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Ash
@ashdroid.bsky.social
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an Ash, but not actually a droid. Would like to be an asteroid when she grows up. Trans rights are human rights.

DC & WV -> Buffalo, NY -> Ontario

(@anAshdroid on twitter)
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It’s so nice that the dumb “AI” garbage always has a little ✨ icon so you can immediately know it’s useless nonsense.

Like, my Google tv is now trying to show ✨viewer reviews of movies✨, but it’s instead showing restaurant reviews??
A photo of a television screen that’s displaying info about the movie White Rabbit. It reads: White Rabbit 88% on Rotten Tomatoes Not Rated, Comedy, 2018, 1 hour 11 minutes. (There’s a twinkling star icon here) What it's about A Korean-American performance artist in Los Angeles struggles to be authentically heard through her ma... More (There’s a different twinkling star icon here) What people are saying Bunny (I think that was her name) provided excellent service. Attentive and friendly. Food was served qu... More Trailer. Watchlisted. 5 ways to watch. Watched it? Cast & Crew
October 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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of all the things in the world to get ads for…

*conveyor* lubrication??
A screenshot of a very plain and generic-looking web ad. It’s all text and reads: Browse Products Click link lubeonline.ca Conveyor Lubrication appliedlubrication.com Learn More >
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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is that Krang?
The villainous character Krang from the 1989 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tv series. He’s a brain-like creature, but he looks more like a glob of flesh-colored pudding with eyes and teeth and some shriveled little appendages.
October 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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The Face of Evil, for sure.
A photo of a television. The lower half of the screen shows the scheduled program information: Channel NBC News Now. Program: Dateline NBC, Season 24, Episode 25: The Face of Evil. The upper half of the screen shows Donald Trump speaking live at a memorial service in Glendale, Arizona.
September 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Honey bee in a sunflower field. Ontario, Canada.
A photograph of relatively small honey bee in the center of a fairly large sunflower. Behind it are dozens more sunflowers. Above, the sky is filled with dense grey clouds.
August 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Pretty cool that two of these arrived 20 minutes apart because 20 minutes is exactly how long it takes to get a baby to stop screaming after hearing one.
Phone screen shot of a notification of an emergency alert test. It says: Emergency Alert / Alerte D’Urgence This is a test of the Ontario Alert Ready System. There is no danger to your health or safety. If this was an actual emergency, you would now see instructions for protecting yourself. For more information about emergency alerts, please visit www.alertready.ca. / ll Ceci est un test du système En Alerte de l'Ontario. Il n'y a pas de danger pour votre santé ou votre sécurité. Si c'était une urgence réelle, vous verriez maintenant des instructions pour vous protéger. Pour en savoir plus sur les messages d'alerte, veuillez consulter www.enalerte.ca.
May 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Snuggling with my kiddo and listening to the Coachella stream, with a decaf espresso and oatmeal cookies made by my husband.

Couldn’t imagine a better night.
A close up photo of a dimly lit tiny baby hand that is obscuring a tiny baby’s sleeping face.
April 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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a Mud Monster 😡
that will crack a wheel on the first pothole it sees 🥺
A photo of a black lifted Chevy Avalanche (a large SUV with a pickup truck bed). It has very very thin wheels and tires. On the side of it near the back are decals that say “4 x 4” and “Mud Monster”.
November 30, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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I can’t believe I just got cursed by a fortune cookie.
A photo of the slip of paper from inside a fortune cookie. On the paper is the text “You will always live in interesting times. 9. 32. 35. 40. 43. 49.” and the logo of the manufacturer: Wings Food Products. The paper is resting on two small packets of soy sauce, which are also branded “Wings”. The background is a white quartz counter top.
November 23, 2024 at 5:52 PM