Artanis Naanie - Lou
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She-Her. Currently rebranding, I'll let you know.
Sorry, I've been busy doing Very Important Things, aka reading a fanfic where Desmond Miles becomes the Inquisitor in Dragon Age
February 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Sorry, I've been busy doing Very Important Things, aka reading a fanfic where Desmond Miles becomes the Inquisitor in Dragon Age
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11yo is having an issue with his gaming mouse, prompting me to impart unto him my most sacred millennial tech wisdom: when something goes wrong and it’s not immediately apparent why, your first move is always, always to try turning the computer off and on again
January 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
11yo is having an issue with his gaming mouse, prompting me to impart unto him my most sacred millennial tech wisdom: when something goes wrong and it’s not immediately apparent why, your first move is always, always to try turning the computer off and on again
If it's "battle for dominance" but then it's not like the domestic scene in Mr and Mrs Smith what even is the point
January 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If it's "battle for dominance" but then it's not like the domestic scene in Mr and Mrs Smith what even is the point
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you know what, I think we should all be nicer to nepo babies who go into the arts. sure, they’re getting the inside track in a mercurial field where their financial privilege shields them from the worst consequences of struggle, but it’s vastly preferable to having them go into tech
January 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
you know what, I think we should all be nicer to nepo babies who go into the arts. sure, they’re getting the inside track in a mercurial field where their financial privilege shields them from the worst consequences of struggle, but it’s vastly preferable to having them go into tech
Wow so this is why I stopped using social media! It's been a few hours and my depression has worsened, my burn out is unmanaged and my anxiety at an all time high
January 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Wow so this is why I stopped using social media! It's been a few hours and my depression has worsened, my burn out is unmanaged and my anxiety at an all time high
The replies. Chef's kiss.
as much as i love rice, i HATE cooking it. throw a grain into a pot of boiling water, wait, fish it out. throw in another, wait, fish it out. i’m still cooking friday night’s fucking dinner. sorry for the language but i am so over this
January 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The replies. Chef's kiss.
"You will find me on every other social media" they say, crying, and then they mean the other more evil owned social medias because sure as fuck they're not on here
January 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"You will find me on every other social media" they say, crying, and then they mean the other more evil owned social medias because sure as fuck they're not on here
Jack, please implement a functional chat on Bluesky, it's literally the only thing holding me on the nazi shithole
January 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Jack, please implement a functional chat on Bluesky, it's literally the only thing holding me on the nazi shithole
15 years ago, all this was just science fiction, the dystopian type.
a man says very awkward and cringy in front of a sign that says schitts creek
ALT: a man says very awkward and cringy in front of a sign that says schitts creek
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January 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
15 years ago, all this was just science fiction, the dystopian type.
Missing the time I had entire, completely understandable conversations only comprised of Schitt's creek gifs
January 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Missing the time I had entire, completely understandable conversations only comprised of Schitt's creek gifs
I'm happy to see frienda and u.s. creators again on tiktok, but the next to say tiktok is the "free speech app" and the "only sane place" and all the things better check themself a little. It's kinda "thanks president trump app" for now
January 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I'm happy to see frienda and u.s. creators again on tiktok, but the next to say tiktok is the "free speech app" and the "only sane place" and all the things better check themself a little. It's kinda "thanks president trump app" for now
When I watched Schitt's creek the first time, Moira felt incredibly dramatic to me. It's only been a few years, but they've been hard enough to feel a real kinship with her now
a picture of a woman with the words mummy 's going to be fine on it
ALT: a picture of a woman with the words mummy 's going to be fine on it
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January 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
When I watched Schitt's creek the first time, Moira felt incredibly dramatic to me. It's only been a few years, but they've been hard enough to feel a real kinship with her now
The fact that cooking internet is obsessed with garlic and still hasn't found out about bagna cauda is kinda weird
January 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
The fact that cooking internet is obsessed with garlic and still hasn't found out about bagna cauda is kinda weird
"You don't want to hear opinions that aren't similar to yours" exactly. I finished my patience for wrong opinions in my thirties, and now I only want to hear people agreeing with me. Echo chambers ftw
January 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
"You don't want to hear opinions that aren't similar to yours" exactly. I finished my patience for wrong opinions in my thirties, and now I only want to hear people agreeing with me. Echo chambers ftw
Apalled at the lack of Adoribull Veilguard fanfiction, which I realise is basically a coded message for 99,99..% of people
January 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Apalled at the lack of Adoribull Veilguard fanfiction, which I realise is basically a coded message for 99,99..% of people
The crunching disappointment of waking up thinking it's saturday and realizing it's friday instead
December 6, 2024 at 5:06 AM
The crunching disappointment of waking up thinking it's saturday and realizing it's friday instead
Last time I played DA:I Bull flirted with Dorian behind my romanced inky since level 13. This run, played to put them together for Trespasser, I'm at 23 and they are still at "isn't this where it's going?" "Very much not!" Very much yes, Dorian, stop wasting my time!
December 5, 2024 at 9:18 AM
Last time I played DA:I Bull flirted with Dorian behind my romanced inky since level 13. This run, played to put them together for Trespasser, I'm at 23 and they are still at "isn't this where it's going?" "Very much not!" Very much yes, Dorian, stop wasting my time!
I love the recipes that start with "low time low effort" and then list 5 veggies to clean, cut, and cook, like ma'am, it was supposed to be low effort
November 28, 2024 at 10:30 AM
I love the recipes that start with "low time low effort" and then list 5 veggies to clean, cut, and cook, like ma'am, it was supposed to be low effort
Some people wait for January to start putting excessive stress upon bettering themselves. I, however, have decided to quit smoking, take up daily yoga, start losing weight, and start budgeting all at the same time in November because November needed more reasons to be depressing
November 28, 2024 at 9:28 AM
Some people wait for January to start putting excessive stress upon bettering themselves. I, however, have decided to quit smoking, take up daily yoga, start losing weight, and start budgeting all at the same time in November because November needed more reasons to be depressing
When the recipe is 3 minutes of scrolling down the blog
I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 28, 2024 at 8:56 AM
When the recipe is 3 minutes of scrolling down the blog
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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Ah, the "planning lists and tabs and sheets and project in my head all night instead of sleeping" kind of rest🙃
November 26, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Ah, the "planning lists and tabs and sheets and project in my head all night instead of sleeping" kind of rest🙃
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we as a society need to decide how long is long enough for it to be OK for someone to finish someone else's unfinished fic
November 25, 2024 at 10:09 PM
we as a society need to decide how long is long enough for it to be OK for someone to finish someone else's unfinished fic
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Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.
November 25, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.
Once upon a time, I took pictures of everything I cooked. And also of my kids, but that's beside the point: they were smaller and cuter. Now I spend 3 hours in the kitchen and have nothing to show for it 😤
November 25, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Once upon a time, I took pictures of everything I cooked. And also of my kids, but that's beside the point: they were smaller and cuter. Now I spend 3 hours in the kitchen and have nothing to show for it 😤