ArnoldJAardvark
@arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social
Editor of Arsenal's 2nd longest running fanzine | Still on paper | Issue 87 is out now. £2 from the matchday sellers and from upthearse.net/shop
Also a Chloe Kelly stan account! 😁
Also a Chloe Kelly stan account! 😁
Yes, I have just FFWD through the Birmingham v Pompey match on You Tube to watch Jessie Gale's goal.
"It's a brilliant finish from the youngster Jessie Gale".
That's three goals in three games from her. 🥰
#ArsenalWomen #JessieGale
"It's a brilliant finish from the youngster Jessie Gale".
That's three goals in three games from her. 🥰
#ArsenalWomen #JessieGale
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Yes, I have just FFWD through the Birmingham v Pompey match on You Tube to watch Jessie Gale's goal.
"It's a brilliant finish from the youngster Jessie Gale".
That's three goals in three games from her. 🥰
#ArsenalWomen #JessieGale
"It's a brilliant finish from the youngster Jessie Gale".
That's three goals in three games from her. 🥰
#ArsenalWomen #JessieGale
Well played Gooners. We can do this. Let's get Champions League winner Karen through to the final of #Strictly
She's the best non-ringer left in the competition.
She's the best non-ringer left in the competition.
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Well played Gooners. We can do this. Let's get Champions League winner Karen through to the final of #Strictly
She's the best non-ringer left in the competition.
She's the best non-ringer left in the competition.
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Catching up on Strictly. Kim is in the room 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Catching up on Strictly. Kim is in the room 🥰
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
BREAKING: The Orange Turd has given the Spuds owning crook a pardon.
I don't think it affects his status as unfit to run a club but if you believe in the Lewis Family Trust actually runs them I'd like to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I don't think it affects his status as unfit to run a club but if you believe in the Lewis Family Trust actually runs them I'd like to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
UK billionaire Joe Lewis receives pardon from President Trump
The businessman, whose family trust owns Tottenham Hotspur, pleaded guilty in 2024 to insider trading as part of a deal with prosecutors.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
BREAKING: The Orange Turd has given the Spuds owning crook a pardon.
I don't think it affects his status as unfit to run a club but if you believe in the Lewis Family Trust actually runs them I'd like to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I don't think it affects his status as unfit to run a club but if you believe in the Lewis Family Trust actually runs them I'd like to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
My broadband disconnected for no real reason and I missed 2 Bayern goals.
Not sure I want to watch the highlights to find out what happened!
Not sure I want to watch the highlights to find out what happened!
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My broadband disconnected for no real reason and I missed 2 Bayern goals.
Not sure I want to watch the highlights to find out what happened!
Not sure I want to watch the highlights to find out what happened!
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If Arsenal doesn't drop the ball, our medical staff are going to be the world authorities on treating ACL injuries.
Of course, I'd rather they concentrated on stopping them happening in the first place.
Of course, I'd rather they concentrated on stopping them happening in the first place.
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If Arsenal doesn't drop the ball, our medical staff are going to be the world authorities on treating ACL injuries.
Of course, I'd rather they concentrated on stopping them happening in the first place.
Of course, I'd rather they concentrated on stopping them happening in the first place.
Jessie Gale has done it again!
She's having an exceptional loan spell at Pompey.
#WSL2 #SUNPOR #ArsenalWomen
She's having an exceptional loan spell at Pompey.
#WSL2 #SUNPOR #ArsenalWomen
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Jessie Gale has done it again!
She's having an exceptional loan spell at Pompey.
#WSL2 #SUNPOR #ArsenalWomen
She's having an exceptional loan spell at Pompey.
#WSL2 #SUNPOR #ArsenalWomen
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
We’re at the hoof it up to Sam Kerr stage of the game.
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
We’re at the hoof it up to Sam Kerr stage of the game.
Islington Trading Standard probably need to take a look at the weights and measures at The Emirates 😉
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Islington Trading Standard probably need to take a look at the weights and measures at The Emirates 😉
This is a ridiculously early time to have to head off to a match, but hey ho, I signed up for it 🤪
#ArsenalWomen
#ArsenalWomen
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 AM
This is a ridiculously early time to have to head off to a match, but hey ho, I signed up for it 🤪
#ArsenalWomen
#ArsenalWomen
Ha ha!
I think the Joey Barton WhatsApp page we didn't quite finish will make the next issue!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I think the Joey Barton WhatsApp page we didn't quite finish will make the next issue!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Joey Barton guilty over 'grossly offensive' X posts
The former footballer directed posts on X towards Jeremy Vine and pundits Lucy Ward and Eni Aluko.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Ha ha!
I think the Joey Barton WhatsApp page we didn't quite finish will make the next issue!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I think the Joey Barton WhatsApp page we didn't quite finish will make the next issue!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
In his victory speech, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social reveals the motivation behind his win. 😉
#Arsenal #Camus
#Arsenal #Camus
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
In his victory speech, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social reveals the motivation behind his win. 😉
#Arsenal #Camus
#Arsenal #Camus
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
There's probably not a more corrupt person in sport.
Gianni Infantino will present the inaugural ‘FIFA Peace Prize’ at the draw for the 2026 World Cup, football’s world governing body has announced.
Gianni Infantino to award FIFA’s inaugural peace prize at Washington’s World Cup 2026 draw
FIFA president Gianni Infantino will present the inaugural award at next month's World Cup draw in Washington DC.
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
There's probably not a more corrupt person in sport.
Sadly Up The Arse! didn't make the shortlist for this year's Football Supporters' Association Fanzine of the Year award 😉
We've taken this snub in our stride 🤣
We've taken this snub in our stride 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Sadly Up The Arse! didn't make the shortlist for this year's Football Supporters' Association Fanzine of the Year award 😉
We've taken this snub in our stride 🤣
We've taken this snub in our stride 🤣