AshenSwift
@ashenswift.bsky.social
Shortbread Cookie, WarFrame Addict, Cat Lover, Anime Enthusiast. Apagender, any pronouns, polyarmorus, 35yo.
Warning: ADHD shitposts and unhinged thoughts.
PFP: @lotusenta.gay
Warning: ADHD shitposts and unhinged thoughts.
PFP: @lotusenta.gay
Politics.
Should be: "Which area needs improvement for the betterment of the nation and citizens?"
Is: "What's in your pants? What's your skin tone?"
Where the fuck are we even going anymore.
Should be: "Which area needs improvement for the betterment of the nation and citizens?"
Is: "What's in your pants? What's your skin tone?"
Where the fuck are we even going anymore.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Politics.
Should be: "Which area needs improvement for the betterment of the nation and citizens?"
Is: "What's in your pants? What's your skin tone?"
Where the fuck are we even going anymore.
Should be: "Which area needs improvement for the betterment of the nation and citizens?"
Is: "What's in your pants? What's your skin tone?"
Where the fuck are we even going anymore.
TIL DoorDash delivery drivers undervalue themselves. Like, I've befriended some of them and they'll do some extra-curricular deliveries for me if I ask politely (always do), and when I pay them properly for their time, they tell me I give them too much. My standard is minimum wage ($15/hr).
October 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
TIL DoorDash delivery drivers undervalue themselves. Like, I've befriended some of them and they'll do some extra-curricular deliveries for me if I ask politely (always do), and when I pay them properly for their time, they tell me I give them too much. My standard is minimum wage ($15/hr).
Reposted by AshenSwift
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
WASHINGTON—As they called attention to his alarmingly sallow complexion and rapidly deteriorating brain function, White House officials sought to quell speculation Monday over the bruising on Presiden...
theonion.com
August 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
Randomly reminded of the fact that to this day I still cannot grasp the usage of semicolons in English writing. (specified cause I know the code nerds out there gonna hit me if I don't. XD)
August 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Randomly reminded of the fact that to this day I still cannot grasp the usage of semicolons in English writing. (specified cause I know the code nerds out there gonna hit me if I don't. XD)
@lotusenta.gay to me:
"You're a carpenters wet dream, flat as a board, and easy to screw."
My reply:
"Does that mean furries are a carpenters nightmare? All the wood is knotted."
"You're a carpenters wet dream, flat as a board, and easy to screw."
My reply:
"Does that mean furries are a carpenters nightmare? All the wood is knotted."
August 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
@lotusenta.gay to me:
"You're a carpenters wet dream, flat as a board, and easy to screw."
My reply:
"Does that mean furries are a carpenters nightmare? All the wood is knotted."
"You're a carpenters wet dream, flat as a board, and easy to screw."
My reply:
"Does that mean furries are a carpenters nightmare? All the wood is knotted."
Conversation summary with @lotusenta.gay
"It's 69 degrees outside."
"Nice."
"See, this is why we can't switch to celsius. Can't have 69 celsius outside and have it be nice."
"No, 69c is just dead. Though death by 69 doesn't sound terrible."
"It's 69 degrees outside."
"Nice."
"See, this is why we can't switch to celsius. Can't have 69 celsius outside and have it be nice."
"No, 69c is just dead. Though death by 69 doesn't sound terrible."
August 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Conversation summary with @lotusenta.gay
"It's 69 degrees outside."
"Nice."
"See, this is why we can't switch to celsius. Can't have 69 celsius outside and have it be nice."
"No, 69c is just dead. Though death by 69 doesn't sound terrible."
"It's 69 degrees outside."
"Nice."
"See, this is why we can't switch to celsius. Can't have 69 celsius outside and have it be nice."
"No, 69c is just dead. Though death by 69 doesn't sound terrible."
@bonnicula.bsky.social Hey Bonni, when're you planning on opening your new candy delivery + strippergram service? I heard it'll be called Bonni's Bonbons. XD <3
August 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
@bonnicula.bsky.social Hey Bonni, when're you planning on opening your new candy delivery + strippergram service? I heard it'll be called Bonni's Bonbons. XD <3
No context quote post for the lulz
SPREAD YOU SON OF A COCK
August 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
No context quote post for the lulz
Reposted by AshenSwift
I managed to hit my overall $500 goal for #VTvsICE at the last minute thanks to a generous last-minute donation today.
For my very first charity campaign, the fact that my community helped me raise this much for the ACLU was amazing. I am honored.
For my very first charity campaign, the fact that my community helped me raise this much for the ACLU was amazing. I am honored.
August 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I managed to hit my overall $500 goal for #VTvsICE at the last minute thanks to a generous last-minute donation today.
For my very first charity campaign, the fact that my community helped me raise this much for the ACLU was amazing. I am honored.
For my very first charity campaign, the fact that my community helped me raise this much for the ACLU was amazing. I am honored.
Help bully Lotus for charity. Just $100 and we can watch them eat spicy dill pickle goldfish, tell ICE to fuck off, and you can earn bonus art!
tiltify.com/@lotusenta/v...
tiltify.com/@lotusenta/v...
