ascon.bsky.social
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I should say what my ongoing project is. I am implementing various cryptography related algorithms for my own fun and edification.

The code is here:
github.com/SymmetricCha...

The interactive webpage is here:
symmetricchaos.github.io
I don't think I've ever encountered C code for cryptography that did not repeatedly force me to ask "why the fuck would you even think to write it this way?".
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
@comiccontext.bsky.social Do you take submissions of comic book panels? Because I have a bunch.
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This is turning into a real internet outage not just a two hour blip.
October 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
@scryfall.com Someone on reddit recently found that searching for the regex o:/(can't(.|\n)*){3,}/ includes Alchemist's Gambit, a card that technically only contains "can't" once. Is this because cards with Cleave store multiple instances of the text?
August 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Reading a low level algorithm in Python is bad. Sadly the only other option I have is pure C++ header files.
July 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I love etymologies that terminate at "its the word for the thing". Like the English word "bronze" is apparently derived from various words that all mean "bronze".
June 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 05,1947
June 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm less interested in what Ukraine did to destroy all those bombers than I am in what Russia did to try and stop them. Is this really "unstoppable" or is just something where now you need guards with different equipment?
June 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
ITS ALIVE! My Skein implementation works!
I now possess them all: Keccack, JH, Groestl, BLAKE, and Skein. All the SHA-3 finalists!
April 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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МАУВЕ
THERE'S ANOTHER
COMIC STRIP BACK
OF THESE PANELS
April 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Tennis Balls xkcd.com/3080
April 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
With a working Threefish implementation I now am part way to having a working Skein implementation. Soon my collection of SHA-3 candidates will be complete.
April 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Why did the Skein hash function team define SO MANY fucking variants?
April 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Groestl is done! That is four out of five SHA-3 finalists in my collection now.
April 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 12,1947
April 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
With JH implemented I now have three of the five SHA-3 finalists! (Keccak, BLAKE, JH) Two more and the collection will be complete.

github.com/SymmetricCha...
crypto-gui/hashers/src at master · SymmetricChaos/crypto-gui
Contribute to SymmetricChaos/crypto-gui development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
April 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Trump ups to 104%
Xi ups to 84%

What a time to be alive.
April 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
lol 102% tarrifs
April 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Trump's massively damaging taxes are easily understood if you simply let go of the idea that Trump wants to improve the economy.
April 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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I forget, but I don’t forgive. I’m mad at someone, but no idea who
April 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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John Brown’s body: mouldering
His truth: soldiering as fuck
April: Not A Very Good Month For White Supremacists
April 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The Operations Room naturally has the best April Fools video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxFY...
Black Knight Squadron and Thunder Child Fight for their Independence Day
YouTube video by The Operations Room
www.youtube.com
April 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Nothing is as weird as getting an email about my rent from my landlord and finding out that they're inexplicably charging me only half next month.
March 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The trivia section on the House Wiki is so interesting. Its written specifically for English speakers who have no knowledge of America so it explains what "Detroit" is.
March 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Video of a student in my town who wrote a political op-ed being grabbed off the street by government agents bsky.app/profile/pale...
Video of the international student at Tufts being arrested by "federal authorities" in Massachusetts has been released and it's terrifying.

They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.

From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
March 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM