Ashley Sheridan
@ashleysheridan.bsky.social
Educator, mom, reader, crocheter, reformed theater kid, Pagan, New Englander, alto, Gen X.
Trying to move more of my dollars away from Amazon so yesterday I actually went shopping.
Joanns - People sad over the closing, giving project advice, helping each other find stuff. Ulta was just women giving advice and compliments in every aisle.
I needed the reminder that not everyone is trash.
Joanns - People sad over the closing, giving project advice, helping each other find stuff. Ulta was just women giving advice and compliments in every aisle.
I needed the reminder that not everyone is trash.
May 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Trying to move more of my dollars away from Amazon so yesterday I actually went shopping.
Joanns - People sad over the closing, giving project advice, helping each other find stuff. Ulta was just women giving advice and compliments in every aisle.
I needed the reminder that not everyone is trash.
Joanns - People sad over the closing, giving project advice, helping each other find stuff. Ulta was just women giving advice and compliments in every aisle.
I needed the reminder that not everyone is trash.
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Hot girl summers include doing your local library’s summer reading challenge, btw
May 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hot girl summers include doing your local library’s summer reading challenge, btw
Just a reminder that habeas corpus isn’t just some obscure legal term in Latin, it’s literally the only thing standing between you and being thrown in a dark hole for the rest of your life.
May 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Just a reminder that habeas corpus isn’t just some obscure legal term in Latin, it’s literally the only thing standing between you and being thrown in a dark hole for the rest of your life.
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here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘
April 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘
This semester I switched from reading intervention, to math intervention.
My hill to die on? These kids are getting 3-minute math fact drills, every damn day. On paper. Every operation. Fifty problems at a time.
What I never anticipated? THEY LOVE IT.
My hill to die on? These kids are getting 3-minute math fact drills, every damn day. On paper. Every operation. Fifty problems at a time.
What I never anticipated? THEY LOVE IT.
April 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This semester I switched from reading intervention, to math intervention.
My hill to die on? These kids are getting 3-minute math fact drills, every damn day. On paper. Every operation. Fifty problems at a time.
What I never anticipated? THEY LOVE IT.
My hill to die on? These kids are getting 3-minute math fact drills, every damn day. On paper. Every operation. Fifty problems at a time.
What I never anticipated? THEY LOVE IT.
This really puts that “reply all” mishap where you cc’d your coworker in a bitch rant about your coworker in perspective
March 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This really puts that “reply all” mishap where you cc’d your coworker in a bitch rant about your coworker in perspective
Watching “The Electric State” and I am flabbergasted at how over-talented and under-utilized this cast is.
You have Giancarlo Goddamn Esposito and Stanley Fucking Tucci sharing a screen together, and you made your “stars” Chris Pratt and Millie Bobbie Brown???? WTAF?
You have Giancarlo Goddamn Esposito and Stanley Fucking Tucci sharing a screen together, and you made your “stars” Chris Pratt and Millie Bobbie Brown???? WTAF?
March 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Watching “The Electric State” and I am flabbergasted at how over-talented and under-utilized this cast is.
You have Giancarlo Goddamn Esposito and Stanley Fucking Tucci sharing a screen together, and you made your “stars” Chris Pratt and Millie Bobbie Brown???? WTAF?
You have Giancarlo Goddamn Esposito and Stanley Fucking Tucci sharing a screen together, and you made your “stars” Chris Pratt and Millie Bobbie Brown???? WTAF?
Leslie Knope warned us #ParadiseHulu
a woman in a black suit is talking to a man in a library .
ALT: a woman in a black suit is talking to a man in a library .
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March 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Leslie Knope warned us #ParadiseHulu
As the mom of a boy whose shirt drawer looks like this, I am BEGGING schools to stop with “Spirit Days” that are all, “Wear Purple!” “Dress in crazy patterns!” “Dress like a teacher!”
For the love of god, when can we get a “Wear Neutrals Day”?!?
For the love of god, when can we get a “Wear Neutrals Day”?!?
March 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
As the mom of a boy whose shirt drawer looks like this, I am BEGGING schools to stop with “Spirit Days” that are all, “Wear Purple!” “Dress in crazy patterns!” “Dress like a teacher!”
For the love of god, when can we get a “Wear Neutrals Day”?!?
For the love of god, when can we get a “Wear Neutrals Day”?!?
If you’re participating in the economic blackout tomorrow, please make an exception for small, locally owned businesses.
Every dollar you can shift from Amazon and Target to a mom-and-pop is a dollar that isn’t going into Trump’s pocket, but is strengthening your community instead.
Every dollar you can shift from Amazon and Target to a mom-and-pop is a dollar that isn’t going into Trump’s pocket, but is strengthening your community instead.
February 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If you’re participating in the economic blackout tomorrow, please make an exception for small, locally owned businesses.
Every dollar you can shift from Amazon and Target to a mom-and-pop is a dollar that isn’t going into Trump’s pocket, but is strengthening your community instead.
Every dollar you can shift from Amazon and Target to a mom-and-pop is a dollar that isn’t going into Trump’s pocket, but is strengthening your community instead.