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We give you the tools to engage with your donors and raise more for your charity
tiltify.com
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Help bully Lotus for charity. Just $100 and we can watch them eat spicy dill pickle goldfish, tell ICE to fuck off, and you can earn bonus art!
tiltify.com/@lotusenta/v...
tiltify.com/@lotusenta/v...
If you think it'd be fire to be used like a cum dumpster, you might be a cumster fire.
If you burn grilled cheese, you might be a lunchster fire.
If you have heart burn, you have a tumster fire.
If cheese gives you heartburn, you have a meunster fire.
If you found these funny, you're a punster fire.
If you burn grilled cheese, you might be a lunchster fire.
If you have heart burn, you have a tumster fire.
If cheese gives you heartburn, you have a meunster fire.
If you found these funny, you're a punster fire.
July 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If you think it'd be fire to be used like a cum dumpster, you might be a cumster fire.
If you burn grilled cheese, you might be a lunchster fire.
If you have heart burn, you have a tumster fire.
If cheese gives you heartburn, you have a meunster fire.
If you found these funny, you're a punster fire.
If you burn grilled cheese, you might be a lunchster fire.
If you have heart burn, you have a tumster fire.
If cheese gives you heartburn, you have a meunster fire.
If you found these funny, you're a punster fire.
I guess Vshojo just learned the hard way...
*shades*
Why you don't fuck with the mouse.
*shades*
Why you don't fuck with the mouse.
July 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I guess Vshojo just learned the hard way...
*shades*
Why you don't fuck with the mouse.
*shades*
Why you don't fuck with the mouse.
Car conversations with @lotusenta.gay
Lotus: "I bet if Jesus was alive in the modern world, he'd be a suspiciously wealthy furry that commissions porn artists."
Lotus: "I bet if Jesus was alive in the modern world, he'd be a suspiciously wealthy furry that commissions porn artists."
July 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Car conversations with @lotusenta.gay
Lotus: "I bet if Jesus was alive in the modern world, he'd be a suspiciously wealthy furry that commissions porn artists."
Lotus: "I bet if Jesus was alive in the modern world, he'd be a suspiciously wealthy furry that commissions porn artists."
Y'ever build yerself a literal physical wall of "problems for later you"?
....send help.
....send help.
July 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Y'ever build yerself a literal physical wall of "problems for later you"?
....send help.
....send help.
Reposted by AshenSwift
Bad game design idea:
3D skill web. It's a skill sphere.
3D skill web. It's a skill sphere.
July 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Bad game design idea:
3D skill web. It's a skill sphere.
3D skill web. It's a skill sphere.
Reposted by AshenSwift
Here's a clip of @ashenswift.bsky.social having a reaction to just *smelling* the pickle balls.
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
June 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Here's a clip of @ashenswift.bsky.social having a reaction to just *smelling* the pickle balls.
What is my brain but a miserable pile of adhd?
July 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What is my brain but a miserable pile of adhd?
TFW being so tired and adhd that your brain start playing mad libs with your sentences
July 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
TFW being so tired and adhd that your brain start playing mad libs with your sentences
Reposted by AshenSwift
I got my goal of $300 for #VTvsICE.
I'm eating pickle balls.
June 27th, 8:30pm eastern.
FML.
twitch.tv/lotusenta
I'm eating pickle balls.
June 27th, 8:30pm eastern.
FML.
twitch.tv/lotusenta
June 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I got my goal of $300 for #VTvsICE.
I'm eating pickle balls.
June 27th, 8:30pm eastern.
FML.
twitch.tv/lotusenta
I'm eating pickle balls.
June 27th, 8:30pm eastern.
FML.
twitch.tv/lotusenta
Reposted by AshenSwift
My campaign for #VTvsICE is $16 away from our first milestone of $300. If I can get that today, I will be eating these hecking pickle balls tomorrow night live on stream with my facecam ON!
charity.lotusenta.gay to donate!
[ #vsky #vtuber #charity ]
charity.lotusenta.gay to donate!
[ #vsky #vtuber #charity ]
June 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My campaign for #VTvsICE is $16 away from our first milestone of $300. If I can get that today, I will be eating these hecking pickle balls tomorrow night live on stream with my facecam ON!
charity.lotusenta.gay to donate!
[ #vsky #vtuber #charity ]
charity.lotusenta.gay to donate!
[ #vsky #vtuber #charity ]
My one complaint about getting a Nissan: everyone still closes my car doors like it's a Jeep. Please be a little nicer to my vehicle...
June 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My one complaint about getting a Nissan: everyone still closes my car doors like it's a Jeep. Please be a little nicer to my vehicle...
In an infinite number of universes, there will always be a number of them where Massachusetts has conquered the world. In those, everyone is a Masshole.
This thought brought to you by ADHD. "What was I saying again?"
This thought brought to you by ADHD. "What was I saying again?"
June 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
In an infinite number of universes, there will always be a number of them where Massachusetts has conquered the world. In those, everyone is a Masshole.
This thought brought to you by ADHD. "What was I saying again?"
This thought brought to you by ADHD. "What was I saying again?"