Unladylike
@arsxn.bsky.social
Perpetual dumpster fire
•has a chance with Emma™
•future coparent with Delphi
•HAS a chance with Delphi
•has a chance with Emma™
•future coparent with Delphi
•HAS a chance with Delphi
Moved to the city and got my catalytic converter stolen within 3 months, hell yeah
December 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Moved to the city and got my catalytic converter stolen within 3 months, hell yeah
It's literally my name
I don't eat my own pussy because that's unladylike
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 AM
It's literally my name
Me: *putting my pills between my lips*
Hey babe, want to lady and the tramp my antidepressants?
Hey babe, want to lady and the tramp my antidepressants?
October 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Me: *putting my pills between my lips*
Hey babe, want to lady and the tramp my antidepressants?
Hey babe, want to lady and the tramp my antidepressants?
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Hot girls love pissing and shitting and cumming
October 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Hot girls love pissing and shitting and cumming
So, to recap my last month, I made a Charlie Kirk posted that got me fired, my car broke down, then my bf asked me to move in, my dog died, then I started the move, started one job immediately, got hired at 3 other places, but today I just got the green light for a job to start making big girl money
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
So, to recap my last month, I made a Charlie Kirk posted that got me fired, my car broke down, then my bf asked me to move in, my dog died, then I started the move, started one job immediately, got hired at 3 other places, but today I just got the green light for a job to start making big girl money
Has anyone used a waterbottle as an enema before please raise your hand?
October 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Has anyone used a waterbottle as an enema before please raise your hand?
Everything is falling apart so my bf took me on a ministaycation, but I get home and now I'm at the emergency vet with my baby :(
September 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Everything is falling apart so my bf took me on a ministaycation, but I get home and now I'm at the emergency vet with my baby :(
Shout out to all of us low-level employees getting shitcanned for *checks notes* having an unsavory opinion of Charlie Kirk
September 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Shout out to all of us low-level employees getting shitcanned for *checks notes* having an unsavory opinion of Charlie Kirk
Funny side note: I'm seeing someone and they have notes for me so I asked him to read it and he said it has 3 things: my birthday, the fact that I really want to try soup dumplings, and that I'm into bdsm 💀
September 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Funny side note: I'm seeing someone and they have notes for me so I asked him to read it and he said it has 3 things: my birthday, the fact that I really want to try soup dumplings, and that I'm into bdsm 💀
For being the party of free speech, it's really interesting to start a harassment campaign against me for saying "rest in piss, gender neutral bathroom incoming"
Made some posts on fb that stirred up the locals and they sent an angry email to my boss. We'll see what happens lmfaoooo got a talking to today suggesting taking my page down and I have no plans on doing so. So we'll see, but I'm confident in my ability to survive, so we'll see.
September 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
For being the party of free speech, it's really interesting to start a harassment campaign against me for saying "rest in piss, gender neutral bathroom incoming"
Made some posts on fb that stirred up the locals and they sent an angry email to my boss. We'll see what happens lmfaoooo got a talking to today suggesting taking my page down and I have no plans on doing so. So we'll see, but I'm confident in my ability to survive, so we'll see.
September 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Made some posts on fb that stirred up the locals and they sent an angry email to my boss. We'll see what happens lmfaoooo got a talking to today suggesting taking my page down and I have no plans on doing so. So we'll see, but I'm confident in my ability to survive, so we'll see.
They're field puppies and will lick you to death with their bumpy arm of a tongue
September 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
They're field puppies and will lick you to death with their bumpy arm of a tongue
Embarrassing fact about me, I spent a few years assuming smh meant "smell my hand" until I finally looked it up. Why it never occurred to me to do so before, good question, but I just thought y'all were weird.
August 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Embarrassing fact about me, I spent a few years assuming smh meant "smell my hand" until I finally looked it up. Why it never occurred to me to do so before, good question, but I just thought y'all were weird.
Platonic cuddling is truly healing
August 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Platonic cuddling is truly healing
I'm tired of being sick I wanna get back on that hot Girl shit
August 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'm tired of being sick I wanna get back on that hot Girl shit
What if we just start assuming everyone who is trying to derail the epstein conversation is also a pedophile and thats why they want them protected?
August 29, 2025 at 9:40 AM
What if we just start assuming everyone who is trying to derail the epstein conversation is also a pedophile and thats why they want them protected?
21 was a transitional period, but I'm glad I've moved on from this glasses shape
August 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
21 was a transitional period, but I'm glad I've moved on from this glasses shape
Not feeling the greatest ab myself rn but threw this fit together
August 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Not feeling the greatest ab myself rn but threw this fit together
Persephone says howdy
August 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Persephone says howdy
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shoutout to fucking no one. that's my goat.
August 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
shoutout to fucking no one. that's my goat.
This reminds me of an off topic rant:
I had an ex that left for work that morning and said "work sucks" and I responded "I know" and I went out and bought him a bouquet of roses and left them by the stairs in our living room and he didn't get it and was just confused why I bought him flowers
I had an ex that left for work that morning and said "work sucks" and I responded "I know" and I went out and bought him a bouquet of roses and left them by the stairs in our living room and he didn't get it and was just confused why I bought him flowers
August 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This reminds me of an off topic rant:
I had an ex that left for work that morning and said "work sucks" and I responded "I know" and I went out and bought him a bouquet of roses and left them by the stairs in our living room and he didn't get it and was just confused why I bought him flowers
I had an ex that left for work that morning and said "work sucks" and I responded "I know" and I went out and bought him a bouquet of roses and left them by the stairs in our living room and he didn't get it and was just confused why I bought him flowers
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This is a pretty good bit
August 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is a pretty good bit
Just took an everything shower 👽👻💣🍃🪔💰🪓🗡🔫
August 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Just took an everything shower 👽👻💣🍃🪔💰🪓🗡🔫