AshenSwift
ashenswift.bsky.social
AshenSwift
@ashenswift.bsky.social
Shortbread Cookie, WarFrame Addict, Cat Lover, Anime Enthusiast. Apagender, any pronouns, polyarmorus, 35yo.
Warning: ADHD shitposts and unhinged thoughts.

PFP: @lotusenta.gay
And there it shall stay.
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Pretty sure a lot of people are waving around a piece of wood when vampires are present.....
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh man. That sucks. Yet another thing I grew up with. Thanks for teaching me.
November 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Wait, Tim Burton is on that list? I mean, I know Disney owns his shit and they're fuckin evil, but Tim himself too?
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Same
October 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I was sitting and planning on getting the game when I got paid, now the wait is going to be agonizing. Thanks. <3
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
>.<
October 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
TL;DR: Racism against inanimate objects is just image training for racism against people. Practicing a behavior reinforces it.
October 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Sooo, summary:
AI is bad, racism is bad, racism at AI is bad because it's based in real racism, being mean and calling AI shitty undercooked cashgrab shovelware is okay. I can work with those rules. XD
October 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Looks like a resprite of the Wolfenstein 3D mutants + death animation. Very appropriate.
September 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I was gonna mention the apagender flag, but there's seven flags and I'm apathetic toward all of them.
September 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
So does that mean that the bad goober spray bottle is leave in conditioner? XD
September 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I've long since learned that "if it's being discussed, there's a chance." So much bullshit that I was like "this will never fly" passed. >.>
September 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i do agree on that part. we're a condom's thickness from a second civil war, which i point out, the first one is also part of our political "heritage". something something past something something repeat it.
September 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Ducktor Eggman
September 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
*deep voice* uhmmm where the hell did these tits come from? How drunk was i last night?
September 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
well, if this next part is what everyone on bsky has been predicting all week, then it would be an unironic post? lol
September 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
reminds me of the bullshit patreon and some other sites pulled for one of my favorite h-games. the h-scenes can result in your partners having kids, start a family type, and the game got totally removed for being an adult game and having children in it.
September 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I don't usually wish ill of people... HOPE IT FUCKIN HAPPENS ON THE STAIRS AND HE LANDS FACE FIRST IN THE JANITOR BUCKET AND GOES CAREENING DOWN THE HALL AND THROUGH A FUCKIN WINDOW. *cough*
August 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
that's a shame. was seein yer posts and stuff and we was talkin about the show and hopin ya had a good time and wishin we coulda seen it. hope you get some good rest and the coffee is tasty in the mornin.
August 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Okay, that's a sexy af style tho
August 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM