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ArnoldJAardvark
@arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social
Editor of Arsenal's 2nd longest running fanzine | Still on paper | Issue 87 is out now. £2 from the matchday sellers and from upthearse.net/shop

Also a Chloe Kelly stan account! 😁
The irony. Today of all days, Arsenal has ended the Visit Rwanda sponsorship. 🤣

Now, if anyone would like to buy our latest issue which details certain politicians' support of Arsenal, it's on sale matchdays and from upthearse.net/shop 😁
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
From our latest issue... on sale match days and from upthearse.net/shop 😉
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Islington Trading Standard probably need to take a look at the weights and measures at The Emirates 😉
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
In his victory speech, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social reveals the motivation behind his win. 😉

#Arsenal #Camus
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
UEFA concern after FIFA announce "Peace Prize".

#FIFA #FIFAWORLDCUP
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Let's play our new game: Is he talking about Arsenal or New York?

😁
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Sir David Beckham speaks after his investiture ceremony at Windsor Castle.
November 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
A few pics of Steve from over the years.
October 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
If you're happy with tonight's result, don't forget to buy our latest issue from the fanzine sellers for your tube train home. Only £2!

#Arsenal #ARSATM #UCL
October 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Goalkeepers are the only position where a season long loan can be recalled if a squad goes down to one fit keeper, so we could see Naomi back.
October 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Did you have a pint of Hofmeister to wash it down? 😁
October 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Thanks to the fans who bought our new issue today at the #ARSBHA #WSL match.

Fanzines at women's games have not historically been a thing but I'm more than happy to increase the content proportion in future issues if this keeps up!
October 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Building it at Highbury would have demolished my old flat 😁
October 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Since the nomination has to come from the fanzine itself... I'm going to nominated UTA! for the FSA Fanzine of the Year award 🤣

Print only. We pulled our finger out and actually got one released in 2025 so why not? 😁

Well, it might give them a chuckle and as When Saturday Comes once said:
October 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Celebrity Gooners, eh 🤷

Managed to sneak a "take the piss out of Nick Clegg" into the latest issue. 😉

Which reminds me, Piers Morgan is due another kicking! 😁
October 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
In our new issue 😉
October 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It's an even more extraordinary headline when you find out that Spurs weren't playing at home 🤣
October 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
He's a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.
October 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
New issue out today 😁
October 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Don't believe the official Arsenal app! 😂
October 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Issue 87 - 4th October West Ham (H)
Guest Editor: Elon Musk
Football - The Traitors
Tim Davies' Non-woke MOTD
Up The Arse! Book Club
World Cup 2026 Travel Tips
+ more!

On sale from the matchday fanzine Sellers.
#Arsenal #arswhu
October 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
New issue of UTA! out today, where you can read all the latest from UpTheArseTV - Arsenal's Premier Arsenal Bashing You Tube Channel 😉

From the usual matchday fanzine sellers and mail order from upthearse.net/shop

#Arsenal #ARSWHU
October 4, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Issue 87 has just been delivered and InstantPrint have done another cracking job.

It will be on sale at West Ham tomorrow from the usual matchday fanzine sellers.

#Arsenal
October 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The new issue arrives from the printers today so it will be out for tomorrow's home game against West Ham.

All the usual nonsense and Footballs The Traitors!

#Arsenal
October 3, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Since today is #NationalPoetryDay here's a poem from the new issue's Football Nursery Rhymes.

#Arsenal
October 2, 2025 at 8:27 AM