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ashlandian.bsky.social
@ashlandian.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 GenX. He/him. CT to MA, in NC now. Faves: Cats, New Wave, alt/indie music, baking, Buffy, Golden Girls, DWTS, Masked Singer, going to bed early.
Re: that chef-instructor who was also a health inspector. That guy was such a persnickety hard ass. He made me crazy then. Now, I hold that personality trait in the highest regard for a health inspector.
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
When I was in school, one of my chef-instructors was a health inspector on the side. He taught our food safety classes. So I have that perspective when I say: food workers. When you pick something up off the floor, or handle the trashcan or a broom, change your fucking gloves. Please.
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Trump bought Boeing bonds while rewarding the company billions in federal contracts.

He bought Intel bonds after directing the government to acquire a stake in the company.

He bought Meta bonds while pushing AI-friendly policy.

Trump isn’t governing — he’s cashing in.
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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MTG has been in Congress since 2020 & is resigning Jan 5, 2026. I just want to point out one thing.

She spent 5 years attacking the left & never feared for her life.

She spent 5 weeks mildly critiquing MAGA & the backlash is so severe she is resigning.

5 years vs 5 weeks. That says it all.
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Me: oh, that’s a nice watch. Maybe I should get that one.

[notices price] 😵
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’m a little worried about Zippy. He spent more time on my lap today than he did in the entirety of 2014. He stayed even after I told him I loved him. He usually runs away when I say that. Is he hanging with me because he’s elderly? Confused? Lost track of time?
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Also, water is wet.
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
There I was, when a hot guy walked in the door and I noticed his eyes meet mine — right as I put a piece of food in my mouth — food so hot it could’ve been served on the sun. I tried to look cool as tears ran down my face and I fumbled for the water. So yeah, there’s that.
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
As a gay man who lived through the AIDS epidemic, DADT/DOMA, and the marriage equality fight, I’ve known and felt bigotry and hatred on a deep and personal level. But what’s being shown to the immigrant community in Charlotte is on another level. Same hatred, but with masks and assault rifles.
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Tonight, I found some plant-based bratwurst in the back of the freezer from last year. I ate half of one, and that was that. Now my stomach hurts. Wonder what tonight’s dreams will be.
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Last night, I dreamed about a long ago coworker. In my dream he said “do you want to get married I’ll take care of everything” and I said sure. He walked up to me with a paper and said it’s done, I’m going to bed and I got us a son. And there was a six year old. I said “well done” and that was that.
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hang the fuck on. There’s a Matt Gaetz show?!?! Who the literal fuck would watch that clown.
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Omg. For the win.
November 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.”

@mediaite.com #GA14
www.mediaite.com/media/news/m...
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Tonight, I watched Star Trek Into Darkness, and even though it was free, I’d still like my money back.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Also, Tom was robbed.
The first Friday without a Great British Bak Off episode just feels…I don’t know, empty I guess. I feel like I miss my friends.
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The first Friday without a Great British Bak Off episode just feels…I don’t know, empty I guess. I feel like I miss my friends.
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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This has a whole lot of “OJ looking for the real killer” energy
he’s crashing out
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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They’re all just looting the treasury now
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Every day around 2 pm, Zippy wakes up from his Big Nap and comes for a cuddle. That sunbeam must’ve been extra warm today because he didn’t show up until 2:45. Cuddle accomplished, he’s now gone to have something to eat.
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM