@ashlandian.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 GenX. He/him. CT to MA, in NC now. Faves: Cats, New Wave, alt/indie music, baking, Buffy, Golden Girls, DWTS, Masked Singer, going to bed early.
Every day around 2 pm, Zippy wakes up from his Big Nap and comes for a cuddle. That sunbeam must’ve been extra warm today because he didn’t show up until 2:45. Cuddle accomplished, he’s now gone to have something to eat.
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Every day around 2 pm, Zippy wakes up from his Big Nap and comes for a cuddle. That sunbeam must’ve been extra warm today because he didn’t show up until 2:45. Cuddle accomplished, he’s now gone to have something to eat.
Quote with a 10/10 album.
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Quote with a 10/10 album.
Do you see how his butt is near my face. That makes his gas attack so delightful. I never knew cats could fart so much until he reached his elder years.
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Do you see how his butt is near my face. That makes his gas attack so delightful. I never knew cats could fart so much until he reached his elder years.
I can’t decide if this should be my rap name or my drag name. Either way, I’m locked in.
October 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I can’t decide if this should be my rap name or my drag name. Either way, I’m locked in.
My bossy girl deciding that there WILL be cuddling.
October 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My bossy girl deciding that there WILL be cuddling.
Let's see your Wednesday face...
October 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Let's see your Wednesday face...
Tell me again how racism is over, in the past, we all have the same opportunities now…
October 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Tell me again how racism is over, in the past, we all have the same opportunities now…
October 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
No one can tell me I’m an asshole without saying a single word quite like Zippy.
October 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
No one can tell me I’m an asshole without saying a single word quite like Zippy.
There’s always a grift.
Fucking over the US farmers to provide a gift to a billionaire buddy. So on point for this administration
Fucking over the US farmers to provide a gift to a billionaire buddy. So on point for this administration
September 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
There’s always a grift.
Fucking over the US farmers to provide a gift to a billionaire buddy. So on point for this administration
Fucking over the US farmers to provide a gift to a billionaire buddy. So on point for this administration
Get Kimmel back on the air.
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Get Kimmel back on the air.
I’ve been listening to a lot of ABBA. Perfect soundtrack for very stressful times and a workday dance break. Then I see they just achieved 1,000,000,000 streams. Was it me?! Did I push ABBA over the billion mark? It might’ve been!
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Indeed…
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Indeed…
September 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I’ve been listening to a lot of ABBA. Perfect soundtrack for very stressful times and a workday dance break. Then I see they just achieved 1,000,000,000 streams. Was it me?! Did I push ABBA over the billion mark? It might’ve been!
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Indeed…
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Indeed…
Cracks me up that they kept this little one in the intro to Great British Baking Show. Same little one every season. She must be 35 years old by now.
September 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Cracks me up that they kept this little one in the intro to Great British Baking Show. Same little one every season. She must be 35 years old by now.
There are some voices so beautiful, I just have to stop what I’m doing to soak them in.
Today’s stunner: Linda Ronstadt
Today’s stunner: Linda Ronstadt
September 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
There are some voices so beautiful, I just have to stop what I’m doing to soak them in.
Today’s stunner: Linda Ronstadt
Today’s stunner: Linda Ronstadt
These two must be sweating right now. Don’t ever let anyone tell you your vote doesn’t count.
September 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
These two must be sweating right now. Don’t ever let anyone tell you your vote doesn’t count.
Watching Leanne. Tim Daly has to be the hottest 69 year old on the planet
September 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Watching Leanne. Tim Daly has to be the hottest 69 year old on the planet
Came upon an ancient rerun of Match Game.
Charles: “where’d you get that jacket?”
Gene: “a club”
Charles: “an S&M club?”
So you see kids, people knew how to have a good time back in the 1970s. Also, TV was more fun.
Charles: “where’d you get that jacket?”
Gene: “a club”
Charles: “an S&M club?”
So you see kids, people knew how to have a good time back in the 1970s. Also, TV was more fun.
September 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Came upon an ancient rerun of Match Game.
Charles: “where’d you get that jacket?”
Gene: “a club”
Charles: “an S&M club?”
So you see kids, people knew how to have a good time back in the 1970s. Also, TV was more fun.
Charles: “where’d you get that jacket?”
Gene: “a club”
Charles: “an S&M club?”
So you see kids, people knew how to have a good time back in the 1970s. Also, TV was more fun.
I knew I was gay before Remington Steele hit the airwaves but when it did…oh my god. It’s a wonder my hormones didn’t cause me to spontaneously combust.
August 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I knew I was gay before Remington Steele hit the airwaves but when it did…oh my god. It’s a wonder my hormones didn’t cause me to spontaneously combust.
The face of a cat who just got sick and is watching her human clean it up. She wants cuddles now.
August 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The face of a cat who just got sick and is watching her human clean it up. She wants cuddles now.
No matter how fast I am with putting clean sheets on the bed, she’s faster.
August 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
No matter how fast I am with putting clean sheets on the bed, she’s faster.
Our bedtime routine:
- I brush my teeth and climb into bed
- he hops up and lies down next to me
- I reach over to pet him
- he questions and rues his life decisions (“what am I doing with my lives? Has it come to this?”). Also glares at me because he hates Crest-breath
- I brush my teeth and climb into bed
- he hops up and lies down next to me
- I reach over to pet him
- he questions and rues his life decisions (“what am I doing with my lives? Has it come to this?”). Also glares at me because he hates Crest-breath
August 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Our bedtime routine:
- I brush my teeth and climb into bed
- he hops up and lies down next to me
- I reach over to pet him
- he questions and rues his life decisions (“what am I doing with my lives? Has it come to this?”). Also glares at me because he hates Crest-breath
- I brush my teeth and climb into bed
- he hops up and lies down next to me
- I reach over to pet him
- he questions and rues his life decisions (“what am I doing with my lives? Has it come to this?”). Also glares at me because he hates Crest-breath
These targeted ads can go fuck themselves.
July 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
These targeted ads can go fuck themselves.
