ArtemisUlf
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ArtemisUlf
@artemisulf.bsky.social
Living in Ohio with my husband, two dogs, a cat, and a cockatoo.
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Hacked Elmo Account Posts Antisemitic Messages
theonion.com/hacked-...
July 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My phone has this image from the American Science and Surplus Store labeled as "food".
May 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Today I learned that whales are ungulates. 😕
May 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Practicing Japanese and the word "sukoshi" came up. It means "a bit". Hey, like "just a skosh" of something? Yes, exactly like that, apparently.

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/s...
Definition of SKOSH
a small amount : bit, smidgen —used adverbially with a… See the full definition
www.merriam-webster.com
April 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Every time we get weather like today, my brain insists on singing "Everyone knows it's windy!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsY8...
The Association - Windy - 1967
YouTube video by Ross Peeler
www.youtube.com
April 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Ugh. I guess no more occasional trips to Steak n Shake for milkshakes during afternoon happy hour. Because fuck those guys.

www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
'RFK'ing the french fries': Steak 'n Shake becomes a MAHA darling
The Indianapolis-based fast-food chain has embraced Kennedy, as well as Elon Musk, earning praise from many high-profile Trump supporters along the way.
www.nbcnews.com
March 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I *just* realized that the brand name Ore-Ida refers to Oregon and Idaho. Durr.
March 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Listening to the audiobook of The Wild Robot I discovered that possums don't just *visually" play dead, but they put out a smell too.
March 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I'd like to spend some time doing this. I bet it would do good things for my mood.
Quality content
January 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
So, apparently what's his face didn't like this sermon. Made me want to watch it. I thought it was good.

www.npr.org/2025/01/21/n...
Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde confronts Trump in sermon
At a sermon preached to President Trump at Washington National Cathedral, Bishop Mariann Budde asked him to "have mercy" on people who are "scared," including LGBTQ+ children.
www.npr.org
January 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Aww--the Big Boy's Very Special Day is going to be indoors. Sad.
January 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Today I learned that Salvador Dali designed the logo for Chupa Chups.
January 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
How am I just now learning that President Lincoln had a beloved dog named Fido, who probably the origin of Fido as a "generic" dog name? Clearly there are gaps in my education.
January 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Has the sun always been this bright and I'm just now noticing?
December 26, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Me too, except inside and lying on something soft under a blankie.
December 24, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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somehow I hate the Duolingo owl even more now, on account of its wildly non-avian butt
Kinda surprised @faineg.bsky.social hasn’t posted Duo butt, yet. 😂

Also @milti.bsky.social
👍👍🤜🤛
December 23, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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This sums it up, yes.
December 22, 2024 at 12:40 AM
If it says on the package that the cookie dough is safe to eat raw, does it taste as good? Or does the "naughtiness" component make the other kind taste better?
December 22, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I don't like Duo's attitude lately. That owl is giving me entirely too much sass.
December 18, 2024 at 10:49 PM
This is one of the books I've been reading with kids at the library. Somehow I refrained from commenting on The Lady's harsh discipline methods.
December 17, 2024 at 8:02 PM
I don't *personally* get the appeal of the Bitey Face game, but these two insist that it is great fun.
November 29, 2024 at 8:46 PM
I keep getting ads for bulldog puppies. I don't think that's a bulldog.
November 23, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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Abruptly, and for no reason I can discern, I was thunderstruck with a thought of how inappropriate “Take A Letter, Maria” is from an HR standpoint
November 22, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Today I learned that Ritalin was named after a woman named Rita (the wife of Leandro Panizzon, who first synthesized the drug in 1944).
November 21, 2024 at 8:10 PM