@arridgewills.bsky.social
Wake me up when he's dead.
@Melesshuffle at the other place
@Melesshuffle at the other place
Well. Thanks for that Forbes. I was wondering what to do with the spare millions I found in the pocket of my coat while I was doing the laundry.
January 14, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Well. Thanks for that Forbes. I was wondering what to do with the spare millions I found in the pocket of my coat while I was doing the laundry.
Beginning to understand why the #NFL crowd were getting so moist about the perfectly ordinary tackle one of their boys made the other week
January 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Beginning to understand why the #NFL crowd were getting so moist about the perfectly ordinary tackle one of their boys made the other week
I can't speak for Zahawi of course, but if my moustache had gone all grey except for a neat little black bit under my nose I might consider dye, or even shaving the fucking thing off. Especially if I was considering joining a party so beloved of actual nazis.
January 13, 2026 at 10:31 AM
I can't speak for Zahawi of course, but if my moustache had gone all grey except for a neat little black bit under my nose I might consider dye, or even shaving the fucking thing off. Especially if I was considering joining a party so beloved of actual nazis.
Fucking hell. Another reason to despair about the IG generation. I love a good stout or porter, but can't stomach Guinness BECAUSE of the nitrogenation. And now other brewers are adding the bastard bubbles...
Cream of the crop: small brewers take on Guinness with rival ‘nitro’ stouts
Cream of the crop: small brewers take on Guinness with rival ‘nitro’ stouts
Independents muscle in on craze for the black stuff with dark beers that use same nitrogen process as Irish favourite
www.theguardian.com
January 11, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Fucking hell. Another reason to despair about the IG generation. I love a good stout or porter, but can't stomach Guinness BECAUSE of the nitrogenation. And now other brewers are adding the bastard bubbles...
Always good to receive the ultimate accolade from my OH after I've cooked; "That was surprisingly nice."
'Surprising' is of course what I always aim for in the kitchen.
'Surprising' is of course what I always aim for in the kitchen.
January 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Always good to receive the ultimate accolade from my OH after I've cooked; "That was surprisingly nice."
'Surprising' is of course what I always aim for in the kitchen.
'Surprising' is of course what I always aim for in the kitchen.
Fuck. Me. Sideways. Look at the price of these buggers. That's a lot of money for a clothes horse. Makes my 700 quid used smart trainer look like a steal.
www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
The best exercise bikes for home workouts, spin and getting sweaty, tested
Our fitness expert clocked up his indoor miles to put the best exercise bikes, including simple spin machines and gym-quality models, to the test
www.theguardian.com
January 10, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Fuck. Me. Sideways. Look at the price of these buggers. That's a lot of money for a clothes horse. Makes my 700 quid used smart trainer look like a steal.
www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
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Whistle, crackle, banned: Dutch set to outlaw fireworks after more new year chaos
Whistle, crackle, banned: Dutch set to outlaw fireworks after more new year chaos
Netherlands expected to join Ireland in prohibiting most consumer fireworks as other EU countries debate crackdown
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Whistle, crackle, banned: Dutch set to outlaw fireworks after more new year chaos
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The billionaire press barons must be having a right laugh…
Here we are distracted & arguing over asylum seekers (0.2% of the population)
Meanwhile, billionaires (just 0.0002% of the population) hoard more wealth than half the UK
Immigration isn’t draining us
Inequality is.
Here we are distracted & arguing over asylum seekers (0.2% of the population)
Meanwhile, billionaires (just 0.0002% of the population) hoard more wealth than half the UK
Immigration isn’t draining us
Inequality is.
August 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The billionaire press barons must be having a right laugh…
Here we are distracted & arguing over asylum seekers (0.2% of the population)
Meanwhile, billionaires (just 0.0002% of the population) hoard more wealth than half the UK
Immigration isn’t draining us
Inequality is.
Here we are distracted & arguing over asylum seekers (0.2% of the population)
Meanwhile, billionaires (just 0.0002% of the population) hoard more wealth than half the UK
Immigration isn’t draining us
Inequality is.
Hmm. Already knew he was a cunt. Now I know he's a cunt who can't write.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
‘At Meta I found myself wrestling my deputy in an MMA gym’: Nick Clegg on the culture shock of Silicon Valley
In an exclusive extract from his new book, the former Meta number two recalls the mindset, the mantras and the man at the top
www.theguardian.com
August 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hmm. Already knew he was a cunt. Now I know he's a cunt who can't write.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Damn fine showing by Scotland, and congrats for the win, but bloody hell Wales, could we at least play like we've met each other before kickoff? #SCOvWAL
August 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Damn fine showing by Scotland, and congrats for the win, but bloody hell Wales, could we at least play like we've met each other before kickoff? #SCOvWAL
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Israel is saying it will boycott every country who recognises Palestine.
