, and gamer. Too old to drink coffee before bed, but still young enough to be mad about it.
Wow. Just passed a FedEx Truck on the highway fully engulfed in flames on the way to dinner.
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Wow. Just passed a FedEx Truck on the highway fully engulfed in flames on the way to dinner.
So this year at #DragonCon we started a new tradition and watched the parade live while vending in the AA. Turns out DragonCon TV access is really affordable and we’re totally getting it every year now.
September 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
So this year at #DragonCon we started a new tradition and watched the parade live while vending in the AA. Turns out DragonCon TV access is really affordable and we’re totally getting it every year now.
Is @monkeyminion.com prepping for #DragonCon by making even more Borbs for his Summer of the Borbs? Yes. Is the lack of sleep showing? Also yes.
August 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Is @monkeyminion.com prepping for #DragonCon by making even more Borbs for his Summer of the Borbs? Yes. Is the lack of sleep showing? Also yes.
Hello Gencon you beautiful beast! Dodge the crowds and say hi if you can while @monkeyminion.com and I are still almost able to communicate!
canmonkeyminion.com
July 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hello Gencon you beautiful beast! Dodge the crowds and say hi if you can while @monkeyminion.com and I are still almost able to communicate!
Are we bagging a new print in the hotel room before GenCon starts tomorrow? You bet we are! (Booth number 2831.)
July 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Are we bagging a new print in the hotel room before GenCon starts tomorrow? You bet we are! (Booth number 2831.)
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I decided to make a villain (invasive species). I named this spotted lanternfly Sephiroth after a fellow evil beauty🖤
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#spottedlanternfly #insect #entomology #invasivespecies
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#spottedlanternfly #insect #entomology #invasivespecies
June 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I decided to make a villain (invasive species). I named this spotted lanternfly Sephiroth after a fellow evil beauty🖤
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#spottedlanternfly #insect #entomology #invasivespecies
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#spottedlanternfly #insect #entomology #invasivespecies
I actually talked to a real person in my Rep’s office! I was so shocked, I almost hung up. 😂
(Call your congress people.)
(Call your congress people.)
May 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I actually talked to a real person in my Rep’s office! I was so shocked, I almost hung up. 😂
(Call your congress people.)
(Call your congress people.)
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Serious question. Kristi Noem was pictured with a Rolex in El Salvador, and got 3k in cash stolen.
She has been on a govt salary for years.
Something aint right
She has been on a govt salary for years.
Something aint right
April 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Serious question. Kristi Noem was pictured with a Rolex in El Salvador, and got 3k in cash stolen.
She has been on a govt salary for years.
Something aint right
She has been on a govt salary for years.
Something aint right
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April 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Today’s post cards to my Congress people are a reminder that the Constitution requires due process for everyone and respecting that protects everyone - including citizens.
April 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Today’s post cards to my Congress people are a reminder that the Constitution requires due process for everyone and respecting that protects everyone - including citizens.
I used to purposefully make calls to my Congress people after office hours because I hate talking to people on the phone. Lately I’ve been trying to actually speak to someone during the day and they aren’t answering the phone.
April 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I used to purposefully make calls to my Congress people after office hours because I hate talking to people on the phone. Lately I’ve been trying to actually speak to someone during the day and they aren’t answering the phone.
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Support the USPS 💙
April 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Support the USPS 💙
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There’s many reasons why we (ecologists, conservation biologists) are pissed about the GMO gray wolves.
April 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
There’s many reasons why we (ecologists, conservation biologists) are pissed about the GMO gray wolves.
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#NEW: The House has also voted to overturn the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau's rule limiting overdraft fees to $5.
217-211. All yay votes were GOP, 1 GOP plus all voting Dems were nay.
The big banks won. Regular people lost.
217-211. All yay votes were GOP, 1 GOP plus all voting Dems were nay.
The big banks won. Regular people lost.
ICYMI: The Senate today voted 52-48 to overturn the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau's rule limiting overdraft fees to $5. Score one for those plucky big banks and predatory fees!
All Democrats and Josh Hawley voted no.
Bill headed to the House. @5calls.org script @ 5calls.org/issue/overdr...
All Democrats and Josh Hawley voted no.
Bill headed to the House. @5calls.org script @ 5calls.org/issue/overdr...
Senate votes to overturn CFPB overdraft rule, in new blow for agency
The vote comes as the consumer bureau, long a target of Republicans’ ire, is facing dramatic cuts by the Trump administration.
www.politico.com
April 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
#NEW: The House has also voted to overturn the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau's rule limiting overdraft fees to $5.
217-211. All yay votes were GOP, 1 GOP plus all voting Dems were nay.
The big banks won. Regular people lost.
217-211. All yay votes were GOP, 1 GOP plus all voting Dems were nay.
The big banks won. Regular people lost.
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okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
April 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
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Hey, everyone! We’re Adobe and we’re here to connect creatives to createry so they can create and be flying about like petals on the wind in a magical creative land of creative creatingness!
Reading this tweet costs you $578 and a convenience fee of $725 annually! Get fucked! Haha!
Yours,
Adobe
Reading this tweet costs you $578 and a convenience fee of $725 annually! Get fucked! Haha!
Yours,
Adobe
April 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hey, everyone! We’re Adobe and we’re here to connect creatives to createry so they can create and be flying about like petals on the wind in a magical creative land of creative creatingness!
Reading this tweet costs you $578 and a convenience fee of $725 annually! Get fucked! Haha!
Yours,
Adobe
Reading this tweet costs you $578 and a convenience fee of $725 annually! Get fucked! Haha!
Yours,
Adobe
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if I come out of this actually having been forced to understand the stock market, I'm going to be so fucking pissed
April 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
if I come out of this actually having been forced to understand the stock market, I'm going to be so fucking pissed
Tonight’s post cards to my Congress people are about social security offices and a reminder that my fellow Kansans in rural areas must have access to them.
(The calls were about tariffs. Because I’m not going to stop calling until they do their jobs.)
(The calls were about tariffs. Because I’m not going to stop calling until they do their jobs.)
April 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Tonight’s post cards to my Congress people are about social security offices and a reminder that my fellow Kansans in rural areas must have access to them.
(The calls were about tariffs. Because I’m not going to stop calling until they do their jobs.)
(The calls were about tariffs. Because I’m not going to stop calling until they do their jobs.)
Tonight’s phone calls were about tariffs, but this time I was able to thank Sen. Moran for joining Sen Grassley and ask my other Sen and Rep to show similar leadership and concern for Kansans.
April 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Tonight’s phone calls were about tariffs, but this time I was able to thank Sen. Moran for joining Sen Grassley and ask my other Sen and Rep to show similar leadership and concern for Kansans.
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your anger is warranted because all of this was avoidable.
April 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
your anger is warranted because all of this was avoidable.
Guess who just found a roll of 100 post card stamps in the back of a drawer? My Congress people best get used to hearing from me.
April 7, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Guess who just found a roll of 100 post card stamps in the back of a drawer? My Congress people best get used to hearing from me.
Being a night owl means that before I go to bed I can leave a politely angry message about tariffs for each of my Congress people at their DC office. Happy Monday.
April 7, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Being a night owl means that before I go to bed I can leave a politely angry message about tariffs for each of my Congress people at their DC office. Happy Monday.