Students begged me to let them watch a movie while they did their work. “We can multitask!”
Baby, you can’t even unitask.
Baby, you can’t even unitask.
February 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Students begged me to let them watch a movie while they did their work. “We can multitask!”
Baby, you can’t even unitask.
Baby, you can’t even unitask.
Valentines Day in a middle school is the most chaotic combination of sugar and drama since Willy Wonka nerfed those kids
February 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Valentines Day in a middle school is the most chaotic combination of sugar and drama since Willy Wonka nerfed those kids
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Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl performance is why funding arts and humanities matters. We have Kendrick because his teacher introduced him to poetry and writing.
February 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl performance is why funding arts and humanities matters. We have Kendrick because his teacher introduced him to poetry and writing.
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Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
Enjoying what’s probably my last bowl of strawberries for a long long time
February 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Enjoying what’s probably my last bowl of strawberries for a long long time
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Robert Kennedy said if he had a time
machine he would go back and stop his kids from getting their vaccine shots. Really, Robert? Those are the shots you would stop in the past when it comes to your family?
machine he would go back and stop his kids from getting their vaccine shots. Really, Robert? Those are the shots you would stop in the past when it comes to your family?
January 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Robert Kennedy said if he had a time
machine he would go back and stop his kids from getting their vaccine shots. Really, Robert? Those are the shots you would stop in the past when it comes to your family?
machine he would go back and stop his kids from getting their vaccine shots. Really, Robert? Those are the shots you would stop in the past when it comes to your family?
Having to do my mandated Sexual Harassment training today was… interesting.
“Federal law prohibits…”
Not anymore it doesn’t!
“The EEOC protects…”
Does it though?
“Title IX guarantees…”
I’m just gonna stop you right there.
“Federal law prohibits…”
Not anymore it doesn’t!
“The EEOC protects…”
Does it though?
“Title IX guarantees…”
I’m just gonna stop you right there.
January 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Having to do my mandated Sexual Harassment training today was… interesting.
“Federal law prohibits…”
Not anymore it doesn’t!
“The EEOC protects…”
Does it though?
“Title IX guarantees…”
I’m just gonna stop you right there.
“Federal law prohibits…”
Not anymore it doesn’t!
“The EEOC protects…”
Does it though?
“Title IX guarantees…”
I’m just gonna stop you right there.
Reposted by Ashley Sheridan
I tried the whole “stab it strangle it rip out its guts” method of teaching my middle schoolers to crochet.
Pretty sure they’re gonna turn me in to Dateline later.
Pretty sure they’re gonna turn me in to Dateline later.
January 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I tried the whole “stab it strangle it rip out its guts” method of teaching my middle schoolers to crochet.
Pretty sure they’re gonna turn me in to Dateline later.
Pretty sure they’re gonna turn me in to Dateline later.
Literally the only thing I missed about living with my ex was that he got the knots out of my back, you know the ones under the shoulder blade.
Today I figured out how to prop one of these bad boys into the couch cushion so I could go to town on those knots, and WHEW! Single life is 100% fulfilled
Today I figured out how to prop one of these bad boys into the couch cushion so I could go to town on those knots, and WHEW! Single life is 100% fulfilled
January 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Literally the only thing I missed about living with my ex was that he got the knots out of my back, you know the ones under the shoulder blade.
Today I figured out how to prop one of these bad boys into the couch cushion so I could go to town on those knots, and WHEW! Single life is 100% fulfilled
Today I figured out how to prop one of these bad boys into the couch cushion so I could go to town on those knots, and WHEW! Single life is 100% fulfilled
We all know why the inauguration’s really being held indoors, right?
a man in a suit and tie stands at a podium with the words this weird obsession with crowd sizes below him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands at a podium with the words this weird obsession with crowd sizes below him
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January 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
We all know why the inauguration’s really being held indoors, right?
I have switched exclusively to elastic-waist dress pants at work and it has been game changing.
Today I tried to wear regular jeans for the first time in months and DEAR GOD. What kind of sartorial torture device is this? 0/10
Today I tried to wear regular jeans for the first time in months and DEAR GOD. What kind of sartorial torture device is this? 0/10
January 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I have switched exclusively to elastic-waist dress pants at work and it has been game changing.
Today I tried to wear regular jeans for the first time in months and DEAR GOD. What kind of sartorial torture device is this? 0/10
Today I tried to wear regular jeans for the first time in months and DEAR GOD. What kind of sartorial torture device is this? 0/10
9yo is learning about facts vs. opinions in ELA. But today he told me he thinks there are actually 4 categories: facts (strawberries are fruit), opinions (strawberries are delicious), wrong opinions (strawberries are better than chocolate), and “AI facts” (‘strawberry’ has 2 Rs) 🤣
January 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
9yo is learning about facts vs. opinions in ELA. But today he told me he thinks there are actually 4 categories: facts (strawberries are fruit), opinions (strawberries are delicious), wrong opinions (strawberries are better than chocolate), and “AI facts” (‘strawberry’ has 2 Rs) 🤣