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· Nov 14
is money vegan
I miss my friend Raishawn real bad
June 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I miss my friend Raishawn real bad
commiserated with similarly-aged people the other nite and the main takeaway was, the internet sucked after 2007
June 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
commiserated with similarly-aged people the other nite and the main takeaway was, the internet sucked after 2007
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The Rolling Stones lips but it's a butthole. Do they still sue people? I have an idea.
May 7, 2024 at 3:57 PM
The Rolling Stones lips but it's a butthole. Do they still sue people? I have an idea.
of course this is how I find out about this
Bad news everyone. Famed Podcaster Theo Von has choked to death on his own dick, balls, and cum. He is survived by his wife, Vorticia, and his sons, Theo Von Trapp, Augustus Hammerhands, Timmy “Three-Lip” Guevara, and his daughter, Psycho Dave
May 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
of course this is how I find out about this
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hey it'smore like mark suckaturd
May 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
hey it'smore like mark suckaturd
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ok, for no reason but just because I think it's neat here's a thread of famous people with old gaming hardware or old computers.
big 90s and Y2K vibes.
Let's start with Shakira, Halle Berry and Bjork using a desktop computer
big 90s and Y2K vibes.
Let's start with Shakira, Halle Berry and Bjork using a desktop computer
April 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
ok, for no reason but just because I think it's neat here's a thread of famous people with old gaming hardware or old computers.
big 90s and Y2K vibes.
Let's start with Shakira, Halle Berry and Bjork using a desktop computer
big 90s and Y2K vibes.
Let's start with Shakira, Halle Berry and Bjork using a desktop computer
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it’s so cool that no one knows what’s going on or is going to happen with anything
April 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
it’s so cool that no one knows what’s going on or is going to happen with anything
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Well it can't be that capitalism has problems so it must be some sort of shadowy cabal making things bad. And the problems are happening across the world so it must be an international conspiracy of people who are pulling the strings. Why would they do this to capitalism and nations
March 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Well it can't be that capitalism has problems so it must be some sort of shadowy cabal making things bad. And the problems are happening across the world so it must be an international conspiracy of people who are pulling the strings. Why would they do this to capitalism and nations
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Everyone in the USA needs to start having conversations with their loved ones and communities, where phones and computers are not in the room.
Discuss, offline!
Discuss, offline!
March 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Everyone in the USA needs to start having conversations with their loved ones and communities, where phones and computers are not in the room.
Discuss, offline!
Discuss, offline!
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17 bar and club sign, billings, montana, 1980
March 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
17 bar and club sign, billings, montana, 1980
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I cannot believe my life lasted long enough for computers to stop being fun.
March 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I cannot believe my life lasted long enough for computers to stop being fun.
emailed a venue to ask when I can show up to buy tickets to a punk show just to confirm I am a freakin old ass dork
February 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
emailed a venue to ask when I can show up to buy tickets to a punk show just to confirm I am a freakin old ass dork
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tbh kinda weird if you haven't been attracted to SOMEONE of the same gender by now. look around they're like really hot and stuff. have you watched The Mummy (1999)? have you watched The Talented Mr Ripley (1999)? have you seen other 1999 films such as Titus (1999)
Nearly one in 10 adults in the U.S. identifies as LGBTQ, according to a large analysis from Gallup released Thursday — almost triple the share since Gallup began counting in 2012, and up by two-thirds since 2020. nyti.ms/42ZZGIN
February 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
tbh kinda weird if you haven't been attracted to SOMEONE of the same gender by now. look around they're like really hot and stuff. have you watched The Mummy (1999)? have you watched The Talented Mr Ripley (1999)? have you seen other 1999 films such as Titus (1999)
don’t feel optimistic, just hopeful, and that doesn’t need to make sense
February 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
don’t feel optimistic, just hopeful, and that doesn’t need to make sense
I am absolutely not currently completely fixated on the entire bag of vegan pizza balls* in the kitchen, and it is weird of you to suggest that
February 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I am absolutely not currently completely fixated on the entire bag of vegan pizza balls* in the kitchen, and it is weird of you to suggest that
just wrote, considered, and ultimately _deleted_ two funny-yet-depressing-yet-“wait was that actually funny?” posts. I am living and learning every day
February 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
just wrote, considered, and ultimately _deleted_ two funny-yet-depressing-yet-“wait was that actually funny?” posts. I am living and learning every day
as I was chopping up some celery to have with dip as a snack, I said to myself “this will make me happy” and instantly felt like the saddest person in existence
February 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
as I was chopping up some celery to have with dip as a snack, I said to myself “this will make me happy” and instantly felt like the saddest person in existence
two things that have actually always been cool, despite what many of us experienced in high school: sports and ska music
February 10, 2025 at 10:32 AM
two things that have actually always been cool, despite what many of us experienced in high school: sports and ska music
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and now for our “in memoriam” segment
February 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
and now for our “in memoriam” segment
RIP the Chiefs & Drake
February 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
RIP the Chiefs & Drake
got an Oreo in the mail once from someone I was seeing, the envelope was visibly greasy and it was 60% broken inside but still sealed. I ate it promptly
one time a buddy of mine in california texted me “hey i made an extra corn on the cob i’m not gonna eat, you want it” and from louisville i was like yeah sure man. a few days later it showed up in the mail
Somebody should put some dinner in the mail for Jon. He’d appreciate a good goof like that.
February 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
got an Oreo in the mail once from someone I was seeing, the envelope was visibly greasy and it was 60% broken inside but still sealed. I ate it promptly
removing my brain and placing it in a warm salt water bath, immediately forgetting about it for several days until it shrivels to resemble a peach pit
February 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
removing my brain and placing it in a warm salt water bath, immediately forgetting about it for several days until it shrivels to resemble a peach pit
extremely frustrating but also perfect that the best incarnations of vegan Chinese orange chicken I’ve ever had have either been from a massive cult, or a massive corporation
February 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
extremely frustrating but also perfect that the best incarnations of vegan Chinese orange chicken I’ve ever had have either been from a massive cult, or a massive corporation