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a seagull
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No relation to Johnathan Livingston.
how would people feel about making the in-flight safety video a sea shanty that everyone has to sing together (lyrics in the pamphlet in the seat back pocket)
November 27, 2024 at 11:11 PM
i always check my flight on the big board even if I could use my phone because it reminds me of back in the good old days

when a grubby youth in a pageboy cap barked out the departures and you'd have to slip him a nickel to hear yours quicker
November 27, 2024 at 5:45 PM
the failures of capitalism are laid bare when less than 48 hours before Thanksgiving dinner, Butterball is still advertising frozen turkies.

to what, eat half-thawed?
November 27, 2024 at 3:23 AM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social business pitch: ultra premium made-to-order duvets and duvet fillers with sleeves tailored to your shirt sizing
November 26, 2024 at 9:46 AM
you can tell the holiday season is here because the grocery stores have more than 2/10 checkout lanes staffed and open
November 26, 2024 at 1:49 AM
employers of the future will judge prospective hires' personality types based on exhibited behavioral characteristics in hours of recorded Balatro gameplay fed into an LLM
November 17, 2024 at 7:59 AM
ooh me, pick me
October 18, 2024 at 5:15 AM
normalize amateur anime fandubbing
October 18, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Reposted by a seagull
I’m seeing a lot of new bluesky signups so it’s time again to warn people about the cowboy. If you see posts from the cowboy, DO NOT interact with them. If the cowboy replies to you with “yeehaw” PLEASE don’t respond
October 17, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Would someone care to explain to me why I suddenly have 10+ new followers?
October 17, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Sigmoid male rule #9: always stay on your hindset. Always be chasing ass. Your network is your net twerk.
December 15, 2023 at 5:49 PM
initial commit
November 24, 2023 at 8:46 PM