I suggest everyone boycotts countries committing Genocide.
I suggest everyone boycotts countries committing Genocide.
August 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Israel is saying it will boycott every country who recognises Palestine.
I suggest everyone boycotts countries committing Genocide.
I suggest everyone boycotts countries committing Genocide.
Fucking yes. I've never been the male PA in this situation but I have (depressingly often) written off applicants who didn't interact with my female colleague at interview.
I'm a female CEO & ultimately the decision maker when hiring for high level management & executive positions in the company. I've hired more women for senior positions than men. The simple reason being because men keep ignoring me & talking to my male PA/notetaker in interviews.
August 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Fucking yes. I've never been the male PA in this situation but I have (depressingly often) written off applicants who didn't interact with my female colleague at interview.
Honestly don't think I've ever enjoyed a Lions tour less than this one. Absolutely devoid of passion and ideas. Voted for player of the tour the other day and was hard put to think of a single stand-out player. #Lions2025
August 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Honestly don't think I've ever enjoyed a Lions tour less than this one. Absolutely devoid of passion and ideas. Voted for player of the tour the other day and was hard put to think of a single stand-out player. #Lions2025
Just arrived at the pub. If you look VERY carefully at Dog#1 you might be able to deduce the colour of Dog#2.
August 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Just arrived at the pub. If you look VERY carefully at Dog#1 you might be able to deduce the colour of Dog#2.
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Not a single person died on Helsinki’s roads in the last year.
An impressive achievement which shows cities across the world that road traffic deaths are not inevitable.
www.helsinkitimes.fi/finland/finl... Helsinki records zero traffic deaths for full year - Helsinki Times
An impressive achievement which shows cities across the world that road traffic deaths are not inevitable.
www.helsinkitimes.fi/finland/finl... Helsinki records zero traffic deaths for full year - Helsinki Times
Helsinki records zero traffic deaths for full year
Helsinki has completed 12 months without a single traffic fatality, a milestone credited to lower speed limits, safer infrastructure, and years of consistent planning, officials say.
www.helsinkitimes.fi
July 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Not a single person died on Helsinki’s roads in the last year.
An impressive achievement which shows cities across the world that road traffic deaths are not inevitable.
www.helsinkitimes.fi/finland/finl... Helsinki records zero traffic deaths for full year - Helsinki Times
An impressive achievement which shows cities across the world that road traffic deaths are not inevitable.
www.helsinkitimes.fi/finland/finl... Helsinki records zero traffic deaths for full year - Helsinki Times
Holy shuddering fuck.
Decks appeal: Martin Parr captures life on a cruise liner – photo essay
Decks appeal: Martin Parr captures life on a cruise liner – photo essay
The photographer follows passengers onboard Cunard’s Queen Victoria ocean liner as they are fed, watered and entertained during a cruise around the Mediterranean
www.theguardian.com
July 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Holy shuddering fuck.
The "well regulated Militia" will kick in any moment now I'm sure. Cos that's why there are so many fucking guns there after all.
July 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The "well regulated Militia" will kick in any moment now I'm sure. Cos that's why there are so many fucking guns there after all.
Well bugger me. That was a cracker of a game, but I'm really too old for this shit. #Lions2025
July 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Well bugger me. That was a cracker of a game, but I'm really too old for this shit. #Lions2025
Not the best thumbnail from the Graun here...
July 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Not the best thumbnail from the Graun here...
Eeh, I remember when BBC English was exemplary.
July 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Eeh, I remember when BBC English was exemplary.
My mate sent me an action shot from the weekend. Normally don't approve of photos of me, but I'm facing away, so I'll accept it this once.
Fairy Princess Mode Engaged. #DunwichDynamo
Fairy Princess Mode Engaged. #DunwichDynamo
July 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
My mate sent me an action shot from the weekend. Normally don't approve of photos of me, but I'm facing away, so I'll accept it this once.
Fairy Princess Mode Engaged. #DunwichDynamo
Fairy Princess Mode Engaged. #DunwichDynamo
Very odd #DunwichDynamo last night. Weird micro temperature zones oscillating between too hot and bloody freezing, meaning you'd be drenched in sweat and then chilled to the bone a minute later. Made it a bit of a challenge, but still fun nonetheless.
July 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Very odd #DunwichDynamo last night. Weird micro temperature zones oscillating between too hot and bloody freezing, meaning you'd be drenched in sweat and then chilled to the bone a minute later. Made it a bit of a challenge, but still fun nonetheless.