Arthur Alexander Iula
LightNews LightNews
arthuriula.bsky.social
Arthur Alexander Iula
@arthuriula.bsky.social
41 followers 47 following 62 posts
Writer, podcaster, friend, autobiographical epitaph generator.

The turkey who lived
Posts Replies Media Videos
Pinned
arthuriula.bsky.social
Arthur Alexander Iula @arthuriula.bsky.social · Nov 16
Sigh okay what is my persona schtick on this one I think maybe I’ll just be really into animals or something…idk like marsupials…or species of quail. Seems manageable
arthuriula.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Reposted by Arthur Alexander Iula
justinmcelroy.bsky.social
This is astounding
gingerbearart.bsky.social Ginger 🐻✨ @gingerbearart.bsky.social · Nov 27
The council convenes once more
#deathblart
Comic, Page 1: P1: Outer space, showing several distant planets and a star, focusing on a foreground ringed planet that appears to have oceans and continents with large visibly man-made alterations, including bridges and a central trench of city circling the planet. Narration: "There are 11 billion sentient life forms on this planet. Uncountable artificial intelligences, consciousnesses stored in the core, more arriving every day" P2: A hand touches the top of an alien-looking casket. Narration: "One less, now." P3: The face of an alien person with an expression of grief, with pupil-less eyes, distinctive cheek markings, a metallic hoop around their neck, and a cloak, referred to from now as "MC". P4: Another person appears behind the first, with a floating holographic display of information in front of their face. Other person: "I take it you are aware of the duty the late Vhixyr is trusting to you?" MC: "Yes, I was told long ago." Page 2: P1: MC is pictured silhouetted from behind, standing in front of a far-future city, full of other citizens and glass transport tubes in the sky stretching into the distance. Narration: "Out of over 11 billion, me." P2: (Blank) Narration: "Despite Vhixyr's insistence that I was just the best fit, I always wondered-" P3: MC's foot stepping on a panel. Narration: "I wondered if my dear grandparent harbored some secret resentment," P4: MC standing in front of a doorway, raising a hand to a glowing panel on the wall. Behind the doorway is swirling shapes and light. Narration: "...or if they just thought I was the only one who could forgive them for this life-long burden?" P5: MC walking on a transparent bridge through a void filled with swirling light. Narration: "But really, all that mattered-" P6: (Blank) Narration: "Is that there are five of them. ...of us." Page 3: P1: Two arch-shaped desks with small cylindrical devices with 3 bulbs protruding from them, and a fan-shaped holographic display behind them showing a wave-form. MC: "I wasn't expecting your equipment to look so... ancient?" P2: A zoomed out view of the room, showing MC speaking to a larger smiling alien with an arch-shaped structure on their back, referred to from here as Council 1. Council 1: "For taking vibrations in the air. Ancient traditions, after all." P3: From behind MC, still speaking to Council 1, who is pointing at their own mouth. Council 1: "And I see you've been practicing your oral language!" MC: "No small effort - but we need to be able to speak this way for a full cycle after all." Council 1: "You get used to it." P4: Showing MC now. Council 1: "I trust you have now... viewed it, as well?" MC: "...of course." P5: Zooming out, showing both MC and Council 1, and another person in the back of the room by a large holo display. This person (Council 2) is slim, wearing a dark sleeveless shirt and a large brace over their shoulders. Council 2: "As of now, Earth has reached 89.3% of its sun-cycle." Council 1: "Then we will begin." Page 4: P1: From left to right seated at the desk in front of holo displays, Council 2, Council 1, and a third Council member with a robe and a U-shaped brace framing their head, all with somber expressions. Council 1: "Today we welcome Thonriel, third grandchild of Vhixyr, to the order of T'ddub. Thonriel has the terrible and honorable charge of speaking first today, as our order convenes for audiograph number 0X7B65D. -ahem- So... what did you think?" P2: Thonriel (MC), wearing a grim expression and slamming their hand down on their own desk. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still a bad movie."
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
arthuriula.bsky.social
So they discovered…ice cream?
Headline from Popular Mechanics magazine: Scientists Found a New State of Matter Between Liquid and Solid
December 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
arthuriula.bsky.social
I’m gonna name my kid Book
December 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
arthuriula.bsky.social
Ah, finally the time of year to put the outside trees inside and the inside lights outside.
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 AM
arthuriula.bsky.social
I feel like there is some law of nature that no one over 50 is allowed to hang up a call first even after you both say bye
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
arthuriula.bsky.social
Lol I just went 10 minutes thinking that there was a hair on the plate someone presented in a cooking show, but it was on my screen.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
arthuriula.bsky.social
They say behind every great man there is a great woman; well behind every great woman is a shriveled, terrified little man who wants his mommy to protect him.
October 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
arthuriula.bsky.social
Every Burger King location has a candle that must always remain lit. If it goes out, the King dies.
October 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Reposted by Arthur Alexander Iula
imsmallfry.bsky.social
Getting back into dancing is good for me 💃 #art
August 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
arthuriula.bsky.social
Rarely does Google trending searches have such an opinionated query. It kinda seems like you already know the answer…
Google Search trending searches screenshot that reads “Texas Roadhouse’s pulled pork dinner is a disappointing menu item”.
October 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
arthuriula.bsky.social
Ayyy The only place on the internet I accept all cookies is the FREAKIN OREO WEBSITE!!!!
July 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
arthuriula.bsky.social
Finally some good news for humanity: Humans now outnumber the world population of rats by at least 1 billion, making us the most populous mammal. Good luck catching up, rats!!!!
June 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
arthuriula.bsky.social
The worst part about the world being destroyed is it’s being done by a bunch of guys who think they look really cool
March 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
arthuriula.bsky.social
All ghosts are from Victorian England and everyone else who has died just died forever, sorry
March 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
arthuriula.bsky.social
Pleased to announce my nomination this Oscars season for Best Best Boy Grip
March 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
arthuriula.bsky.social
February 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
arthuriula.bsky.social
Four-toed Sengi !
A photo of a four-toed sengi, a small African rodent-like animal
January 14, 2025 at 7:17 AM
arthuriula.bsky.social
There’s a new guy in town (the sea)
Photo of an Alligator Gar, an ancient fish discovered in 2024
December 30, 2024 at 7:58 AM
arthuriula.bsky.social
This isn’t getting the attention it deserves on Letterboxd so I’m positing it here (follow me on Letterboxd!) username HeyItsArthur
Screenshot of a letterbox review of Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) “I went to the future 2025 to buy a sports almanac but was informed by an irate passerby that sports are “done”. Took the future afternoon to watch this instead.  Also the president in 2025 is an actual bald eagle. Something about the National bird being somewhere far down the chain as designated survivor. Was embarrassed to look like a fool again after the sports almanac thing so didn’t ask further questions.”
December 22, 2024 at 7:34 AM
arthuriula.bsky.social
Wallaby (marsupial) (action shot)
December 14, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Reposted by Arthur Alexander Iula
theonion.com
Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
theonion.com/somebody-sho...
December 9, 2024 at 12:28 AM
arthuriula.bsky.social
A fun time on Bluesky when you can scroll to the very beginning of someone’s feed in about 30 seconds flat. Take your screenshots now so that when cancel culture finally returns we are ready
November 18, 2024 at 9:48 AM
arthuriula.bsky.social
Bandicoot (marsupial)
November 17, 2024 at 9:26 PM