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Asey 🇳🇴
@asey.bsky.social
Scandi based ex tv, film and media top exec, now into politics, travelling, cooking and dogs. 🇳🇴
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Words to live by.

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📷 From Banksy FB
November 28, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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Dang. 🥴🫠🫠
December 11, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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December 12, 2024 at 7:26 AM
I hate that I keep checking Twitter to see what crazy sh*t is going on. Did you all close your accounts over there?
November 26, 2024 at 9:37 PM
November 26, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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If the GOP really cared about illegal immigration they would make hiring an illegal a 10 year mandatory minimum in prison. But they will never do that. The topic is just their shiny toy to wave in front of the ignorant.
November 22, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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Seen on the Internet:
November 16, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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Boss: know why I called you in here?

Me: because I accidentally sent you a dick pic

Boss *stops pouring 2 glasses of wine* accidentally?
November 12, 2024 at 8:58 PM
How are you all feeling about all the US nominations by #47? Laughing hysterically or crying in despair? #us #gov #trump #nomiationsfromhell
November 13, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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When i worked at @mmfa.bsky.social, we had a picture of Hegseth above the sink as a reminder to wash our hands
November 13, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I need some American grown up to explain to me if the US is doing anything at all to confirm the integrity of this election, and that all votes were accurately registered and counted.
November 10, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Covid, når det endelig er sol i Bergen!
October 1, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Whattodo when craving grilled cheese sandwich and only have parmesan which does not melt satisfyingly 🥹 #grilledcheese #desperation #cravings
October 14, 2023 at 8:33 PM
Noen som ser på #forræder#tv2 ?
Tom Egeland snakker så tregt at det er like før han velter. Episodene kunne vært ti minutt kortere med normalt taletempo 😂
October 13, 2023 at 10:33 AM
Sjukt morsomt 😂😂 x.com/thetobismith...
September 28, 2023 at 9:40 PM
Noen som har tatt pneumokokkvaksine (lungebetennelsesvaksinen) og fått vanvittig med utslett etter noen dager? Scratch scratch
September 22, 2023 at 5:31 PM
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Pisces: Stop saying you’re a water sign like it's a good thing, you're still a depressed mess.
September 17, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Høsttegn: tacolukten har erstattet grillukten i villastrøket
September 22, 2023 at 5:15 PM
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In case you're wondering why Ari Fleischer isn't live-tweeting 9/11, it's because he works for the Saudis now
Bush Press Secretary Ari Fleischer Retires Annual 9/11 Commemorative Tweets Months After Getting Hir...
For years, Ari Fleischer has recognized the anniversary of the September 11th terror attacks on Twitter by sharing his minute-by-minute recollection of the day, but announced this year he would be ret...
www.mediaite.com
September 11, 2023 at 4:19 PM
Har folk begynt å ta influensavaksinen allerede eller er det for tidlig? Nei takk til vaksinefornektere i kommentarfeltet.
September 6, 2023 at 1:15 PM
Word!
August 31, 2023 at 12:36 PM
40 min til #trump må melde seg i Georgia. 🙀
August 24, 2023 at 10:50 PM
August 17, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Har alle bestemt seg allerede for hva de skal stemme? Forrige kommunevalg bodde jeg i Oslo og stemte på Mdg - sjokka venner og meg selv faktisk etter å ha arvet forventningene om å stemme Høyre, og gjort dette lojalt i alle år. Mdg har gjort mye bra for Oslo. Men nå bor jeg i Asker, og vurderer V. 😜
August 17, 2023 at 10:44 AM
From the BBC clearing up my confusion «In the US, criminal defendants wait in a jail if they have been arrested, are awaiting trial without bail, or are serving a short sentence behind bars. Prisons are where criminals serve longer sentences after conviction.» #bbc
August 16, 2023 at 7:36 AM