a seagull
@aseagull.bsky.social
No relation to Johnathan Livingston.
Copypasta from... 2022? 2023? I can't tell what year it is anymore.
November 17, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Copypasta from... 2022? 2023? I can't tell what year it is anymore.
Everyone who has "french fry" in their name is on my radar and on notice.
November 17, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Everyone who has "french fry" in their name is on my radar and on notice.
No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been).
I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
November 17, 2024 at 1:16 AM
No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been).
I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
Please DO NOT announce to Bluesky when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a platform full of strangers would need to know that.
November 17, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Please DO NOT announce to Bluesky when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a platform full of strangers would need to know that.
i posted a nude and the cowboy commented yeehaw on it and i replied, am i cooked?
October 18, 2024 at 5:14 AM
i posted a nude and the cowboy commented yeehaw on it and i replied, am i cooked?
See, I never would have guessed. Thanks!
October 17, 2024 at 5:27 PM
See, I never would have guessed. Thanks!
Every human... and a seagull!
December 16, 2023 at 12:54 AM
Every human... and a seagull!
Well... In the movie Česky Sen (Czech Dream) the directors mount a massive advertising campaign for a hoax supermarket in post-Soviet Czechoslovakia.
It works a bit too well. Folks aren't happy when it turns out "there's nothing at the store".
It works a bit too well. Folks aren't happy when it turns out "there's nothing at the store".
December 15, 2023 at 5:54 PM
Well... In the movie Česky Sen (Czech Dream) the directors mount a massive advertising campaign for a hoax supermarket in post-Soviet Czechoslovakia.
It works a bit too well. Folks aren't happy when it turns out "there's nothing at the store".
It works a bit too well. Folks aren't happy when it turns out "there's nothing at the store".
Finally, a safer alternative to CrossFit!
December 15, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Finally, a safer alternative to CrossFit!