Arthur Alexander Iula
arthuriula.bsky.social
Arthur Alexander Iula
@arthuriula.bsky.social
Writer, podcaster, friend, autobiographical epitaph generator.

The turkey who lived
Plus the sign above my door
January 12, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Gotta do the ah if u gonna do the choo
January 12, 2026 at 12:37 PM
o r g a n e l l e s
January 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Looking forward to hearing about what you watch !
January 5, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Plus they keep measuring each tooth and remarking in fascination, murmuring to each other
January 2, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Brilliant. They keep calling your mouth your “mastication organ” etc.
December 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I’ve started to just open Wikipedia directly and search there when I have a query about a specific person place or thing, since I feel that the best AI can do is take information from there anyway, and at worst the ai is taking info from god knows where
December 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I felt like Seth Rogen’s The Night Of was supposed to be that for Christmas parties but they just failed so hard the end result was like someone read your (tweet? Post? Flap?) through a giant game of telephone
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
More.
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Moss it!
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
It’s like hot and cold pizza, there’s a moment for each
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
New pet
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“damn Dromae are everywhere today. Had to sneak past.”
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I think you just turned Mario Cart into Kirby Air Ride lol
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
You gotta get yourself a tiny little breathing apparatus that could not possibly do anything but you die without it bc humans destroyed the environment
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
You fucking destroyed him. (Sorry I gendered the horse)
October 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM