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ArnoldJAardvark
@arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social
Editor of Arsenal's 2nd longest running fanzine | Still on paper | Issue 87 is out now. £2 from the matchday sellers and from upthearse.net/shop

Also a Chloe Kelly stan account! 😁
That was an absolutely top-notch tackle from L-WM. 😘

#UCL #ARSRMA
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Yes, I have just FFWD through the Birmingham v Pompey match on You Tube to watch Jessie Gale's goal.

"It's a brilliant finish from the youngster Jessie Gale".

That's three goals in three games from her. 🥰

#ArsenalWomen #JessieGale
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Well played Gooners. We can do this. Let's get Champions League winner Karen through to the final of #Strictly

She's the best non-ringer left in the competition.
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Oi. Caldentey. Pull yer socks up. Literally! 😁

#TOTARS #WSL
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
So… Leah and Kim know the result of #Strictly.
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
F*** me are the judges all Spuds fans?

Every bloody week they look to nit pick with Karen.

That was fantastic. #strictly
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Catching up on Strictly. Kim is in the room 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Woo hoo. Woo hoo. We are the Arsenal boys.
Woo hoo. Woo hoo. We are the Arsenal boys.
And if you want an England win select us or you'll sigh.
We all follow The Arsenal.

#ENGSRB #ARSENAL
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Eze good. Eze good. Eze's very good!

#ENGSER #ARSENAL
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
BREAKING: The Orange Turd has given the Spuds owning crook a pardon.

I don't think it affects his status as unfit to run a club but if you believe in the Lewis Family Trust actually runs them I'd like to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
UK billionaire Joe Lewis receives pardon from President Trump
The businessman, whose family trust owns Tottenham Hotspur, pleaded guilty in 2024 to insider trading as part of a deal with prosecutors.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My broadband disconnected for no real reason and I missed 2 Bayern goals.

Not sure I want to watch the highlights to find out what happened!
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Well it's been worth £5.99 so far!

#UWCL #BAYARS
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If Arsenal doesn't drop the ball, our medical staff are going to be the world authorities on treating ACL injuries.

Of course, I'd rather they concentrated on stopping them happening in the first place.
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Champions League winner Karen Carney is through to next week's #Strictly 🫡
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Jessie Gale has done it again!

She's having an exceptional loan spell at Pompey.

#WSL2 #SUNPOR #ArsenalWomen
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Jessie Gale on for Pompey Women.

#WSL2 #SUNPOR #ArsenalWomen
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Kafaji scored Brighton's equaliser in extra time 🥰

#WSL #LIVBHA
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
#WSL2 #Arsenal loanee watch.

Naomi Williams (Bristol City), Jessie Gale (Pompey) and Maddy Earl (Ipswich) are subs today.
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
We’re at the hoof it up to Sam Kerr stage of the game.
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Islington Trading Standard probably need to take a look at the weights and measures at The Emirates 😉
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
This is a ridiculously early time to have to head off to a match, but hey ho, I signed up for it 🤪

#ArsenalWomen
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Ha ha!

I think the Joey Barton WhatsApp page we didn't quite finish will make the next issue!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Joey Barton guilty over 'grossly offensive' X posts
The former footballer directed posts on X towards Jeremy Vine and pundits Lucy Ward and Eni Aluko.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
In his victory speech, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social reveals the motivation behind his win. 😉

#Arsenal #Camus
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
UEFA concern after FIFA announce "Peace Prize".

#FIFA #FIFAWORLDCUP
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
There's probably not a more corrupt person in sport.
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM